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I will be rating all the episodes from every season, to eventually complete a ranking of all the episodes. I have no idea how it’s gonna go or what episode is going to win so I am very excited to find out.

I’ll start with my least to favorite seasons and go from there.

Seasons Average
31. Caramoan: 4.57
30. Redemption Island: 4.85
29. One World: 5.07
28. South Pacific: 5.4
27. Samoa: 5.53
26. Thailand: 5.71

The List
86. Bum-Puzzled [24x04] 1/10
85. Tubby Lunchbox [26x07] 1/10
84. Operation Thunder Dome [26x06] 1/10
83. A Mystery Package [22x11] 2/10
82. Seems like a No Brainer [22x14] 2/10
81. A Closer Look [23x11] 2/10
80. Honey Badger [26x02] 2/10
79. Total Dysfunction [24x02] 2/10
78. The Buddy System [22x09] 3/10
77. The First 30 Days [5x11] 3/10
76. There's Gonna Be Hell to Pay [26x03] 3/10
75. Last Push [26x14] 3/10
74. The First 27 Days [19x11] 3/10
73. Double Agent [23x08] 3/10
72. Kill or Be Killed [26x04] 3/10
71. Two Tribes One Camp No Rules [24x01] 3/10
70. A Bunch of Idiots [24x05] 3/10
69. The Importance of Being Eldest [5x01] 4/10
68. I Need Redemption [23x01] 4/10
67. The Puppet Master [19x01] 4/10
66. Blindside Time [26x08] 4/10
65. This Game Ain't Over [19x15] 4/10
64. Reap What You Sow [23x03] 4/10
63. You're Looking at the New Leader of your Tribe [22x01] 4/10
62. While The Cats Are Away [5x10] 4/10
61. Rice Wars [22x10] 4/10
60. You Mangled My Nets [22x12] 4/10
59. You Own My Vote [22x02] 4/10
58. He Has Demons [23x02] 4/10
57. Taking Candy From A Baby [19x02] 4/10
56. Never Say Die [24x11] 5/10
55. Desperate Measures [5x09] 5/10
54. Don't You Work For Me? [22x04] 5/10
53. Family Values [5x03] 5/10
52. Running the Show [23x10] 5/10
51. Cut Throat [23x09] 5/10
50. Walking On Thin Ice [19x05] 5/10
49. Cut Off The Head Of The Snake [26x09] 5/10
48. Houdini Magic [19x07] 5/10
47. Damage Control [19x13] 5/10
46. It's Caled A Russell Seed [19x03] 5/10
45. Hungry For A Win [19x04] 6/10
44. The Great Divide [5x02] 6/10
43. Two Brains Are Better Than One [19x14] 6/10
42. A Big Surprise and Another [5x12] 6/10
41. Survivalism [23x04] 6/10
40. She Annoys Me Greatly [26x01] 6/10
39. Cult Like [23x12] 6/10
38. Gender Bender [5x04] 6/10
37. Free Agent [23x06] 6/10
36. Go Out with a Bang [24x09] 6/10
35. I'm No Dummy [24x10] 6/10
34. Just Annihilate Them [24x08] 6/10
33. One World Is Out the Window [24x03] 6/10
32. The Ocean's Surprise [5x05] 6/10
31. The Beauty in a Merge [24x07] 6/10
30. Come Over to the Dark Side [26x11] 6/10
29. Thanks For The Souvenir [24x06] 6/10
28. Keep Hope Alive [22x03] 6/10
27. We Hate Our Tribe [22x05] 6/10
26. It Dont Take a Smart One [22x07] 6/10
25. The Beginning of the End [26x12] 6/10
24. Off With Their Heads [19x12] 7/10
23. Taste The Victory [23x05] 7/10
22. This Is The Man Test [19x06] 7/10
21. Sleeping With The Enemy [5x08] 7/10
20. The Day of Reckoning [19x10] 7/10
19. Ticking Time Bomb [23x13] 7/10
18. It's Gonna Be Chaos [24x12] 7/10
17. All Hell Breaks Loose [19x08] 7/10
16. Trojan Horse [23x07] 7/10
15. Loyalties Will Be Broken [23x15] 7/10
14. The Power of One [5x06] 7/10
13. Slip Through Your Fingers [5x14] 7/10
12. Perception is Not Always Reality [24x14] 7/10
11. Assumptions [5x07] 7/10
10. Their Red-Headed Stepchild [22x06] 7/10
9. Too Close for Comfort [22x13] 7/10
8. It's Human Nature [24x13] 7/10
7. Persona Non Grata [26x05] 7/10
6. Zipping Over the Cuckoo’s Nest [26x10] 7/10
5. The Tides Are Turning [5x13] 8/10
4. Then There Were Five [23x14] 8/10
3. This Game Respects Big Moves [22x08] 8/10
2. Tastes Like A Chicken [19x09] 8/10
1. Don't Say Anything About My Mom [26x13] 9/10

