SERIAL Episode 7- "Friends And Enemies"

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SERIAL Episode 7- "Friends And Enemies"

Postby noahcrash » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:16 am

Some of the things said on this episode:

"My favorite episode"- Ben
"How awesome was this?"- Lauryn
"Your style keeps improving"- Auntie
"Really good, really fucking dark"- QB
"As event episodes go, it worked very well"- MovieMark

<b>SERIAL Episode 7- “Friends and Enemies”</b>



-It opens with Ben inside his door and we hear France’s scream coming from the bedroom.

<b>Ben</b>- Yes. I know. (Ben goes for the bedroom)

-France frantically hides under the bed. Ben comes into the bedroom.

<b>Ben</b>- I know you’ve been feeling jealous. I must admit it’s been hard without you. (Ben turns on the light, goes over to the mannequin in the closet and picks it up, holding it face to face with him. France sees that its arms and hands look very real.)

<b>Ben</b>- It’s okay. Dezzie doesn’t trust me anymore. I should’ve known only you would, Suzanna. We’ve been together a long time. You know it is you I only love. Why would I take all this time preserving you if I didn’t care? (holds her tight and kisses her, slow dances with her a bit) I know you’re upset. If you could only understand how difficult it is sometimes. I did promise you more comfort here. This is a safe place for us to be. People don’t know me here and all of them want to leave this place anyway. But me- I am comfortable here with you, Suzanna. We will always be together. (he exposes her breast, which looks artificial now, caked with putty and her torso held together with piano wire. He kisses it.)

*France looks on in horror, afraid of being seen under his bed.

<b>Ben</b>- I think it’s been awhile since we’ve been intimate with each other. That Hila girl was distracting me and so was Dezzie. I won’t let it happen again. I promise. (kisses her again) I am going to take a shower because I’m drunk and smelly. When I get out, we’ll make love, my darling. (he cries a little) I really miss you, Suzanna. Why did God take you from me? (comes back, looking ashamed at his display) Yes- I must shower now. Then we’ll make love Suzanna. (kisses her again, starts undressing on the way to the shower, cuts the water on and shuts the door)

*France gets out cautiously from under the bed. She goes over to the mannequin, checking it out a moment. She sees there is a tube inserted in where her vagina once was and a cum filtration. Her body is held together with piano wire, there is potpourri inside of her and this WAS indeed a woman at one time! The hair and face are very unreal though. France looks disgusted, begins to cautiously leave the room, heart pacing. She gets out of his front door slowly, gets outside and throws up on the ground.

***OPENING CREDITS ROLL to Mad World

**COMMERCIAL


Chapter 1

*It is dawn of the next morning. Ayn comes back to the complex in her car, gets out, blood caked on her shirt, her face bruised up and her fingernails broken. She limps to the apartment coming in. Kaitlyn is dozing on the couch, looking as if she fell asleep waiting on her. Ayn walks over to her, nudging her. Kaitlyn wakes up, sees her, and Ayn starts bawling.

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- (hugging her) Ayn! What happened? Oh my God. Who did this to you? (looking angry)
<b>Ayn</b>- I don’t know, Kaitlyn. I don’t know.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- What happened?
<b>Ayn</b>- This..this horrible man took me hostage, raped me, beat me and took my money. (still crying)
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- JESUS CHRIST! Did you see him? Did you go to the police?
<b>Ayn</b>- I saw him for a moment. He had dark eyes and long hair. (extremely emotional) He put stuff in me, Kaitlyn. He hurt me.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Did you go to the police?
<b>Ayn</b>- Kaitlyn, you know I can’t go to the police.
<b>Kaitlyn</b> Fuck! Did you get any information? (very concerned)
<b>Ayn</b>- When he left me there bleeding, I looked up for a moment and saw his tag number on his truck- it said “WITHOUT” on it. I couldn’t tell what type of truck it was. (hugs Kaitlyn tight) I thought I was gonna die, Kaitlyn. I was so scared. And in so much pain.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Oh, honey. I thought you might have went to see that party you were bummed you couldn’t go to. I’m so sorry. (hugs her very tight) I wish to God I’d been there. This motherfucker would be ballless and heartless.
<b>Ayn</b>- (notices a note by Kaitlyn on the couch) What is this?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- (realizing it’s the note under her door from last night, snatches it up and folds it) Nothing. Just an old letter from my mother I found. (puts it in her pocket)
<b>Ayn</b>- I don’t know what to do. (looks up at her like a child looking for approval)
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Well, you have a plate number. I have a friend who owes me a favor. First. Lets get you cleaned up, sweetheart. And then I know exactly what to do.

*She carries Ayn, still a wreck, into the bathroom.

**Auntie and Sassy are sitting on the couch in their fathers house, looking like they just read something that surprised them. The trunk is open and on the living room floor, papers are strewn everywhere. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Sassy goes over to answer it. It is Jesse!

<b>Sassy</b>- (to Auntie) It’s for you!

*Jesse walks over to Auntie on the couch.

<b>Jesse</b>- Is everything alright? You two never came back.
<b>Auntie</b>- Sorry, Jesse. There was a lot of things to learn in that trunk.
<b>Jesse</b>- Like what?
<b>Auntie</b>- Family business. Didn’t mean to keep you waiting?
<b>Jesse</b>- I really wanted to talk to ya. (winks)
<b>Auntie</b>- Alright. I need to go outside in the air a minute anyway.
<b>Sassy</b>- I’ll put on some coffee. We got a long drive this morning.
<b>Jesse</b>- So you’re leaving today. (notices Aunties cigarettes in her purse)
<b>Auntie</b>- Yeah, Jesse. We gotta go. Was here longer than I was expecting to be anyway. (rolls eyes) Work needs me at home.

*He walks her outside to the porch swing.

<b>Jesse</b>- You got a cigarette, shortcake? I’m fresh out.
<b>Auntie</b>- I got some in my purse. (gasps) Shit! It’s in there.
<b>Jesse</b>- I’ll get us one. You just relax, darlin. (kisses her on the cheek, she smiles)

*Jesse walks inside, looks for Sassy and she is still making coffee. He goes to Auntie’s purse, grabs the smokes, looks around inside nervously. He gets out her drivers liscense, looks at the address and gets the pen inside and scribbles it down quickly on his actual cigarette pack he takes from under his hat. He puts everything back and hurries out.

<b>Jesse</b>- Well, I’ll be goddamned. Mine were under my hat. I grabbed yours too.
<b>Auntie</b>- I need one. (grabs the pack and lights up as Jesse does too, quickly masking his cigarette pack) I gotta prepare for another ride home with that crazy dike.
<b>Jesse</b>- When ya coming back?
<b>Auntie</b>- (looking unprepared for this talk) Well, Jesse, I don’t know when I’ll be able to make it back. Got a busy life going on up there.
<b>Jesse</b>- I could keep you busy too. (winks at her) You should stay here with me.
<b>Auntie</b>- (looks around at the cows mooing at the nearby farm, annoyed) As enticing as that might be, my life is in L.A., Jesse! You know that already.
<b>Jesse</b>- What about me? (giving her puppy dog eyes)
<b>Auntie</b>- (almost loses composure but comes back) We had a wonderful time together this week. (says all-knowingly) I didn’t know just how much I would get accomplished while here. But, most of all, I’m glad I got to see you again.
<b>Jesse</b>- I don’t wanna live without you.
<b>Auntie</b>- (looks at him) Oh, Jesse. Why you so hung up on an old bitch like me?
<b>Jesse</b>- Stop it! (holds her face) You are not old. (smiles)
*Auntie cackles.
<b>Auntie</b>- I’m gonna miss you.
<b>Jesse</b>- Maybe I could come up there with you.
<b>Auntie</b>- (very quickly) No. I can’t let you do that, Jesse. That place is a zoo. A zoo that lets all its animals run wild. (compassionately) You’d get lost there.
<b>Jesse</b>- You could be my compass. (smiles again, flashing teeth)
<b>Auntie</b>- You have to trust me, Jesse. This can’t happen.
<b>Jesse</b>- I don’t understand. Don’t you love me, shortcake?
<b>Auntie</b>- Of course I do, Briar Patch! It still isn’t that easy though. (genuinely) I’m sorry.
<b>Jesse</b>- Do you know how rare it is to love someone for so long and never look at anyone else the same as you see them? (pause) It’s lonely.
<b>Auntie</b>- Yes, Jesse. This I know.
<b>Jesse</b>- But here we got a chance. A chance to be together. I feel like theres something you’re not telling me.
<b>Auntie</b>- Jesse, I’m gonna say this one time and one time only. My life is very complicated back home and this trip has added a world of other complications to it. Complications I can’t talk about entirely. Suffice to say, I can’t add you to the confusion right now.
<b>Jesse</b>- You know (gets choked up) I’ll still be here waiting for ya. I always will be. Maybe one day you’ll come rescue me from this misery I’m in without you.
<b>Auntie</b>- May..be, Jesse. Just not today, honey.

*He holds her close into his chest. Sassy comes out with coffee.

<b>Sassy</b>- Is that all you two know how to do is love on each other?
<b>Auntie</b>- No. Evidently, we know how to attract bitches with coffee too.
*Auntie and Sassy laugh. Jesse is still hugging close.
<b>Sassy</b>- Well, lets have one good cup of coffee and then head on outta here. The fucking funeral home’s going mad without me there. Headed six feet under I'm sure. Pardon the terrible pun.
<b>Auntie</b>- (sarcastically) I have for 34 years. (laughs) I don’t even wanna know what fresh hell I’m going home to.
<b>Jesse</b>- Ya’ll leaving that quick?
<b>Auntie</b>- We want to get home, Jesse. Sorry. (gets an idea) Why don’t you watch over this place for us? We’re gonna sell this bitch soon anyway. I’ll tell you what. When we sell it, I’ll come back down for a day or two and close the deal. Then, I promise to spend that time hanging out with you. How’s that?
<b>Jesse</b>- (smiling, in thick accent) I’m delirious!
<b>Sassy</b>- (interjecting) Well you are attracted to her.
*Auntie stares her down.

