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Nothing but the rain
 Post subject: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:29 pm 
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Basically, each person asks a stupid question, and the next person answers with a stupid answer.

Why is Kath so hot? :awesome:

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:31 pm 
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Because you are clinically insane.

Why are there so many perverts on this forum?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:34 pm 
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Because the forum does things in the sack that no other forum would even dream of doing. :crazy:

Why hasn't Lee been corrupted yet?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:37 pm 
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OMG You changed your first question!! Cheat. :P

Because he has been vaccinated.

Why does Sarina love Harper's Island so much?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:42 pm 
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lol, thought you answered that as in "why do I think she's so hot." :P

Because she wanted to see Cal die.

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Sorry. :P


Why is this forum filled with crazy people?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:46 pm 
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Because it's God's 11th commandment that all crazy people come here?

Why don't you ever cook me breakfast?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:49 pm 
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Because you're fat enough already.

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Joking! Don't kill me. :iguess:


Why did I just say that when it's not true?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:26 am 
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Cos you're on a deathwish.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:28 am 
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Because people don't want songs about poop.

Why is my penis so hard?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:30 am 
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Cos you took too much viagra and it won't go down.

How many Erik's does it take to change a lightbulb?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:32 am 
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A fraction. My penis can do it.

How many Kaths does it take to turn me on? :P

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:33 am 
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None. You wake up turned on.

Why is a donut called a donut?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:36 am 
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Because "don't" was already taken.

Why does Homer Simpson say "D'oh"?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:38 am 
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He doesn't. It's in your imagination.

Why does Mario love mushrooms?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:42 am 
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He likes getting high.



Why do I like Kath so much? :P

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:47 am 
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Because I am so frickin nice and soft and gentle and loving, Idiot. :X

Why has Erik got OCD?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:49 am 
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Because it's an STD that you gave to me. :awesome:

What's black and white and red all over?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:53 am 
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A penguin in a blender.

How many times can I whip you before you'll scream? :kath:

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 Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:55 am 
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How long do you got? :flirt:

Why did the banana split?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:57 am 
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Because I was coming at it with a hatchet.

Why does a cat meow?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:59 am 
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It just gets excited when it sees you. :P

Why does it seem like I'm more obsessed with Kath than I really am? :blum:

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:03 am 
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Cos you really are. :P

What is the capital of CoA?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:06 am 
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The "o," as in "Oh yeah, baby. :awesome: "

If there are two cookies left, and Kath and I were the only two people left in the room, I'd give her both cookies. Does that make me crazy?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:08 am 
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That makes you a liar. You would never do that!

If there are three cookies in the world but no-one eats them, did they ever really exist?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:14 am 
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Impossible, that would never happen.

How many chickens crossed the road?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:17 am 
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Nobody gives a shit.

Who is the leader on Mars?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:18 am 
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You. :P

5 + 5 = ?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:21 am 
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Count your fingers and work it out yourself.

If you pick up the phone and no one is there, does that mean there is a homicidal maniac stalking you?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:23 am 
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No, it means that somebody is jerking off to your voice...

Why would somebody do that?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:24 am 
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Cos it might be fun.

How many times has a Mormon knocked on your door?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:28 am 
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None. My door knocks the Mormons.

Have you ever had sex on the moon?

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Hurley (listening to a radio transmission): You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time... Just kidding, dude.

Ben: I was told a lot of things, too, that I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen, because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

Sayid (about Ben): Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul.

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