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Caramoan has more standout moments/episodes than some other seasons. This really should and could have been a much better season but the producers for whatever reason decided to focus on the most vile and irritating characters, leaving others that actually went deeper out in the dust. Caramoan is just so problematic and also had by far the most unwatchable premerge. It's terrible.

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14. Tubby Lunchbox [26x07]
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- One of the most tedious episodes in the history of the show.
- Watch a sweet little vanilla girl be trashed and burned over and over again
- Phile and Cochran arm wrestling or doing anything is one of my least favorite things ever
- Corinne is a weakbitch she trashes Phile in her confessionals which is fun but then cowards away from him the moment he raises his voice to her.
- The challenges are actually good but it’s so hard to care about anything, especially since we know what tribe is going to win regardless.
- Brenda’s cheering is cute btw she’s so beautiful omg
- This is the episode that made me forever hate Dawn. Sweet Julia wants to vote PHILE praise Jesus and what does demon Dawn do? crawl straight into philes arsehole.
- Let it be down that Julia is actually an adorable human. She deserves a fucking medal for enduring a tribe with Shamar and one with Phile.
- Julia’s graceful exit <3 you’re better off girl.
Rating: 1/10

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13. Operation Thunder Dome [26x06]
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- Tribe swap how fun… not. Every possible scenario for this to end well was thrown out the window. I feel bad for Julia and Michael for having to live with Phile, Dawn and Cochran.
- Corinne immediately aligned with the gay and was rude to sweet Julia
- Watching Julia, Matt and Michael having to suck up to Phile makes me physically ill.
- Thank the lord that Julia beat Matt. She looked so crushed when her friends voted for her :c
Rating: 1/10

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12. Honey Badger [26x02]
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- The Season started sucking right after the premiere.
- Brandon makes Dawn cry. Fun, Dawn crying is something we'll see lots of this season.
- Shamar is worthless and Sherri deciding to keep him as her Phile is just urgh.
- Hey at least Hope, Brenda, Erik and Julia get some screen time at that challenge.
- Stealth R Us **** is not funny or fun
- Reynold finds an idol and doesn't hide it very well.
- The cool kids get voted out and it's hard to really care since we barely know who Allie is. All I know is that Shamar should've gone.
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11. There's Gonna Be Hell to Pay [26x03]
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- So this episode starts off with Shamar going off and it’s so so so draining. Drama can be fun but Shamar is the opposite of fun. He goes off on everyone for no reason.
- Malcolm and Corinne find idol. We all know how that goes :c but I actually like them as a twosome.
- Shamar has a redemption scene but that doesn’t last very long. Why did we have to lose Allie/Hope for that guy.
- Hope is beyoooond hot. Her edit is one of the reasons why this season sucked so bad. She was there to play and shouldn’t have gone this early *sigh*.
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10. Last Push [26x14]
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- The finale begins horribly right off the bat. Erik did not need to be evacuated. It was ********. And not only that but it was treated as if it were nothing, total garbage evac and I felt so bad for Erik.
- Cochran wins advantage and final immunity, holycrap this flop cast
- The last ever rites of passage lol (they found footage of Hope <3)
- Because i’m an idiot - Eddie
- Honestly Eddie’s dog bar idea is the only good thing about this finale
- And Brenda ofc, she looked stunning telling Don to take her teef out
- Yes Don is the devil incarnate but not getting a single vote is unfair. She manipulated the **** out of these people and taking her teef out was iconic
- Overall this finale was BAD and left a bad taste in my mouth. And i’m not even taking the reunion into account, which is easily the worst reunion/anything ever.
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9. Kill or Be Killed [26x04]
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- YES I SAID THAT YES I SAID THAT
- Eddie going off on his tribe because they voted out Hope for being beautiful <3
- If there’s anything good from Stealth R Us segment it’s Brenda’s nic Serenity
- Shamr gets evacd because of an eye injury. weakbitch indeed
- Tata the Bushman was coot and he danced with Brenda and got kisses all over aww
- Great Immunity challenge. Brenda tears her knee and yet none of that ever gets mentioned. DISGUSTING
- Laura sucks i’m sorry. Her strategy sucked and here she gets booted. bye girl.
- Not a terrible episode but it’s hard to care about what’s going on when the people you actually like are inv. Also Shamar should not have been there.
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8. Blindside Time [26x08]
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- So this starts with Phile saying he threw the last challenge god what a loser
- Don has another meltdown for no reason
- Merge arrives and Brenda is still cute and mute as ever :/
- It’s time. Blindside time. Corinne sets up her own blinde
- Gross food challenge was fun, needs to be done in every season. Cochstain somehow wins btw.
- Once again someone blabs to Dawn and Don once again goes straight to Coch/Phile
- Corinne is blindsided bye *****
- I hate that Corinne went over Sherri. Everything bad happens in Carashit. BUT she deserved it.
Rating: 4/10