***Later in the morning, Grace shows up at Tja Trax.

<b>Secretary</b>- Good morning. How can I help you?
<b>Grace</b>- Where the hell is Amauriel? He hasn’t returned from here since he came.
<b>Secretary</b>- Do you have an appointment?
<b>Grace</b>- (balls up her fist) This is my appointment. (Punches her in the face, knocking her backwards, much to her surprise)

*Grace storms into Tjaman’s office. When she gets inside, she sees Tjaman and Tina having morning mimosa, looking very drunk.

<b>Tjaman</b>- Grace, what are you doing here? I told my secretary no appointments yet.
<b>Grace</b>- I gave her my brand of appointment. WHERE THE HELL IS AMAURIEL? Elm said he called saying some crazy shit. And he hasn’t been back.
<b>Tjaman</b>- Amauriel found a better way to further his career.
<b>Grace</b>- Oh yeah? Well, we’re his best friends and he would surely come by and let us know. He damn sure wouldn’t do it by phone.
<b>Tina</b>- What a spunky girl! (laughs condescendingly)
<b>Grace</b>- I don’t believe I asked you anything, whore! I wanted to know where my friend is and I want to know NOW! (pulls out a knife)
<b>Tina</b>- OOO! And quite a mouth too, TJ!
<b>Tjaman</b>- I won’t have you calling Tina such names. Her father would get very angry.
<b>Tina</b>- My father loves me very much. (laughs, high as a kite) Happy Halloween!
<b>Grace</b>- (loudly) Where is Amauriel? (Tina laughs louder)

*Grace walks over and throws the mimosa in her face.

<b>Tina</b>- You little bitch!

*Tjaman pulls out a stun gun and shoots Grace in the leg. Grace falls to the ground shaking. Tina laughs louder. We see through Grace’s eyes as her eyes close seeing Tina laugh.


***Lauryn and Ryan wake up in bed together again. Lauryn has a black eye and Ryan’s jaw looks swelled. He leans over and kisses her.

<b>Lauryn</b>- WOW! Can you believe last night? (kisses him again) Happy Halloween and good morning. (smiles)
<b>Ryan</b>- (smiles) Good morning.
<b>Lauryn</b>- This is the first day of the rest of your life, Ryan. How’s it feel?
<b>Ryan</b>- Pretty damn good. How’s your eye?
<b>Lauryn</b>- It’s fine. I was so inspired by you last night. (grabs to his abs) When you were hitting Elm, I liked it. I liked it a lot. Turned me on.
<b>Ryan</b>- It felt really good.
<b>Lauryn</b>- And I’m so glad you got to tell that bitch a few things. That had to be liberating huh?
<b>Ryan</b>- It felt like a weight lifting off of my chest. I don’t know if my shit will be ok when I go back home but right now I don’t care.

*She hears Oba talking from the kitchen.

<b>Lauryn</b>- Breakfast?
<b>Ryan</b>- How about you being my breakfast in bed?
<b>Lauryn</b>- (moans to self) As much as I love that idea, I need to cook the guys some breakfast.
<b>Ryan</b>- Ok. (smiles at her) I guess I need to go check on my stuff anyway.
<b>Lauryn</b>- Bring it all over here, Ryan. We’ll fill this bedroom to the ceiling if that’s what it takes. Don’t let her destroy your stuff. (pause) And if you need help restraining her, PLEASE give me a call! (kisses him again)
<b>Ryan</b>- Will do. (starts dressing, we see a shot of his ass)
<b>Lauryn</b>- I’d love to hang some of your drawings in the living room. That would look so awesome.
<b>Ryan</b>- My drawings?
<b>Lauryn</b>- Yes! They are beautiful, Ryan. Just like you.

*Lauryn walks into the kitchen where Oba and Eugene are sitting, having cereal.

<b>Lauryn</b>- Morning, guys! I was gonna make you something.
<b>Eugene</b>- We figured you’d be tired this morning.
<b>Lauryn</b>- Yes! How nice of you to say, Eugene. But I am not letting you off the hook so easy. You should’ve came home with everyone else. You had me worried sick. There are far too many crazies out during this time of the year.
<b>Eugene</b>- I know, Mom. I promise it won’t happen again. Please don’t ground me. Me and Oba had things to do today.
<b>Oba</b>- CRAZIES! CRAZIES! (laughs hysterically)
<b>Lauryn</b>- (looking at Eugene) I am in a good mood this morning. Eugene, this is your ONE get out of jail free card. JD should’ve been the responsible one and made you come home with him. I just worry about you guys. (changing tone) I did want to ask you two about something else. (notices the toaster is gone) Where is the toaster?
<b>Oba</b>- (interrupting) What do you wants to ask us? (smiles)
<b>Lauryn</b>- Well, I know things have been more than strange lately. We’ve all dealt with a lot. First, I have decided to sign us all up for therapy. Secondly, Ryan is going to be living here now.
<b>Eugene</b>- Cool. I like him. You seem happier around him.
<b>Lauryn</b>- I am! Ryan makes me very happy.
<b>Oba</b>- Do I make you happy, Mommy? (pours cereal on his pants and laughs)
<b>Lauryn</b>- Of course, Oba! Why do you like pouring things on yourself? (walks over to help clean him up) We’re gonna have to change your pants now. Come with me.

*As she walks ahead, Oba turns to Eugene and smiles because he LOVES when Lauryn changes his pants.

*Eugene quietly sits. He sees flashes of tying Em up in a sewer near the park and burning her with a lighter and leaving her there with a rag tied in her mouth. He continues to eat cereal.

<b>Lauryn</b>- (as she starts taking off Oba’s pants) Oh, by the way, where are Hell and Garrett this morning? *Oba looks at her and shrugs arms like he doesn’t know.

***JD and Liv are arguing when there is a knock at the door. Liv walks over to answer it, looking half-awake.

<b>Liv</b>- I guess the Rican has come back.
<b>JD</b>- Maybe the lesbian threw him out. (laughs)

*Liv opens the door and Hell smacks her in the face with a toaster hard, knocking her out.

<b>JD</b>- What the fuck?
<b>Hell</b>- I’m going to move my things out and I don’t want to be bothered with the trash. (smacks JD in the face with her hand) *JD starts to hit back.
<b>Garrett</b>- (walking over to JD and restraining his arms, pissing him off) And you are going to co-operate too or I’m going to kick your ass all over this fucking apartment.
<b>JD</b>- And this is the re-payment I get for taking your ass in?
<b>Hell</b>- (smacks him again hard in the face with her hand) I am leaving. I am moving in at Lauryn’s. Noone is fucking with me anymore. Helen is taking Helen’s life back. Those stunts you fucks pulled last night were too much!
<b>Garrett</b>- And JD isn’t going to do anything about it if he knows what’s good for him. (throws him on the couch)
<b>Hell</b>- (kicks Liv while shes knocked out) You should really do something about this trash all over your floor, JD. I always told you you were messy. (goes off to her room)
<b>JD</b>- (to Garrett) I didn’t know a man like you had any strength. Kinda gave me a hard on and pissed me off all at once.
<b>Garrett</b>- Just sit still. This will be over soon enough. Just be quiet until we’re gone.
<b>JD</b>- (screams at Hell) THEN JUST GO, you little ungrateful bitch!
*Garrett punches him out.
<b>Garrett</b>- I warned you.


*Mark is outside of the ICU unit at St. Michaels. It looks like he has been sleeping. A nurse is cleaning a table and drops a magazine loudly by accident, startling Mark.

<b>Nurse Dyer</b>- Oh, I’m sorry, darling. How are you this morning?
<b>Mark</b>- (waking up, realizing where he is again) Is he awake yet?
<b>Nurse Dyer</b>- I think they’re trying to give him breakfast.
*Mark gets up, running for the room, sees Marcus awake looking sullen at his gravy and biscuits.
<b>Mark</b>- MARCUS! You’re awake!
<b>Marcus</b>- (looking up) Mark, when did you get here?
<b>Mark</b>- (trying to be cheerful) And when did you still look sexy in a hospital bed?
<b>Marcus</b>- Stop! How is Rachel?
<b>Mark</b>- She’s stable now.
<b>Marcus</b>- GOOD! Man I am so fucking stupid. They may take my liscence, Mark!
<b>Mark</b>- The important thing right now is to know you and Rachel are alright.
<b>Marcus</b>- I fucking WRECKED US! DUI! I was drunk as fuck. I am such an idiot.
<b>Mark</b>- We’ll just get you a good lawyer!
<b>Marcus</b>- You don’t understand, Mark! I don’t need anyone looking around at my record.
<b>Mark</b>- (curious) What will they find?
<b>Marcus</b>- I told you that is my business, Mark. Just like yours is your business and Ashley and so on.
<b>Mark</b>- You don’t have to feel hostile, Marcus. I understand what you were trying to tell me at Kaitlyn’s party. You didn’t have to be so damn hurtful in the way you chose to tell me but I do understand. You don’t have to ignore me.
<b>Marcus</b>- (after a long pause) I’m sorry, Mark. Just let me sit in this pity for awhile.
<b>Mark</b>- How ever long you need to. Can I get you anything?
<b>Marcus</b>- No. (looks down, upset with himself)
<b>Mark</b>- Doctor said you were lucky. A hematoma is far better than broken bones.
<b>Marcus</b>- How about Rach?
<b>Mark</b>- She’s going to need some stitches.
<b>Marcus</b>- Goddamn me! Goddamn me!

***Greta knocks on QB and Wout’s door. She hears scrambling around inside. After a moment, QB comes and opens the door.

<b>QB</b>- Good morning, Greta. You’re up early..for you!
<b>Greta</b>- I’ve been wondering where the hell Em is.
<b>QB</b>- Em isn’t telling you much anymore is she?
<b>Greta</b>- What do you mean?
<b>QB</b>- I mean you were just looking for her a few weeks ago. She is a grown woman, Greta. She’ll be back around sometime today.
<b>Greta</b>- I just have a bad feeling, QB! I can’t shake it.
*She sees Wout come out buttoning up his pants.

<b>Greta</b>- Hi Wout! (looks at both of them) You both look so cute together! Take advantage of each other. I’ll stop bothering you.
<b>QB</b>- (feeling bad) I’m not running you off, Greta. I just wanted to ease your worry a little bit.
<b>Greta</b>- Ever get that nagging feeling in the pit of your stomach like something is very, very wrong and you don’t know how to explain it?

*Wout tries not to laugh.

