SERIAL Episode 3- "Auntie Up"

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:59 am

This one was called "a sterling effort" by QB and "lots of fun" by Lin...

This is Episode 3!!

EPISODE THREE- "Auntie Up"

*Scene opens with Auntie and a hobbling Nick walking into an office with Dr. Lee. Nick is looking peekid and nauseated. Auntie is irritated and Dr. Lee looks frightened.

Auntie- Well, Dr. Lee, we’ve gotten ourselves into another fine mess!
Dr. Lee- I can see. What did you tell the nurses at the nurses station?
Auntie- I told them I need to see Dr. Lee. When one suggested you might be busy with another patient, I promptly told her to go fuck herself with a crucifix. And that’s when I paged you.
Dr. Lee- You have GOT to be more civil with my co-workers. If anyone starts asking questions.. (nervous)
Auntie- Let me see here, Dr. Lee. I do believe you are the only person who has GOT to do something and that’s stitch my Nick up.
Dr. Lee- What exactly happened here? (pulling up his shirt, Nick looks like he’s about to pass out)
Auntie- (sarcastically) He fell down. (pause) This isn’t a domestic squabble. Just stitch him up.
Dr. Lee- (seeing the wound) He has lost a lot of blood.
Auntie- No shit, Sherlock. Get to it. Time is money.
Dr. Lee- (gathering some tools and washing hands) You know I have other patients also.
Auntie- (threateningly) Well, Dr. Lee, you may have other patients in this shithole of a hospital but I guarantee I am the only client who knows what you did to that vulnerable widow. And the slower those gloves go on your hand, the looser my tongue becomes and THEN that malpractice suit comes to mind. (Dr. Lee shrugs)
Nick- (barely coherent) I need some drugs.
Auntie- (to Lee) Well, you heard him, Dr. Lee. Give him something for the pain. The best damn thing you got. And (pause) Give Auntie some too!
Dr. Lee- (opening the cabinet and pulling out a needle and filling it up with “the good stuff”) How are things at the new complex?
Auntie- I am settling in just fine. Despite a few (looking at Nick) minor complications, things are going like they should. James broke these people in pretty well.
Dr. Lee- Is there any I will have to care for? If so, I need some names and medical histories. (begins working on Nick)
Auntie- All in good time. I think todays the day I make my intentions known. (looks at Dr. Lee) How much time we looking at here?
Dr. Lee- Well (annoyed) if you want me to do this correctly, I need to go at my own pace here.
Auntie- Fine then! (thinks to self) Well, if you’re all set here, I got me a cocksucker to go find! (starts out door, then turns back) I trust my gardener will be fine very soon.
Dr. Lee- All taken care of Auntie!
Auntie- Now that’s what I’d like to hear more often. All shit and no sunshine makes Arlene a mad Auntie!
(Dr. Lee begins to work faster, Auntie shuts door- watching him intently)

***OPENING CREDITS PLAY MAD WORLD***

***COMMERCIAL***

*Scene opens with Glenn taking a nap, bent over in a chair, his head resting on Billy’s bed as Nurse Jessica comes in, shuts door and walks over to Glenn