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7. Cut Off the Head of the Snake [26x09]
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- Malcolm and the bros plan their attack trying to lure Andreadful, Cochstain and Sherri in
- Phile is Sherri’s Shamar how fun
- Brenda with a broken foot continues to score in challenges what a g.oddess
- All the buff men go on picnic with Cochstain who's not into bro-ing down
- Andrea and eddie start an awkward flirtmance. Let it be known that Eddie can do better than this.
- Brenda wins one of the toughest most amazing immunities and STILL no confessional. Blasphemy. She was a star this episode despite not getting to speak.
- The hey bro song came from this ep, as Malcolm convinces Reynold to give him his idol.
- Once again all good things turn bad and Michael is voted out. Bye Turkeys <3 I liked Mike lots but his edit was unfortunate
- This is NOT a bad episode but nothing good actually came. This COULD HAVE been a strong episode with better editors.
Rating: 5/10

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6. She Annoys Me Greatly [26x01]
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- As far as premieres go this was not a terrible start. But I just knew that there was something off. With the editing but most of all with the cast. Nothing really meshed well DESPITE this being a fun first episode.
- Brenda coming out from the helicopter was epic. She’s so dangerous!!
- First challenge was sexy. lots of blurred asses. good first challenge
- Casting sucked so bad tho. 3 people from RI and SoPa? If fans had voted this would’ve never happened.
- Poor Franny and her rock. She never ate it did she?
- The Eddie/Hope romance scene was hot. Wish that would’ve become a thing
- Francesca shouldn’t be there in the first place but going FIRST again was just cruel
- Andreadful ofc had to go save Phile. **** that *****, we could’ve had a Phile-less season!!!!!! NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN CARAMOAN!!!
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5. Come Over to the Dark Side [26x11]
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- yay Phile is gone thank jesus maybe this season won’t suck all the way through
- Auction is always fun and Brenda is so strangely emotional in this episode
- Eddie buys peanut butter and they all covered their faces with it lul <3
- I loved Brenda’s letter from home segment what an ANGEL
- Andreadful stalks Malcolm all around camp so he can’t find an Idol
- Cochstain wins a strength challenge somehow. I love that challenge btw Eddie and Reynold looked sexy
- Rip Malcolm. This was a big loss but AT LEAST he took Phile down for us
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4. The Beginning of the End [26x12]
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- The doghouse balancing challenge was fun to watch. Brenda and Adreadful making up their own rules to determine a winner <3
- Erik finds an idol and gives it to Andrea lul editors had a blast making him look like a fool
- Reynold going first was a given. He was a hunk of a man
- Second boot is Brenda vs Andrea and of course B comes on top
- byebye Andreaful only female to leave with an Idol
- You’re a sneaky little girl always trying to blindside someone. Brenda had a blast with that vote
- The 2-2-3 vote was great
- This is a good episode but somewhat overrated. 2 boots in a one hour episode always feels rushed.
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3. Persona Non Grata [26x05]
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- Brandons meltdown episode. The only pre-merge episode that is worth watching
- Brenda’s knee is destroyed and still rocks it out in the challenge. BRENDA IS ON FIRE - Probst
- Reynold finds another Idol lol
- Brandon throws the rice and beans out like a g.oddess
- NOW VOTE ME OUT ***** I AM THE AUTHOR OF MY DESTINY
- Brandon’s exit was great. For Caramoan standarts anyways.
- The fans reaction to all the drama was fun
- I’ll never get over Probst back massaging and rubbing Brandon’s nipples
- This was an intense episode. Brandon is cray in a good way, I find him entertaining and he's the only one that didn't take Phile's condescending **** until Malcolm.
Rating: 7/10