<b>QB</b>- I guess we all experience that from time to time. It’s like that time me and you watched “Mulholland Drive”.
<b>Greta</b>- Oh My God! I can’t even go into a nursing home after that movie.
<b>Wout</b>- I liked that movie. Naomi Watts is beautiful.
<b>Greta</b>- (noticing wet towels on the floor) What you guys been doing? (winks)
<b>Wout</b>- Ummm..
<b>Greta</b>- Looks like you’ve been doing waterpsorts in here.

*QB laughs out loud. Greta looks confused.

<b>QB</b>- Nevermind, Greta. I haven’t had tea this morning yet.
<b>Greta</b>- You want me to make you some? I know you like the way I do it.
<b>Wout</b>- Maybe later.

*Anna walks out of the bedroom. Greta looks at QB. QB is on the spot.

<b>QB</b>- (after winking at Greta) Sometimes we like to enjoy a bit of the ol bisexual bongos if you know what I mean?

*Anna starts screaming and pointing in the direction of Greta.

<b>Anna</b>- He’s right behind you!! (getting louder) OH GOD! LOOK OUT!

* QB and Wout look frantically behind Greta. Greta then frantically looks behind her and sees nothing.

<b>QB</b> - Well, Greta, I have to let you go. When she wants to get kinky, she’ll pull anyone in.
<b>Greta</b>- What is going on?
<b>QB</b>- It’s a sea monster fantasy of sorts. Don’t ask. *Tries to point at Wout discreetly and rolls his eyes like “It was his idea”!
<b>Greta</b>- I guess I’ll go.

*Anna starts convulsing on the couch.

<b>QB</b>- (improvising by convulsing as he closes door) Yes! Yes! Today I’ll be the epileptic sea hunter again. Won’t that be fun? (closes door as noises start upstairs)

*Greta REALLY looks confused.

<b>Greta</b>- ( to self) Well, Grets, you really can’t say much. You just got done fucking a virgin who you dated for a couple weeks that could’ve easily been your son. (looks back at door, hears commotion) BUT STILL! (walks off)

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Postby noahcrash » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:17 am

<b>CHAPTER TWO</b>

*Glenn wakes up in his car, still parked at the hospital. He gets up, yawns, steps out of the car and stretches. He gets out his cell phone and speaks into it "Shawn" and it dials Shawn up. After three rings, theres an answer.
<b>Shawn</b>- Glenn, so glad it's you. Where are you? Is everything alright? How is Billy?
<b>Glenn</b>- Sorry about the abrupt goodbye. I am also sorry I waited so long to call. Billy doesn't remember me.
<b>Shawn</b>- Oh no.
<b>Glenn</b>- Nurse Jessica has apparently been filling in the blanks for him and she's fudging the facts to her liking. (pause) Billy thinks I'm some huge perv.
<b>Shawn</b>- Oh dear, Glenn. What are you going to do?
<b>Glenn</b>- It's so hard to care so much for someone and then watch them become a coma patient and then suddenly they're alive again and have no idea who you are.
<b>Shawn</b>- I would think so.
<b>Glenn</b>- Then, in some ways, I think that maybe it is better for him not to remember why he is here. But on the same hand, whatever that wet nurse is telling him cannot be good either. I have no idea what to do.
<b>Shawn</b>- What is this nurses problem with you? I have felt like you've been keeping me in the dark on some things. You wanna talk about them?
<b>Glenn</b>- We'll have that discussion at some point but now isn't the time. What did Vanessa say about my quick exit? Couldn't have looked good.
<b>Shawn</b>- She merely muttered a few "I told you so"'s and she's left it alone actually.
<b>Glenn</b>- Is that good or bad?
<b>Shawn</b>- It's all a gray area with Vanessa.
<b>Glenn</b>- She'd be surprised what we have in common.

*Ayn and Kaitlyn are on the couch at the apartment. Ayn has gotten cleaned up.

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- So, how prepared are you, Ayn?
<b>Ayn</b>- I think I can do this. If I sleep a night on it, I may not be able to.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- He hurt you. He RAPED you. He humiliated you and threw you to the ground like garbage. I think a man like that deserves to be treated like garbage.
<b>Ayn</b>- I agree.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- So we're going to humiliate him. We'll go to my friend, Fred, and he'll get me the address on this guy. We go to his house, kidnap him, humiliate him and I promise you'll feel alot better about this.
<b>Ayn</b>- I'm NEVER going to feel better about it, Kaitlyn. But it would give me great satisfaction to see him suffer.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I'll bring my gun too. Hold that fucker at gunpoint and see how he likes it.
<b>Ayn</b>- I want to hold the gun (pause) if thats alright.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I understand. Have you ever fired one?
<b>Ayn</b>- (waits a second suspiciously) Yes I have. (pause) Do you think he'd go to the cops?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Not unless he's a big fucking idiot, he wouldn't!
<b>Ayn</b>- HE IS AN IDIOT! For fucking with me, he is.

*Angelito walks up the stairs to the apartment looking quite satisfied with himself. Hell and Garrett come walking out the door, carrying things. Hell slams the door.
<b>Angelito</b>- What's going on?
<b>Hell</b>- I just moved out. Get out of my way!
<b>Angelito</b>- (moving) Okay then!
*Angelito walks in, sees Liv passed out on the floor and JD with a busted lip, waking up from the couch and a mess on the floor.
<b>Angelito</b>- What the hell happened here, Sarmientos?
<b>JD</b>- Hell. That's exactly what. The little bitch came and moved her stuff out. She cold-cocked Liv with a toaster and her little boyfriend punched me out after she slapped me a couple times.
<b>Angelito</b>- AND I MISSED THAT?
<b>JD</b>- Fuck You! Maybe I could have had some back up if you weren't so busy fucking the lesbian.
<b>Angelito</b>- I tell ya, man, she isn't a lesbian. (smiles)
<b>JD</b>- Give her another month with you and she will remember her roots.
<b>Angelito</b>- (stepping over Liv) She's going for a drink right now. I like her. Me and her may fuck around for a little while.
<b>JD</b>- Oh great! Silly rican, girlfriends are for people prettier than you.
<b>Angelito</b>- (sitting down) Wait! Lets get this straight. She is not my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.
<b>JD</b>- Atleast you're accepting it now. Or do I have to remind you your last girlfriend ran away? (laughs)
<b>Angelito</b>- Laugh it up, Sarmientos! I don't see you with anyone.
<b>JD</b>- I don't need another person to define me.
<b>Angelito</b>- Neither do I. (pause) Hell should've hit you alot harder.
<b>JD</b>- I should probably check on Liv.
<b>Angelito</b>- Can we give it a few minutes? I don't feel like listening to that bitch this morning. I'm in too good of a mood.
<b>JD</b>- I can't believe she's going to move in with Lauryn and that crazy house over there.
<b>Angelito</b>- She's so fucking ga-ga for Garrett.
<b>JD</b>- She used to love me. What happened?
<b>Angelito</b>- She woke up! (laughs)
<b>JD</b>- Suck me, rican slut!
<b>Angelito</b>- But I'm not as interested in your penis as you are with mine.
<b>JD</b>- I've just never seen a Puerto Rican with three testicles.
<b>Angelito</b>- I've never seen such a lovesick Colombian. Lovesick for Angel dick!
<b>JD</b>- Only the lesbians like you, Angel. You remind them so much of a woman.
*Liv wakes up, holding her head.
<b>Liv</b>- (angrily) That bitches day are numbered! Is she still here?
<b>JD</b>- No she's gone. Like every woman once Angelito gets home.

***Auntie and Sassy are traveling on the road back home. Auntie is laying back in the passenger seat and Sassy is driving.

<b>Sassy</b>- So, you gonna talk or sulk all the way home?
<b>Auntie</b>- What the hell does it matter? Can't a bitch have a headache?
<b>Sassy</b>- I've been a bitch with a headache..for thirty four years. I call her sis for short.
<b>Auntie</b>- I just didn't expect all this shit to get stirred up the last couple of days.
<b>Sassy</b>- We were going back home. What did you think would happen?
<b>Auntie</b>- I knew I'd see Jesse. I just didn't know how damn lovesick that crazy bastard was still gonna be.
<b>Sassy</b>- Or maybe you mean how lovesick you'd still be?
<b>Auntie</b>- Get out of my head, carpet layer!
<b>Sassy</b>- Alright. (getting serious) Can you truly handle all this new responsibility?
<b>Auntie</b>- Well there isn't alot of choice Sassy. SURE I can handle any damn thing you put in front of me but I just didn't expect to be dealing with so much.
<b>Sassy</b>- Hello. I'm in this too, sis.
<b>Auntie</b>- And then theres still the issues unfinished at home. And now I have to add all this other bullshit onto the stockpile.
<b>Sassy</b>- I'll be there to help you.
<b>Auntie</b>- I need someone to put the fear of Auntie into that little grout fucker that just moved into apartment 6.
<b>Sassy</b>- Grout? I thought it was Wout.
<b>Auntie</b>- Grout. Wout. Who gives a damn? I know he saw me and Nick driving off with James that night. And you try to get all the names straight in that goddamn place!! Only I would end up with a bunch of fucked up lunatics to watch after whose names I can barely pronounce.
<b>Sassy</b>- Well enjoy your rest while you can. 200 more miles and we're switching!
<b>Auntie</b>- I'll be god-damned! I drove the whole trip up. You better get that ass used to sitting in that seat because mine is getting used to this one.
<b>Sassy</b>- Atleast you got laid!
<b>Auntie</b>- Well, remember where we were, Sass. It isn't like you're going to find a damn lesbian around every corner.
<b>Sassy</b>- You're still driving part of the way.
<b>Auntie</b>- We'll see about that.
<b>Sassy</b>- Well I can also park the goddamn car on the side of the road when 200 more miles pass!! (Aunties cell rings)
<b>Auntie</b>- (answering) Yeah! What?
<b>Kimmy</b>- (on other end) Auntie, glad I got a hold of you.
<b>Auntie</b>- What part of "OUT OF TOWN" did you not understand?
<b>Kimmy</b>- I am sorry to bother you, Auntie. I had a proposition for you.
<b>Auntie</b>- And what the fuck is that?