Nurse Jessica- (tapping Glenn’s shoulder) It’s time to wake up, Glenn!
Glenn- (waking up startled and does not look pleased to see Jessica) Jessica?
Nurse Jessica- Yes, Glenn. It’s me. How was your nap?
Glenn- I must have dozed off. (frantic) What time is it?
Nurse Jessica- If you are wondering if a certain someone is here, YES! She brought in a boy toy with some stab wounds. I venture she’s looking for you right now from the look on your face.
Glenn- I have to go soon. I’m not ready to face her yet this morning.
Nurse Jessica- No, I think you have other pressing issues at hand. (Glenn looks up at her) I heard your confession earlier. It seems you have become a culprit in a murder or two. (pause) Such a tearful confession that was. You would think a man of your intellect would have a little common sense and lock the door before confessing what’s in his heart to a coma patient!
Glenn- (exhausted) Oh Christ. (breathes in) What do you want, Jessica?
Nurse Jessica- Oh, nothing much. (gets a wicked grin) I have a proposition all figured out already. While you got your beauty rest, it came to me.
Glenn- What?
Nurse Jessica- I need some help with a specific task I’ve been having trouble with, Glenn.
Glenn- What is it you want me to do, Jessica?
Nurse Jessica- There is a package I’d like you to take home for me. (smiles) It will be here soon. Until then, I will stall Auntie and you should tour our fine facility.
Glenn- (worried) If I don’t leave, she will find me here and I’m not prepared to talk to her yet.
Nurse Jessica- I’ll take care of it. If I know one place Auntie won’t go, it’s the cafeteria! Lets just say she doesn’t like it there. (after a moment) You look hungry, Glenn. Go grab a bite and I’ll be down in a while to wipe your mouth for you.
Glenn- (stands up nervously) Please do not tell her that I’m still here.
Nurse Jessica- I’m no fool, Glenn. I will take care of it. Now- run along to the cafeteria. I’ll be there shortly.
*Glenn looks at Billy and then walks out the door.

MEANWHILE- Lin comes stumbling out of Greta and Em’s laughing. Her clothes are ruffled and her mascara has ran down her face. She sees Ryan on his porch drinking coffee and having a cigarette.

Lin- (laughing) Good Morning, Ryan. You’re up early..and I’m going to bed late. Atleast there’s no surprises this morning.
Ryan- (looking her over) So, how was your night, Lin?
Lin- (walking toward her own apartment quite slow and wobbling) Just spiffy, Ryan. Now if I could just make it home.
Ryan- You guys seemed to be having fun in the pool last night.
Lin- (laughing again) Oh yes. We had quite a time. You should’ve joined us. (passing Ryan getting closer to apartment- she sees two of the doors and has a splitting headache, struggles up steps as Ryan watches) Goodnight, Ryan. (laughs again)
*When Lin walks in, she sees France sitting on the sofa drinking. She gives her a look Lin knew all too well, drunk or not.

France- Lin, we have to talk!
Lin- Is this about the dating service? (stumbles in) I only made you a profile cause you need to be getting some, France. I think you got some serious blockage going on.
France- Dating service? Oh, mother of God, what have you done now?
Lin- Just a simple profile. Nothing more, nothing less.
France- Well, despite this other disturbing news, we have worse things to discuss.
Lin- My mascara? (laughs) I know I look like Tammy Faye Baker after she ran into a wall twenty times.
France- She died you know.
Lin- (laugh becomes silence) Damn. (confused) That’s not why you’re upset is it? (laughs again)
France- NO! (irritated) I hate we have to do this while you’re drunk but we have a problem.
Lin- Whats the problem, France?
France- Let’s say I came home stumbling too last night and I thought Phi had gotten out. She did but she was already home again (pause) and she brought something with her.
Lin- Is that pussycat pregnant again?
France- No, Lin! She had the hand of a dead woman with her and she was eating it. (looks digusted)
Lin- (just realizing what she said) What the fuck?
France- Yes, she found this dead hand somewhere and I think it belongs to that homeless woman.
Lin- (nervous a moment) You didn’t call it in, did you?
France- (abruptly) Of course not! I am not THAT drunk, Lin. (pause) Atleast not anymore.
Lin- Well what are we gonna do with it?
France- (annoyed, mocking her Welsh accent) Well I wondered if I could interest you in a game of Patty Cake? (breaks tone and gets louder) I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO? I hate these fucking Catch 22’s!
Lin- Well, it wasn’t James. He’s gone. (throws herself on the couch) So who could’ve did it?
France- I am well aware that James has left us, Lin and I can’t say that bothers me but it does bother me that it is probably that creepshow in apartment 8. He was doing some freaky shit last night. That’s when I last saw her- face to face infact. I just know that’s her and I bet Ben did it. (pauses) If we weren’t stuck in this predicament, I’d call and have him picked up. What do we do lin?
*As she looks over at Lin, Lin has fallen asleep. France goes to get some more coffee. Phi is also sleeping as she passes her on way to the kitchen.