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2. Zipping Over the Cuckoo’s Nest [26x10]
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- Dawn has a meltdown over losing her teef and Brenda rescues her from her misery
- Brenda is so kind and saved Don’s teef i’m sure they’ll live happily ever after from here on rite?
- Erik hating on Phile <3 What a selfish **** I can’t even
- Brenda once again kicks *** in challenges but godly Reynold wins immunity and man he looks beautiful doing it
- This episode is all about Dawn losing her **** basically and it’s a little tiresome
- BUT THEN!!! Malcolm does the unthinkable and gets rid of caramoans cancer in this season’s most entertaining tribal council.
- Bye Phile. This ep would be a whole lot better if he wasn’t in it.
Rating: 7/10

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1. Don't Say Anything About My Mom [26x13]
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- Erik’s breaking down segment and climbing on that tree is fantastic I JUST WANT FOOOOOOD
- Look how far I got daddy :c
- Brenda and her dad win the family challenge <3 but no wait she has to give it up because she's an angel
- Sherri has a good scene with her child. Probably the only time I ever liked Sherri
- Erik’s heart shape to Brenda :'[
- Dawn is a terrible demon. She spends the whole entire episode crying and whining
- This episode is so so dark. Brenda is like “we’ll look back at this and crack up about it” damn
- Brenda gives up immunity to make Dawn happy
- I was genuine with you guys. Sigh Brenda :c saddest final words
- This episode is heartbreaking and a complete emotional rollercoaster. As much as I hate Caramoan as a whole, this episode almost makes it worth while. Yes, the outcome is unfortunate but I just love how dark it gets.
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Is Brenda's arc the only good thing about Caramoan? I went so long thinking Phile was so random guy and not Phillip lol

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The season most fans hate the most, Redemption had EVERYTHING going against it. Bad twists, Redemption Island being horrible addition to the show, horrible editing, terrible boot order, Probst being abnormally irritating. It was just a very bland and predictable season, and it's comedic relief was more annoying than entertaining. I do think it's over-hated, but it deserves to be seen as the worst season of Survivor.

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14. A Mystery Package [22x11]
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- Phillup finds his pants, and we thank god for not turning blind.
- Production probably told him where it was cause aint nobody wanna see his undies for the remainder of the season.
- Matt breaks down GOD HAS LITERALLY BEEN CARRYING ME
- if your house was on fire you’d want Julie there
- Andrea cake face is probs the only comic relief this episode
- Let it me known that I would KILL for that chocolate cake it looked SO good
- There’s a mystery package gee I wonder what it is :cook islands flashbacks
- This is a very boring episode where nothing happens except for the remaining Zapateros getting pagonged, goodbye Ralph and Steve :c
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13. Seems like a No Brainer [22x14]
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- This is probably the worst Survivor funale
- EIGHT PEOPLE!!! in the final episode. Half the cast. Ridiculous.
- Of course the most boring possible member, Andrea, has to win the final duel. Ugh.
- Andrea attempts to get Natashley to vote Rob but we all know it doesn’t happen and she goes right back out. This Redemption twist sure is exciting huh.
- Ashley makes Natalie pinky promise to vote for Phile over her
- Final challenge maze is preettty cool
- Ashley follows Rob around the entire time lul
- Natalie gets completely lost in the mace and it is absolutely hilarious
- Rob wins final immunity and cries and wants to win it for Ambuh
- Of course Natalie votes out her bff like a loyal dog, bye Ashley
- The finale is predictable as hell and boring on top of that, but it wouldn't be half bad if it wasn't for that venomous final tribal where Phillip would make any Survivor fan ashamed of being a fan.
- Phillip coming in as second place is enough reason to have RI at the bottom of any ranking
- Rob played a fantastic game and deserved the win but geez what a snooozefest
Rating: 2/10