***France and Lin are talking in the kitchen eating fruit salad.
<b>Lin</b>- I can't believe it.
<b>France</b>- Believe it! He's a fucking necrophiliac!
<b>Lin</b>- This is one hell of a reality check.
<b>France</b>- I miss the days I only thought he was a murderer.
<b>Lin</b>- Makes you think. We really don't know who our neighbors are, France. I mean it's been going through my mind since that meeting. We are all here for something we did in our past. What did these people do?
<b>France</b>- Don't you think that's just what they are thinking about you and I?
<b>Lin</b>- I gotta get Tish out of here. I know she's in a bind and I know she needs help. But she doesn't need to be here. It's dangerous.
<b>France</b>- Everywhere is dangerous nowadays. But I definetly see your point. (pause) You know you won't get her to go easy though.
<b>Lin</b>- I know. She's stubborn.
<b>France</b>- Wonder who else is? (looks at Lin teasingly) You can atleast take consolation in the fact she's alive. He won't fuck with her while she's alive.
<b>Lin</b>- You're so comforting, France!
<b>France</b>- I try.
*Tish comes in, just waking up.
<b>Tish</b>- Good morning. Damn, I was having a good dream.
<b>Lin</b>- What were you dreaming about?
<b>Tish</b>- Being adopted. (smiles) No, just kidding. I was at the ocean, the waves hitting my feet. There was a cool breeze I could feel on my legs. And then a (pause) handsome man pulled me from behind, turned me around and kissed me on the shore. The waves crashing, his scent filling me up. He threw me to the sand and took me. All of me.
<b>France</b>- Alcohol never gives me sensuous dreams.
<b>Tish</b>- Well, not long after, this big fucking frog with a radioactive tongue came to attack us and I puked all over him and then he melted. Unfortunately, I had puked on myself too. Changed clothes, went back to bed and then I had a really hot dream!
<b>Lin</b>- Well, glad you did. You want some coffee?
<b>Tish</b>- I would LOVE some! (looks at France) So how were your thieving skills last night?
<b>France</b>- I got in just fine. I just didn't expect what I would find.
<b>Tish</b>- (intrigued) What did you find?
<b>France</b>- Should I tell her?
<b>Lin</b>- (looking mad) Well, she's never going to stop asking now.
<b>Tish</b>- She's right!
<b>France</b>- (after a pause) I found some more blood. Alot of it. In the sink.
<b>Tish</b>- Well, I'm not all that surprised. His aura screams Serial Killer.
<b>France</b>- Just as I've been saying.
<b>Lin</b>- I need to run to the convenience store and pick up a couple things. (Looks at Tish) You want to come with me? I need to talk to you.
<b>Tish</b>- Oh, shit. This can never be good! (laughs)
<b>France</b>- I'm going to take a shower.
<b>Lin</b>- (grabs her keys, looks at Tish) Well, finish your coffee, and we'll get going!

***Nick wakes up, feels extremely disoriented and cant believe its morning. He stumbles into the kitchen, feeling groggy. He sees Armaan playing "Guitar Hero". He walks down the stairs and checks the Man In Bandages, who is asleep. He walks back into the living room.
<b>Nick</b>- What the fuck went on last night?
<b>Armaan</b>- I don't know. All I know is you got really close to that Liv bitch and tended to forget everything Auntie said.
<b>Nick</b>- Well, maybe I don't always go by everything Auntie says.
<b>Armaan</b>- Oh, so you defied her on purpose. Well, I'm going to tell her then.
<b>Nick</b>- You know what? Fuck You. I was here before you. I pull rank over you. I'm her fuck tool and you are just a convenient little boy to use.
<b>Armaan</b>- You forgot I'm also a whole lot smarter.
<b>Nick</b>- That's debatable!
<b>Armaan</b>- Oh, wow, you know that word. (still playing the game)
<b>Nick</b>- Maybe I downplay what I know so I can get what I want ultimately.
<b>Armaan</b>- And what is that? A trip to see the Wizard and ask for a brain?
<b>Nick</b>- You should watch your tongue, little man!
<b>Armaan</b>- Make me, asshair!
<b>Nick</b>- You just play your fucking game and stay outta my way.
<b>Armaan</b>- I can't wait until Auntie gets back!
<b>Nick</b>- All I have to do is tell her my side and she'll buy it first.
<b>Armaan</b>- That's what you think. She loves me like a mother would. She got me out of jail and cleared my record. Would she do that for you?
<b>Nick</b>- You better believe she would! And you wanna know why? (pause) Because I got a big fucking cock that Auntie loves to wrap around.
<b>Armaan</b>- And also, why your ass was passed out, Liv looked through her shit.
<b>Nick</b>- And where the hell were you?
<b>Armaan</b>- I know one place I wasn't. (quits playing the game) I wasn't asleep on Aunties bed after fucking someone else on it.
<b>Nick</b>- It looks we're going to have to get something cleared up right now. A little pissant like you isn't fucking this up for me.
<b>Armaan</b>- So you think you can take me? *gets up completely, hand in pocket
<b>Nick</b>- Please! I could eat you for breakfast. As far as I'm concerned, there's only room for one of us here.
<b>Armaan</b>- I couldn't agree more.
<b>Nick</b>- Well, ok then, loser of the fight hits the road. Before Auntie gets back. Deal? (clutches fist in hand)
<b>Armaan</b>- Such a shame what Liv did.
<b>Nick</b>- I win and Auntie doesn't find out? Deal?
<b>Armaan</b>- Your careless infractions are not what I meant.
<b>Nick</b>- Then, what the hell are you talking about?
<b>Armaan</b>- This! (Armaan pulls out a silencer and shoots Nick in the throat) That's what I was talking about.
*Nick falls to the ground, neck pouring out blood and he chokes on it, dying almost instantly. There is a knock at the door. Armaan walks over, barely opening it up. It is Oba.
<b>Armaan</b>- Oba, what are you doing here?
<b>Oba</b>- (still trying to talk stupidly) I wanted to talk to you face to face. I just wanted to say I dont hold it against you.
<b>Armaan</b>- WHAT?
<b>Oba</b>- (motions his hand like a gun) BANG! BANG!
<b>Armaan</b>- Of course.
<b>Oba</b>- Wanna go play Cowboys and Indians in the park like we used to?
<b>Armaan</b>- (thinking about the mess) I am a little busy. Give me an hour and I'll catch up!
<b>Oba</b>- COME NOW!
<b>Armaan</b>- (hesitantly) Maybe things should be left as they are. Like I wasn't even home!
*Oba pretends to look very confused but is actually pondering what that meant.
<b>Oba</b>- You come or not?
<b>Armaan</b>- Sure! What the hell! Just give me a minute. *goes inside and puts the silencer back in his jacket.

***Eugene is in the sewer at the park. He goes to where he has Em tied up. She has urinated a puddle underneath herself. The rag is still tied into her mouth. Eugene walks over and kicks her in the leg. She wakes up. She looks extremely angry and weak.
<b>Eugene</b>- Hello. I'm back. I'm glad we have a better chance to talk now. (looks at the puddle underneath her) I see you made a mess on yourself. I'll have to clean you. I can't have you like that. (starts caressing his knife) I have been thinking about it and I truly think I have some higher power on my side. I wanted someone to play with and you have been the one I find most attractive there besides my mom. Since I don't want to hurt mom yet, I want to hurt you.
<b>Em</b>- (muffled through the rag) You're fucking crazy.
<b>Eugene</b>- You won't suffer too long. I just want to have you around for a little while. It's a concentration. I let the anger build up in me too much. This makes me be impulsive. When I am impulsive, I crack too easily. This makes people die. And death isn't what I am interested in. I like to see things suffer. (gets louder) I have suffered long enough. Nobody has ever cared about me and noone ever truly will. Because noone knows who I am. Noone ever bothered to find out. (calmer) But I don't want your pity. I just want the world to suffer for what it's done to me. (looks Em in the eyes, holding his knife) And to me right now, you are the world. (lifts up her shirt and slides the blade across her nipples, then punches her in the stomach hard).

***Greta walks into the Dez. She sees Ashley there and a few people she doesn't recognize and Dez is dressed in a witchs outfit.

<b>Dezzie</b>-Come on in. What can I get you?
<b>Greta</b>- Actually I wanted to ask you if you've seen Em around. But something fruity would work.
<b>Dezzie</b>- She hasn't been around. Is anything wrong?
<b>Greta</b>- I'm just trying to find her. She doesn't tell me what she's doing anymore. And I guess she just doesn't care how much I worry about her.
*Ashley sees her and walks over.
<b>Ashley</b>- Hey Greta! I haven't seen you in here before.
*We notice Hila crying in the corner, looking cracked out. She goes to the jukebox and plays Crazy!
<b>Greta</b>- Have you seen Em, Ashley?
<b>Ashley</b>- I saw her at Doya's party. I think she was getting pretty fucked up.
<b>Greta</b>- That's what worries me. She never makes good decisions when she is in that state.
<b>Ashley</b>- Does anyone? (holds her early beer up)
<b>Greta</b>- Are you alright?
<b>Ashley</b>- My mind is a blur right now and I prefer it that way. I don't know what in the world I'm doing right now.
<b>Greta</b>- I can second that.
<b>Dezzie</b>- (handing her a blueberry daquiri) I can relate too.
<b>Greta</b>- Do you think I'm worrying too much? Overreacting?
<b>Ashley</b>- As strange as she's been lately, I think you have every right to be worried. I've been there with addiction and it's never pretty and it never really makes any sense.
<b>Greta</b>- I just worry about my friends I guess. And she's the best one I've ever had and yet it feels like we barely talk anymore.
<b>Dezzie</b>- Well, relax a second, have your drink and then you can head back out looking for her.
<b>Ashley</b>- You could talk to the police, file a missing persons if you're that worried.
<b>Dezzie</b>- Maybe you should.
<b>Greta</b>- I hate to involve the law. (suggestively looks at Ashley) Maybe I could talk to that captain who came to the apartments that night. Captain Tracker.
<b>Dezzie</b>- Tommy. (smiles) Such a nice man.
<b>Greta</b>- I guess I'll finish my drink and head off.
*Greta notices Hila dancing with herself and drinking in the corner.

*Liv knocks on Frances door. France opens it up and brings her quickly inside.
<b>Liv</b>- I need my money now!
<b>France</b>- Sure. (shrugs) I got it for you.
<b>Liv</b>- Good!
*France pulls out a stack of hundreds from her purse.
<b>France</b>- And you promise to leave me alone after this. AND LIN!
<b>Liv</b>- We made a deal. I wont back out on it.
<b>France</b>- Fine! Now go before anyone notices you were here.
<b>Liv</b>- Certainly. (smiles) After I have some of whatever you're cooking. LOOKS GOOD!

***Grace wakes up. She is tied to a table, naked. Tina is above her with a robe draped around her nude body. Amauriel is on the other side of her chanting. Grace tries to move and can't.

<b>Grace</b>- What's going on? Amauriel, where have you been? (looks frightened) What's going on?
*She sees Tjaman approaching her in a robe holding a sword.
<b>Amauriel</b>- I can't have you interfering in my career, Grace. (looks cold and blank in his eyes)
<b>Grace</b>- (starts to cry) Oh my God.
<b>Tina</b>- Nosy girls like you are quite disposable. I mean there are so many like you. Some untalented girl who thinks she's interesting because she hangs around interesting people. That just isn't the case. (laughs)
<b>Tjaman</b>- Father, I give you Grace today. She is someone with alot of energy. Hopefully you can feed from that energy today. I never thought I'd be giving you so much this special day. First, you give me a star, Father, who will make me some money. (looks at Amauriel) Now in repayment, I give Grace to you. There is hate in her heart. And Auntie had her so she has definetly bound for you, my Father. Bless me with your knowledge and your power and I will use it to bring her closer to thee.
<b>Amauriel</b>- Yes, Father.
<b>Tina</b>- (looks at Grace) Another from the rib of Adam. Another rib for the almighty father to feed on.
*Tjaman charges at her and stabs the sword through her heart. Grace's eyes never leave Amauriels as she fades out, in shock at her friend standing over her.

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<b>CHAPTER THREE</b>


***Kimmy is at her Moms with Harley Quinn. Her and her Mom are doing dishes together. Her mother washing, Kimmy rinsing. There is silence at first and then her mother, Bonnie, starts to get mad.
<b>Bonnie</b>- (puts the dish down) I can't believe you're going to do this. When I am going to see you? (about to cry)
<b>Kimmy</b>- I'll be back in a couple months, Mom. I will have to take Ryan to court to get full custody.
<b>Bonnie</b>- I knew that son of a bitch was a cheater. There is no honest man in the world! I'd like to kick the shit out of him. That's what I'd like to do.
<b>Kimmy</b>- The plus side of all of this is I will have Auntie off of my back.
<b>Bonnie</b>- You still need to be careful. I don't trust that woman at all. But I'm glad she is freeing you. Don't ever think about her again. (looks at her) I still don't know how you managed that.
<b>Kimmy</b>- Just made good friends with her. I think she was also sympathetic for Harley Quinn. Especially the way Ryan neglected her. Staying gone all the time, drinking and fucking around. I will definetly make him pay, Mom.
<b>Bonnie</b>- I'm going to miss you. (hugs her)
<b>Kimmy</b>- I'm going to miss you.
<b>Bonnie</b>- (as shes hugging her) Why do you always make these mistakes? I always thought you'd be smarter than that.
<b>Kimmy</b>- I am smart Mom. Don't start. Your blood pressure is already high. (breaks away)
<b>Bonnie</b>- (suddenly getting loud, without warning) Well this is STUPID. The mess you got yourself in there. Opening your legs for anyone! It's disgraceful!
<b>Kimmy</b>- Mom, it's time for one of your pills.
<b>Bonnie</b>- What do you care? You're running off and leaving me here. You never were grateful for the things I've done for you.
<b>Kimmy</b>- Yes, I'm grateful, Mom.
*Bonnie slaps her.
<b>Bonnie</b>- Bullshit! (nostrils flaring, looking almost posessed) How many times have I been doing this, Kimmy? YOU ARE A FAILURE! You've failed me at every turn. Now you're leaving again!!
*Harley Quinn starts to cry.
<b>Kimmy</b>- Stop it, Mom.
<b>Bonnie</b>- (pushes Kimmy) GET OUT! Get out of here! (her body is shaking in anger) GET OUT! All you are is a monster now!
<b>Kimmy</b>- Mom, you're going to regret this when you take your meds. (grabs Harley) But I am not being hit again! We are leaving now.
*Bonnie starts aproaching her. Kimmy starts heading for the door.
<b>Kimmy</b>- (crying) When I am gone, you're going to cry yourself to sleep. And you'll be apologizing when you come back.
*Bonnie throws a dish at her. It hits Harley's carseat.
<b>Kimmy</b>- (screaming) WE'RE LEAVING! (slams door behind her)
*Bonnie chases her outside screaming at her to leave. Kimmy gets in the car, straps Harley in and pulls out furiously.
<b>Kimmy</b>- (in car) Mommy has two things to attend to and then we'll be out of here, Harley. Just you and Mom. (looks back at her while driving) I love you.

***Mark and Marcus are talking at Marcus's hospital bed.

<b>Marcus</b>- You know, Mark, I meant it when I said I still consider us friends. (looks sullen) I didn't talk to you the right way the other night. I don't have anything to claim other than temporary insanity. Auntie has just made my nerves frazzled. I've been trying to shrug it off but I can't. You realize we are all going to be stuck together for as long as she wants us to. What if we are stuck with her the rest of our lives?
<b>Mark</b>- God, I hope not. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
<b>Marcus</b>- Well, I just want you to know you have a friend in me, Mark. I know you might be wishing for me to be something more. The truth is you are my friend and I am straight. I know you've known this since we met. That probably dont make it any easier. (after a moment of breath) You know I had a crush on Ashley too. I never told you about it.
<b>Mark</b>- (looking down) I knew.
<b>Marcus</b>- And she only saw me as a friend also. You know it's you she always loved.
<b>Mark</b>- So ironic. We all have been wanting what we can't have. Why can't people just be friends and not have to feel anything more?
<b>Marcus</b>- I don't know, Mark. Whoever answers that eternal question will die figuring it out.
<b>Mark</b>- I love you, Marcus.
<b>Marcus</b>- I love you too, Mark. (Hugs Mark)
<b>Mark</b>- (drying a few tears) What can I get for you? Anything?
<b>Marcus</b>- I think I'm going to rest a little. Contemplate what the hell is going to happen to me next.
<b>Mark</b>- I'm going to go for a walk then. I'll be back soon and I'll check on Rachel.
<b>Marcus</b>- Ok.

***JD and Angelito meet up with Natasja at the park.

<b>Natasja</b>- Took you two long enough.
<b>Angelito</b>- We were cleaning up a mess.
<b>Natasja</b>- Did you two dirty your diapers again?
<b>JD</b>- Maybe. Will you powder my bottom?
<b>Natasja</b>- Please! I wanted to ask you guys over for dinner tonight at (sarcastically) Hansel and Gretels. I wanted you all there for it.
<b>JD</b>- For what, senorita?
<b>Natasja</b>- I'm going to bring it up tonight. (looks at JD)
<b>JD</b>- Interesting.
<b>Angelito</b>- Bring up what?
<b>Natasja</b>- The fact that Natalia and Shivkala are BROTHER AND SISTER!
<b>Angelito</b>- Oh, the incest fucks. That sounds like fun.
<b>JD</b>- What did you think it's be, dumbass?
<b>Angelito</b>- I never know with pervert whores like yourself.
<b>JD</b>- If the Puerto Rican slippers fit!
<b>Angelito</b>- Eat me, asshole!
<b>JD</b>- I'd rather be an asshole than a WHOLE ASS!
<b>Natasja</b>- (noticing JD's eye) Who gave you the fucking shiner?
<b>JD</b>- That little pre-teen fucker, Garrett.
<b>Angelito</b>- (laughing) He kicked JD's ass. And so did Hell.
<b>Natasja</b>- (laughs a little) Those little turd babies. You want me to kick her ass for you?
<b>JD</b>- If the bitch wasn't underage. After all I've done for her.
<b>Natasja</b>- Oh, come off that pedestal. You were using her, JD, you know that! I'm obviously going to choose YOU every time but you gotta admit, you fucked her over.
<b>JD</b>- What do you care?
<b>Natasja</b>- I DON'T! I'm just saying I call it like I see it.
<b>JD</b>- Well, fuck her anyway! She ate for fucking free. And I never even got to fuck her.
<b>Natasja</b>- (laughs) I think you fucked her plenty.
*JD looks pissed. Angelito wanders off to the monkey bars.
<b>Natasja</b>- (pinching his cheeks) Come on! Dont be that way. You know I love you. You know you're a hottie. You know I'm your friend. You know you've had me. What more should it take to cheer you up?
<b>JD</b>- (suddenly smiling) A Blowjob? (Smiles really big)
<b>Natasja</b>- And put Angelito out of a job? Those Puerto Ricans have to look hard enough for work. (smiles wickedly)
*They both laugh.
*Angelito is hanging on the monkey bars, abs showing, and notices something in the sand that looks familiar. He jumps down and picks it up. He sees it is the bracelet he gave Jo for her birthday. He stares at it looking concerned.