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12. The Buddy System [22x09]
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- Robfather being referred to as a mob boss
- Zapatera knows they’re fucked
- David self-proclaimed “puzzle master” loses to Grant in a puzzle
- Ometepe going along with Rob's buddy system is so hilarious and pathetic to me
- Rob and Grant holding hands tho :3
- I like the hanging challenge where David’s head nearly explodes
- This is a boring episode with two boring pagongings
- Basically the beginning of Zapateras demise, where Mike and David are picked off. Nothing to see here.
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11. You're Looking at the New Leader of your Tribe [22x01]
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- Some people say this was a good premiere but it really wasn't that great
- It was basically the Rob and Russell show on both tribes and we barely got to know anyone else
- Franny was a fun character tho but opened her yap too soon about the returnees which seals her fate
- Ralph is a furry redneck beast <3
- I love the segment of Krustina finding an idol what a g.oddess
- Ometepe was so fucked in that first challenge, they did not have the physical strength to beat Zapatera
- This was a fun fun first tribal. Phile vs Francesqua, sadly the superior one gets voted out
- Franny had loads of potential. Too bad she's forever remembered as the first boot in the two most vile seasons.
- Thanks for the memories
Rating: 4/10

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- This episode is hated and I get why, it's uncomfortable and any Phile fan immediately jumped ship. BUT at least it's semi-amusing.
- Phile is c.razy and wears a feather on his head and meditates on a rock. tbh it made me laugh
- This episode is literally about rice wars
- David loses the duel and i’m SO HAPPY #VengeanceForStarita
- Phillup makes it a racist issue when Steve calls him c.razy
- Steve is a fucking god in this episode
- If I was Phillups daddy i’d put him on my knee and spank him like a baby
- Julie burries Philes shorts <3
- I don’t know what it’s like to be an african american man - Natalie
- This episode is gross, but not the worst of the season. At least Steve and Julie brought us some good comedy
- Oh and Probst won an Emmy for this or something
- If your house was on fire you’d want Julie there
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9. You Mangled My Nets [22x12]
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- So Zapatera is finally out. Let the games begin, amarite?
- Natalie is a waste of a player, but she’s a sweet and likable human being. She’s a baby.
- TEN people getting loved ones videos lul
- Steve loses the duel as expected. A dying dinosaur with a heart <3
- Mike wins and like the true ANGEL that he is, he gives it up to Ometepe.
- Mike is literally redemptions Jesus
- Natalie shows her mom her ***
- That final six challenge was epic
- ROB LITERALLY CARRYING HIS FAMILY ON HIS BACK - lol oh stop it Probst
- Rob wins but nearly dies of a heart attack
- Andrea gets blindsided lolbye girl
- Not a good family episode. The blindside was predictable for all but Andrea.
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8. You Own My Vote [22x02]
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- Franny is the first person on redemption. The problem with the redemption segments is that they’re just not interesting.
- Ralph makes rooster noises
- Ralph accidentally stumbles onto an idol while picking up rocks
- Andrea and Matt share puppy love and Rob doesn’t like it one bit
- The cool tile smashing challenge is held this season in… a pool
- Andrea was Rob’s main target but that changed after Matt congratulated the Zapateras for winning
- Ralph literally spends the entire episode trolling Ressell
- Poor Krustina plays her idol
- Matt gets blindsided and it tastes sweet
- Not a terrible episode but over half the cast continues to be ignored
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7. Don't You Work For Me? [22x04]
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- This episode features many crotch shots of Phillip
- Watching Ressell walk off would be Starita’s million dollars YAS SLAY
- Starita is so animated throughout this duel I love it
- Ressell loses and cries aww bye Ressell see ya never
- Rooster reveals his damn idol lul
- Rob arranges a beach day for Ometepe while he finds the idol
- Sadly Krustina opens yer yap about the idol clue and Natalie like a dog runs straight to Rob
- Guess who goes next? Krustina. She came on too strong but was a tough mama. On a non-returnee season she would have gone far I believe.
- Not a great episode other than Ressell getting destroyed
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6. Keep Hope Alive [22x03]
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- Operation blindside Matt was a success
- Matt vs Franny in first duel and we lose the spicy fun hot mama, goodbye Francesqua
- Andrea cries because they took her good friend away aw
- Zappatera unites against Ressell and his concubines
- Ressell has a gross armpit zit rash MY EYES MY EYES
- Steph tries to get Julie to vote with them
- IT’S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST BLINDSIDE EVAR
- Steph is spunky i lurve it “storm’s a comin”
- lolbye Ressell
- It was fun seeing Ressell get maligned and destroyed by editors finally
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