***Hell and Garrett enters Hailies room. She is setting up dominoes with Mary.

<b>Garrett</b>- Hi Hailies. It's Garrett.
*Hailies screams and runs over to him. Mary doesn't look away from the dominoes.
<b>Hailies</b>- Garrett, my hero. You stopped Armaan.
<b>Garrett</b>- (hugging her) Are you alright? How's this place treating you?
<b>Hailies</b>- I am having the most fun, Garrett. This is my new best friend, Mary. She doesn't belong here either.
<b>Mary</b>- They think I'm a sociopath but I beg to differ. (staring intensely at the dominoes)
<b>Garrett</b>- (pointing at Helen) This is my girlfriend, Helen. She prefers Hell.
<b>Hailies</b>- (laughs) Then you are a living Hell. (giggles contently)
<b>Hell</b>- That's a way of putting it I guess. (thinking to herself and says aloud) I hope that's the way Liv sees me.
<b>Garrett</b>- So you guys are playing "Dominoes"?
<b>Hailies</b>- What do you think we're doing, silly? Eating them? (laughs and Mary starts laughing. Mary starts to pretend she's going to eat one.)
<b>Hell</b>- Well.
<b>Garrett</b>- We do miss you at home. Oba brings you up alot.
<b>Hailies</b>- Oba! (laughs, looks at Mary) He's the retard I gave handjobs too. (laughs louder)
<b>Mary</b>- That's funny.
<b>Hailies</b>- I've gave them to Garrett before too. (smiles) Actually I sucked Garrett off. (laughs)
*Hell looks up at him.
<b>Hailies</b>- (looking in the corner at Alex) But you know that you were the only one it meant anything with, Alex. (smiles)
<b>Alex</b>- I understand, my love.
*She sees her aborted fetus with Alex and waves at it, eyes getting misty.
<b>Alex</b>- Don't worry. We're just fine. *Alex holds the bloody fetus close and kisses its head, smearing blood all over his lips.
*Hell storms out the door.
<b>Garrett</b>- Helen! WAIT! (gets mad as she storms out and punches the wall)
<b>Mary</b>- (getting up and coming over to Garrett) Hi. (pulls her gown up) See anything you like?
*Hailies laughs and walks over to them.
<b>Hailies</b>- You should put Garretts penis in your mouth. It's a pretty one. (laughs) (looks at Alex) But not as pretty as yours.
<b>Mary</b>- (starts trying to unzip him) I want him!
*Garrett moves her hands away and backs towards the door.
<b>Garrett</b>- Hailies, I have to go. You've upset my girlfriend. Wish we could've stayed longer. Maybe next time.
<b>Mary</b>- I'll be waiting for you. (laughs and flashes him again)
*Garrett walks out. Hailies and Mary laugh and go over and topple the dominoes and pretend to make out like little girls playing.

**QB walks into the drug store. Friends is faintly playing over faint stereo in store. He goes over to get some more guaze. He notices the condoms and stops to get a box. A tall black man in a leather jacket approaches him, pushing a buggy with a leather purse in it.
<b>Isaac</b>- Hey, stranger. (taps him on the ass)
<b>QB</b>- (embarassed) Oh, dear. Issac, how have you been?
<b>Isaac</b>- Don't see you at the Stik anymore. I just love fucking that plump ass of yours. When you coming back?
<b>QB</b>- Actually, I haven't wanted to go out lately.
<b>Isaac</b>- Why not? Me and the guys miss you.
<b>QB</b>- I am changing my life, Isaac.
<b>Isaac</b>- (eyeing condoms) Don't look like you changed much to me. (laughs mockingly)
<b>QB</b>- Contrary to what you're thinking, I've met someone.
<b>Isaac</b>- You? Come on. Noone wants someone your size unless we can look from behind. (laughs)
<b>QB</b>- That's where you're wrong, Isaac. He does care.
<b>Isaac</b>- Then he must be as fat as you are. Or have a fucking mental problem. (mocks an autistic)
<b>QB</b>- Go to hell, you greasy bastard!
<b>Isaac</b>- Maybe I should get my thorn whip and teach you a lesson, fat boy.
*Isaac eyes another man walking in the store. QB slips a tube of Vagisil in his purse.
<b>Isaac</b>- You'll be back. When this other boy leaves you crying and running for the doughnuts, you'll be back. Your ass can't get enough.
<b>QB</b>- Actually, no. That isn't it at all. (stands up to him) But I don't know what I saw in you. Perhaps I felt sorry for you. Must be a bitch being a black queen who doesn't live up to the stereotype. Do us all a favor and get a sex change, you nasty fucking whore! (puts his stuff down) And those thorn whips dont fool me for a minute. I guess power makes up for a small pecker!! I wouldn't know. (slaps him across the face and starts leaving briskly)
*Isaac gets his purse and starts to follow him. pissed. When he gets to the door, the buzzer goes off.
<b>Isaac</b>- What the fuck?
*Qb laughs, runs to his car, gets in and pulls out.

**Ayn and Kaitlyn are in a auto shop. An intimidating, handsome man approaches them.

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Hey Fred! (hugs him)
<b>Fred</b>- Suicide girl! So good to see you.
<b>Ayn</b>- Suicide girl?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- (to Fred suggestively) It's just Kaitlyn now.
<b>Ayn</b>- Why did they call you Suicide Girl?
<b>Fred</b>- Damn, you never told her! Is this your girlfriend?
*Ayn looks shocked.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- No. This is my friend, Ayn.
<b>Fred</b>- Looking good.
<b>Ayn</b>- So why did they call you Suicide Girl?
<b>Fred</b>- Well, my sexy Ayn, because this girl is one fucking great daredevil. She used to try everything Man! All you have to do is tell her she can't do it and off she'll go and prove your ass wrong. (laughs)
*Katilyn beams proudly.
<b>Ayn</b>- What's the craziest thing you've done?
<b>Fred</b>- I don't know. We don't have all night. (laughs, hands her a beer)
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- (opens it and swigs it completely down) See I still got the touch!
<b>Fred</b>- Damn right you do! So, what can I do for you ladies tonight?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Could we step into your office?
<b>Fred</b>- (smiles) Are you kidding? I wouldn't want Ayn to see all the dead bodies. (laughs, kaitlyn laughs too)
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- (to Ayn) He's kidding. If you didn't know. (teasingly at him) I think!
<b>Fred</b>- Well come in and find out. (laughs like a vampire)
*They walk into the office, Ayn cautiously. As Ayn gets in better light, Fred notices her cuts.
<b>Fred</b>- Holy fuck! What happened to you?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- That's not as important as what's going to happen to the disphit that did this to her.
<b>Fred</b>- Interesting. What do you want me to do?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Got a plate I'd like for you to run for me.
*Ayn notices a FBI plaque on Fred's wall. Kaitlyn hands him the slip of paper that says "WITHOUT".
<b>Fred</b>- (looking at her) What an unoriginal asshole! (laughs)
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- (re-assuring Ayn) He's been a friend for years.
*Ayn looks unsure what to think of that.

**Glenn is outside still. His cell rings and its AUNTIE! He ignores it. He walks over to the picnic tables and sits down, watching everyone. He looks around and notices Nurse Jessica leaving for the day, towards her Minivan with "#1 Mom" on her plate glass. He laughs. He goes over to his car, watches her pull out and begins to inconspicuously follow her.

**Liv takes her key she had made and goes into Aunties. She sees Nick's body in the floor. She smiles to herself, if in a little shock. She just knows its Armaan! We see she has a blow torch in her bag. She heads down the stairs. The Man In Bandages looks eager to see her! She comes down the stairs.

<b>Liv</b>- I don't know how much time we have! From what Nick told me, she wouldn't be back till Halloween or the day after. (takes out her blow torch) We're going to get you outta here and I know just where we're going.
<b>Man In Bandages</b>- (smiles) It's Noah.
<b>Liv</b>- What is?
<b>Noah</b>- That's my name.
<b>Liv</b>- Well you know my name (thinks to self and smiles) and my body!
<b>Noah</b>- (notices bump on her head) Shit. What happened to your head?
<b>Liv</b>- (angrily) Something less horrible than what will happen to the bitch who gave it to me.
*Turns the blow torch to the chains. Noah's eyes raise!
<b>Liv</b>- I know just who to blame this on too!
<b>Noah</b>- Who?
<b>Liv</b>- Armaan.

**Greta is knocking on Captain Trackers door. He recognizes her and goes over to answer the door.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Hello. I remember you from over at Bundy. Was it Greta?
<b>Greta</b>- Yes.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Come in.
*Greta sits down and he sits in his chair.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- So what can I do for you?
<b>Greta</b>- It's actually a delicate matter.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Everything at Bundy usually is.
<b>Greta</b>- (taking a chance he knows) I know you know whats going down over there. I know you know we are all prisoners there. I'm not sure why you can't stop it but it's probably because she has you too.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- (uncomfortable, closes the blinds) What is this about? (getting stern)
<b>Greta</b>- (relieved) I was hoping you could help me with something that I don't want to advertise around this station.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- I'm listening.
<b>Greta</b>- First of all, I'm the good guy here. I am a victim of her also. I come as a friend.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Friends at Bundy Complex can quickly become enemies.
<b>Greta</b>- Well, I am a friend. I promise.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- What's the problem?
<b>Greta</b>- I'm worried about my friend, Em. She has a coke problem. She's been missing since last night. I want to get her found and not penalized for the state she'll probably be in. (takes out a picture of Em)
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- And what do I get for this?
<b>Greta</b>- What do you want?
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- (thinks a minute) Do you have any male friends who happen to be gay and attractive?
<b>Greta</b>- (taken aback) Actually I do.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Are they single?
<b>Greta</b>- (bluffing) Yes.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Get me a date. And the force can't find out.
<b>Greta</b>- All taken care of.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- I'll call you for the details of when.
<b>Greta</b>- I really appreciate it. (happy that she pulled this off..mostly)
*Greta gets up and sees herself out. Coming in behind her is a black female in uniform.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Sorry to keep you waiting, leiutenant.. (suggesting the question of her name)
<b>Lt. Doll</b>- They call me Lt. Doll. I dont like first and last names. They just call me Doll.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Alwasy happy to bring in another leiutenant. Especially one with the impeccable record you have. (pause) What brings you to our fine precint?
<b>Lt. Doll</b>- This is a part of town I felt the need to be in. For the challenge.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- Mint?
<b>Lt. Doll</b>- (rolls eyes) Sure.
*Captain Tracker opens his desk. Lt. Doll notices a picture of Auntie on a dartboard inside of his drawer.
<b>Lt. Doll</b>- Is that a picture of Arlene Jarvis?
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- (like a deer in headlights) Yes...Yes, infact it is. (frightened a bit) Do you know her?
<b>Lt. Doll</b>- As a matter of fact, I do. We went to school together. We were once good friends. Then I got valedictorian and she got my boyfriend and then we weren't good friends. We became enemies. Haven't seen her in a long time but I have began to follow her work. Now I know her as the bowling pin I've yet to knock over. And Doll always gets a strike! I plan on bringing her down personally and her network of slaves.
<b>Captain Tracker</b>- (uncomfortably) Welcome to the force, Lt. Doll!
*She tips her hat.

**Tish is crying on Lin's shoulder.
<b>Tish</b>- I dont wanna go, Lin. There's nothing back there for me!
<b>Lin</b>- Honey, I am to afraid of you staying here. Once you're in, you can't get out. She hasn't paid that much attention to you and that's what I'd like. She could be back anyday and you need to be gone.
<b>Tish</b>- But I like it here.
<b>Lin</b>- And it's great having you here, darling. And maybe in the future when things warm over a little, I'll ask you back.. okay.
<b>Tish</b>- Does France know about this?
<b>Lin</b>- Yes, Tish. We both agree it's for the best right now.
<b>Tish</b>- (wiping a tear) When? Where will I go?
<b>Lin</b>- Tonight. I made plans for you with a good friend of mine in upstate New York. (takes address out of her purse) This is her address. She will be expecting you.
<b>Tish</b>- And you waited till the last minute to tell me, huh?
<b>Lin</b>- We just decided this today, Tish. You have to understand (getting emotional) People have died here! This is a dangerous place to be, Tish. We just found out Ben is a necrophiliac. What kind of sister am I to leave my younger sister in this mess and possibly get her caught up in it?
<b>Tish</b>- I wish I knew everything about why you deal with this.
<b>Lin</b>- (looks at her sternly) ABOVE ALL ELSE, Tish, you can't say one word about any of this. And I mean that! (eyes raise) It would be the end of my life and neither of us want that do we?
<b>Tish</b>- (surprised and sad) Your secret is safe with me. I'm your sister! You shouldn't even have to ask.
*Lin embraces her close.
<b>Lin</b>- I'm sorry you have me for a sister!
<b>Tish</b>- I'm not! (hugs tighter)
<b>Lin</b>- (breaking) Now we need to get home and get you packed.
<b>Tish</b>- Alright then. (very sad)

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<b>CHAPTER FOUR</b>


***Kimmy is on the phone with Auntie.
<b>Kimmy</b>- I have everything planned. I will put a bullet in her back and I am off.
<b>Auntie</b>- Make sure the job is done!
<b>Kimmy</b>- And you promise me and my baby are clear!
<b>Auntie</b>- Promise! Would you like to give Ryan an extra hard time as well?
<b>Kimmy</b>- (getting back to her apartment) (stops, sees him inside packing, stops, almost cries and says) No. Theres no need for that.
<b>Auntie</b>- Fine then. Have your things out the next couple of days. Ryan can live with Lauryn as you say he is. I could always take another tenant? (cackles)
<b>Kimmy</b>- Goodbye, Auntie.
<b>Auntie</b>- Goodbye, Kimmy. *They hang up.
**Kimmy walks inside the apartment and sees Ryan.
<b>Ryan</b>- I've only got one more box left. And I will be out of your way. (notices Harley isnt there) Where's Harley?
<b>Kimmy</b>- (masking the fact shes in the car) At my mothers!
<b>Ryan</b>- You still can't keep her for one night lately! What's wrong with you, Kimmy? What happened to you?
<b>Kimmy</b>- Fuck you, Ryan! You were cold last night.
<b>Ryan</b>- You've been cold to me for years now!
<b>Kimmy</b>- We're leaving. Movers will be coming for my things tomorrow. Me and Harley are leaving tonight. I see you've already moved in over there. You and your damn games and drawings!
<b>Ryan</b>- Where are you taking Harley? And how do you think you're leaving with the Auntie situation?
<b>Kimmy</b>- Already got her permission. And instead of paying child support, you're going to pay her three hundred dollars a month for the inconvenience of losing me.
<b>Ryan</b>- What about Harley, Kimmy?
<b>Kimmy</b>- We'll leave that up to the courts and your infidelity.
<b>Ryan</b>- WHAT ABOUT YOURS? What about the abuse I've suffered at your dirty hands?
<b>Kimmy</b>- Auntie said she'd make sure you don't fight me on this. (holding back tears)
<b>Ryan</b>- (shocked) You are so damn cruel! So damn cruel!
<b>Kimmy</b>- Well, Ryan, from where I'm standing, WE made each other who we are. SO you go to your mousy whore and I'll go take care of our daughter! (grabs the stuffed animal she came for)
<b>Ryan</b>- WAIT! (teared up) Tell her I love her!
<b>Kimmy</b>- (teared up) I will. (pause) Goodbye! (closes door)
*Ryan falls to his knees, takes out a picture of Harley and sobs and throws a box against the wall.

**Ben pulls up to the Dez, stops the car, sees a police car. Gets out, walks by it and heads for the door, walks into the Dez and sees an officer inside and crime scene tape.

<b>Ben</b>- What happened in here? (walks up to Dez, sees cops questioning Ashley)
<b>Dezzie</b>- (distraught) Oh, Ben. It's Hila. Honey, she had an overdose. She collapsed here in the bar.
*Ben looks very angry.

**Elm wakes up to the sound of men all around the apartment gathering up things.

<b>Elm</b>- What the fuck are you doing in my apartment?
<b>Man #1</b>- We are here to gather Amauriel and Grace's things. By order of Tjaman. They are moving with him.
<b>Elm</b>- The fuck they are! What the hell is going on here?
<b>Man #2</b>- (pulls out a gun) If you try to hinder us in any way, we are instructed to kill you.
<b>Elm</b>- WHAT THE FUCK!
<b>Man #1</b>- You best listen to reason, sir.
<b>Elm</b>- I wanna talk to them.
<b>Man #2</b>- They don't want to talk to you. They were quite pleased to be away from you. Tjaman will make them stars.
<b>Elm</b>- Am I supposed to live here alone and pay these fucking bills alone??
<b>Man #1</b>- I suppose so. Now get out of our way while we do our job.
<b>Elm</b>- Well, the room that says "Elm's goddamn 420 room" is MY ROOM! They dont have shit in there! You can tell them to go fuck theirselves!
*Elm unplugs and grabs the flat screen in the living room.
<b>Elm</b>- (lying) This is mine too! (goes off to his room and slams the door)

***Oba and Armaan get to the park. Eugene is waiting on the swings. JD, Natasja and Angelito are long gone.
<b>Armaan</b>- So, is this that new guy you been hanging out with?
<b>Oba</b>- NEW GUY! NEW GUY! Eugene!
<b>Armaan</b>- Is he your best friend now? Me and you once were.
<b>Oba</b>- Armaan still my friend. *pats him on the head
<b>Armaan</b>- You know I was never going to shoot you, Oba.
<b>Oba</b>- Oba know. (smiles)
*They get to Eugene.
<b>Oba</b>- This is Armaan I was telling ya bout Eugene.
<b>Eugene</b>- (shakes his hand) He talks alot about you. You sound really cool, man.
<b>Armaan</b>- (smiling) Me and Oba have been friends for awhile.
<b>Eugene</b>- He said you like hot chicks as much as we do?
<b>Armaan</b>- Who doesn't man?
<b>Eugene</b>- We got three out here in the woods, man. Got a whole fucking party down there!
<b>Oba</b>- (beginning to look uncomfortable, Eugene winks at him when Armaan isn't looking) Yes!
<b>Armaan</b>- Well, let's go fuck em!
<b>Eugene</b>- Well, we have to play the game first.
<b>Armaan</b>- I've found I can get what I want from chicks. Let me show you. *He heads for the sewer.
*Eugene hands Oba the gun. Oba looks nervous. He takes out a picture of Wegie hugging him at his last birthday and gets angry look on his face, following Armaan and Eugene into the woods.
<b>Eugene</b>- Oba tells me you shot some people a couple weeks back. That's pretty hardcore!
<b>Armaan</b>- YES I DID! They fucking deserved it. Shot two of them in the head.
*Oba gets angrier, cocks the gun and shoots Armaan in the back. Armaan hollers and falls down, tries to pull for his gun and Eugene breaks his fingers and takes the gun.
<b>Armaan</b>- (coughing up blood and starting to cry) I thought we were still friends, Oba!
<b>Oba</b>- You stopped being my friend when you killed my friends! You are one sick motherfucker and I think you deserve to die.
<b>Eugene</b>- Shoot it again, Oba! You will feel better, my friend!
*Oba shoots him again in the chest.
<b>Armaan</b>- (holding to chest, fading) I only wanted to be your friend, Oba. Somebody's friend. (cries)
*Oba looks like he may cry and kicks him. Armaan dies.
<b>Eugene</b>- (smiling) Didn't that feel better, Oba?
*Oba nods head YES
<b>Eugene</b>- Now we're best friends! (Hugs him) You're my brother from now on.

***Kaitlyn and Ayn pull up outside a rickety house in the sticks. Then they see the car outside with the liscense plate "WITHOUT". Ayn looks very nervous. They get out of the car. Kaitlyn hands Ayn the gun. Kaitlyn walks up to the door, having Ayn hang back a minute. She knocks on the door.

<b>Man</b>-(from inside) Who is it?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>-(in redneck accent) Excuse me, sir. I'm kinda lost. I was hoping you'd give me directions, sugar!
<b>Man</b>- (opens up the door) Aren't you hot? Come inside. I'll get you those directions.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I bet you will, sugar.
*Ayn comes up from behind and jumps at the door, pointing the gun at him.
<b>Man</b>- ITS YOU!
*Kaitlyn fly kicks him in the face, knocking him backwards.
<b>Ayn</b>- (pointing the gun) GET ON THE COUCH!
*The Man jumps up and gets on the couch.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Now take off your fucking clothes!!
<b>Man</b>- (scared to death) What?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I said TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SMELLY CLOTHES and stand up on the couch!
<b>Ayn</b>- (enraged) You heard her! DO IT!
*The Man, frightened, stands up on the couch and starts taking his clothes off.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- FASTER, you fucking pervert!
<b>Man</b>- Please dont kill me! I have a daughter.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I bet you've fucked her too!
<b>Man</b>- No! No! I swear I never touched her. If my wife told you something, she's full of it!
<b>Ayn</b>- (coming closer as he is naked) HOW DARE YOU, you son of a bitch! (starts crying) You raped me! You threw me down in my own car and raped me. How many other girls have you hurt?
<b>Man</b>- Noone I swear. I was drunk. I didn't know what I was doing. I wasn't on my medication.
<b>Ayn</b>- Well, too bad for you.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- What do you wanna do, Ayn?
<b>Ayn</b>- TURN AROUND! Put your back to us and stick your ass out!!
*Kaitlyn looks surprised, as if this isnt part of the plan.
<b>Man</b>- Please dont kill me! Whatever you're thinking, remember I have a daughter. I have money! I'll give you money.
<b>Ayn</b>- YOU DO HAVE MONEY! MY MONEY!
*Kaitlyn starts to worry.
<b>Ayn</b>- TURN AROUND NOW OR I"LL BLOW BOTH YOUR FUCKING HEADS OFF, YOU BASTARD!
*The Man turns around shaking, bends over, shaking uncontrollably and starts to weep.
*Ayn walks up to him.
<b>Ayn</b>- This is for your daughter. And for me! *Shoots a bullet up his ass!
*We see the look on Kaitlyn's shocked face as it happens!

***JD, Angelito, Natasja, Natalia and Shivkala sit down for dinner. There is silence for a moment, then Shivkala breaks it.
<b>Shivkala</b>- Nice of you all to come over again.
<b>Natalia</b>- I've been anxious to fuck all three of you again.
<b>JD</b>- People often say that to us. (smiles)
<b>Angelito</b>- Especially to me.
<b>JD</b>- It's easy to feel sorry for a Puerto Rican.
<b>Angelito</b>- Eso es sólo cuando no hay una puta colombiana patética alrededor.
<b>JD</b>- Eat your sushi, Angelito! (laughs)
<b>Natalia</b>- It's been wonderful having Natasja here.
<b>Shivkala</b>- Yes, she is very easy on the eyes.
<b>Natasja</b>- Don't I know it? (smiles)
<b>JD</b>- Natasja is the most beautiful girl in the world.
<b>Angelito</b>- (at Shivkala) So how's your Dj gig going?
<b>Shivkala</b>- I'm comfortable.
<b>Angelito</b>- So we've heard.
<b>Shivkala</b>- What do you mean?
<b>Angelito</b>- I mean you guys seem pretty comfortable doing whatever. I was there that night too!
<b>Natalia</b>- (with hungry look) Yes I remember.
<b>JD</b>- Who could forget when Angelito gets naked?
<b>Angelito</b>- You're certainly obsessed enough!
<b>JD</b>- I'm the same at train wrecks. I just have to look.
*Natasja laughs.
<b>Natalia</b>- I thought he had the most beautiful latin body.
<b>Shivkala</b>- And quite a cock too!
<b>JD</b>- (a little pissed, looks at Shivkala) Let's cut to the chase! Why the hell do you fuck your sister? Have you both lost your goddamn, perverted minds?
*Natalia and Shivkala look visibly shocked. Natasja just bursts out laughing and so does Angelito and JD!


**Greta stops in the grocery store, trying the home phone again with no answer. She gets a cart, gets the tampons on sale and starts to push it around the corner, still fumbling with the cell phone. As she turns the corner, she bumps into another filled cart and the beer near the top falls and busts on the ground. The stocker groans and goes for the backroom. Greta looks up and sees a very handsome man that reminds her of Ben Browder of "Farscape". Their eyes meet for twenty seconds, without words.

<b>Greta</b>- Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh my God!
<b>Jekyll</b>- (looks her over and smiles and speaks with a faded Irish accent) No problem. I'm the jackass who had them near the top.
<b>Greta</b>- And I'm the clutz who was flipping her cell phone.
<b>Stocker</b>- (making it back with mop) And I'm the stocker cleaning it up. (starts to mop angrily)
*Greta moves over and so does Jekyll.
<b>Greta</b>- (to the stocker) Sorry.
<b>Jekyll</b>- So, what is your name?
<b>Greta</b>- Umm..Greta. What is yours?
<b>Jekyll</b>- Jekyll. You know like Jekyll and Hyde but without the insanity. Atleast that kind anyway. (kisses her hand)
<b>Greta</b>- (shocked at the kiss) Jekyll. That's unique.
<b>Jekyll</b>- (teasing) No, really. You wouldn't say. (smiling)
<b>Greta</b>- I'm so embrassed.
<b>Jekyll</b>- Don't be. Really. It was my fault. Infact, I'm quite new in town. Staying at a horrid hotel. (laughs) I'm house shopping actually. Perhaps I could take you out to dinner to apologize and make my first friend here.
<b>Greta</b>- (eyes wider than they have been for weeks) That sounds great. I..MY GOD, you're gorgeous!
<b>Jekyll</b>- Are you sure you're not hallucinating from the crash? (half-laughs)
<b>Greta</b>- Did I really just say that?
<b>Jekyll</b>- Yes. I was going to say the same thing to you first but you beat me to it. (smiles)
<b>Greta</b>- Aww, you're just saying that.
<b>Jekyll</b>- Yes, of course. I'm afraid you'll hit me with another cart. (laughs) No, you are quite fetching indeed. Gorgeous wouldn't begin to describe it.
<b>Greta</b>- Well, let me get a pen and paper out of my purse and I'll give you my number. (goes around her purse rampantly looking for the paper, finds it and begins scribbling)
<b>Jekyll</b>- So what brings you out tonight. luv?
<b>Greta</b>- (realizing there is only tampons in her cart at moment and becomes embarassed) Just a little light shopping. (hands him the number)
<b>Jekyll</b>- Well, I'm actually in a hurry, Greta. How about I call you Saturday and we'll set something up.
<b>Greta</b>- Look forward to crashing into you again.
<b>Jekyll</b>- Next time we'll drag race in the parking lot, luv! (winks at her)
<b>Greta</b>- Nice to meet you.
<b>Jekyll</b>- The pleasure was mine, Greta! (kisses her hand again) And the beer (laughs) I swear I'm not a drunk though. (smiles) Bye then.
*As he walks off , he pretends to stumble drunkenly, turns, looks at her and smiles
<b>Jekyll</b>- Just checking if you were watching me leave. If you were, I would be watching! (smiles) No shame in it.
*Greta grins wide! As camera pans away, we see Bradin watching her from two aisles up.

***Nurse Jessica is pulling into her house with a private gate and fence. Camera pans up to Glenn parked a block up watching. He gets out of the car, looking determined. He checks his gun in his jacket pocket and approaches the house, jumps the fence and stirs behind the trees.
Nurse Jessica gets up to her door as her cell phone is ringing. She picks it up.
<b>Nurse Jessica</b>- Look asshole! I told you I dont wanna be lovers anymore. YOU SUCK! How many ways can I tell you this to make you understand? (pause) Well it doesn't matter what you are tired of..
*Glenn approaches from right end.
<b>Nurse Jessica</b>- I don't care. It doesn't matter if we do work in the same fucking hospital. You are going to treat me like the superior nurse I am. And I am never having sex with you again! The way you and your wife cavort around, I'm afraid of catching something. (another pause as Glenn angles at her) God, the signal has an interference. LEAVE ME ALONE! I already took you for what I wanted and wait till Auntie finds out what I know now. (pause) WHAT? You're here!!
*Glenn fires at her with his silencer. As he does, another shot from the left comes. Both go through Nurse Jessica's chest and the one from the left hits Glenn in the chest and his hits someone on the other side in the chest.
*Glenn shouts "FUCK" and sees Dr. Lee holding a gun on the other side. Nurse Jessica falls dead.
<b>Dr. Lee</b>- GLENN? *holds to his wound
<b>Glenn</b>- Dr. Fucking LEE! *holds to his wound
<b>Dr. Lee</b>- Well, don't just stand there. Let's get this bitch inside and I'll dress our wounds. (holds to it) SON OF A BITCH! OW!
<b>Glenn</b>- (surprised and in pain) OK then!

***Pure Morning begins to play in this sequence.

*First scene shows Mark, Marcus and Rachel talking at her hospital bed, Marcus in a wheelchair. All are smiling.
*Next scene shows Liv and Noah out of bandages driving down the road in a rental car. Both are smiling.
*Jd and Natasja are outside laughing as Shivkala throws Natasjas things out of the front window and Angelito is trying to catch them.
*Eugene is hugging Oba close as he is crying overlooking Armaans body
*Dezzie is holding Ben as he sobs into her shoulder lightly. Ashley is making them drinks.
*Tjaman and Tina are giving Amauriel a ticket to London and Tjaman tells him "They will get you going there. Just remember your father!". Amauriel smiles, devoid of anything behind his eyes.
*Lin is hugging Tish goodbye. France hugs her and winks at her. Tish pulls off, emotional.
*Qb gets home and hugs Wout. Anna is asleep on the couch. There appears to have been a ruckus while he was gone.
*Kaitlyn and Ayn stop scrubbing blood as Ayn breaks down and a nervous Kaitlyn holds her into her chest.
*Ryan gets into bed with Lauryn. She holds him, with a worried look on her face. He is still holding Harley Quinns picture.
*Hell and Garrett curl up at the movies, kissing each other.
*Hailies and Mary playfully kiss each other.
*Glenn and Dr. Lee carry Nurse Jessica into the house and close the door, drop her to the floor and shake hands.
*Lt. Doll is in her office staring down a picture of Auntie.
*Kimmy walks up to a house we haven't seen before. Aunt Geraldine opens the door and Kimmy shoots her point blank. She looks horrified at herself a moment and runs to the car, looks at Harley Quinn in the back carseat and pulls out saying "I love you Harley".
SONG ENDS

**Auntie and Sassy pull up into Bundy Complex parking lot.

<b>Auntie</b>- (getting out of drivers seat looking pissed off) I never thought I'd be so fucking glad to get home. If I had to hear you click your teeth one more goddamn time!
<b>Sassy</b>- ME! What about you and the damn cigarettes? I guess you're not gonna quit are ya?
<b>Auntie</b>- I was never a quitter, rugmuncher! And I aint never seen you quit!
<b>Sassy</b>- Lets just get in the damn house, Cryptkeeper! I need a fucking drink.
*Auntie gets to her door angry, opens it and when she looks inside she sees Nick dead on the couch with Armaan's name carved into his chest. She sees the basement door open. Her eyes raise wide. She runs down the stairs as Sassy still stands in shock. She runs down, sees the Man In Bandages is gone, looks over at her file cabinet and her secret drawer is open and papers are strewn everywhere. Her eyes raise and look like a racoons. She stomps back up the stairs and looks at Sassy.
<b>Auntie</b>- What in the motherfucking name of Mary Magdalene is going on here? (looks around at all the blood) CAN THIS GODDAMN DAY GET ANY WORSE??
<b>Sassy</b>- (motioning her over) I think it can, sis!
*Auntie walks over and sees Jesse's chevelle pulling in to the complex. Auntie's face begins turning very red!

***END***
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Postby MadGuy » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:58 am

My least favorite episode of the series so far. But it was good enough to keep me reading.
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