***MEANWHILE Auntie walks in Billy’s room UPSET!

Auntie- (To Jessica) Has that cocksucker been here?
Nurse Jessica- Yes, he’s been here. I’m afraid you’ve already missed him though.
Auntie- Damn! (after a moment of heavy breathing) I guess I’ll have to make a house call. He is really starting to piss me off.
Nurse Jessica- Can I get you anything, Auntie? (smiles wickedly)
Auntie- (looking at Jessica) That smile of yours is evil. Don’t you have a patient to murder somewhere..one that’s conscious!
Nurse Jessica- How is your “friend”?
Auntie- I’m sure he will be fine. He just always gets himself into trouble.
Nurse Jessica- What kind of trouble?
Auntie- (looking her dead in the eyes) He runs his mouth too much for one.

*Jessica and Auntie stare at each other coldly

*MEANWHILE Glenn is in the cafeteria, watching every person who comes in. A handsome man walks over with his tray and sits down opposite him.

Shawn- (in thick English accent) Is this seat taken?
Glenn- Knock yourself out.
Shawn- I think this horrid food will take care of that soon enough, eh?
Glenn- (half laughing) I guess so.
Shawn- (extending hand) Names Shawn! What’s yours?
Glenn- My name is Glenn.
Shawn- Visting someone here I suppose?
Glenn- Yes I am. I come here a lot actually.
Shawn- So you’re used to this rubbish (looks at food)?
Glenn- You could say that.
Shawn- Oh Dear! Well I myself will have to get used to it for a few days as well.
Glenn- Sorry to hear that.
Shawn- Me too. My sis is here actually.
Glenn- (beginning to enjoy the distraction) I’m sorry. How is she?
Shawn- She’s playing Diva in her room. (whispers teasingly) That is why I am down here. (back to normal) She just had a tumor removed. Tough operation. She has to lie up here another day or two. (turns focus to Glenn) What about you? Who are you here for?
Glenn- I have a very close friend in a coma and I come here and visit him a lot.
Shawn- My word- what happened? Or is it alright to ask?
Glenn- It’s fine, really. I have become used to it these last months.
Shawn- Sounds very painful, Glenn.
Glenn- It is. (looks less at door now)
Shawn- Well, sometimes, talking to a complete stranger can be very helpful if you need to get something off of your chest. And perhaps the maddening drugs they put in this food will make you confess anyway.
Glenn- Maybe.

***MEANWHILE Wegie, Jo and Oba are at the park. Oba’s eyes get large as he runs for it. Wegie and Jo hang back.

Wegie- Oba, don't go too far. Keep where I can see you, alright?
Oba- (laughing and running for the monkey bars) Oba stay close!
Jo- God, he drives me fucking nuts. (watching Oba)
Wegie- (turns to her teasingly) Well, I know someone who drives me nuts too.
Jo- (smiles) Yes! I cant wait to get some alone time with you again.
Wegie- Jo, I know you're only 17 and I could be your big brother, but girl, you are all woman to me!
Jo- I saw you getting jealous of Angelito at the movie theatre! Don't deny it.
Wegie- I can't help it Jo. I think I am falling for you. Ever since we confessed to each other what we did, I realized me and you have alot in common, Jo.
Jo- (sullen) Yes. I guess we were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Wegie- Theres no harm in what we're doing, you know?
Jo- I know. People usually frown on 17 year olds making their own decisions. What they dont understand is we know very well what we are doing.
Wegie- And you are quite good at what you do. (smirks a bit)
Jo- Well that was my job anyway. (laughs to self)
Wegie- I am just so glad that Lauryn hasn't been herself lately. I don't think she suspects a thing.
Jo-The girl is clueless. (softer) I think she is doing drugs personally. She stays huddled up in her room too much. I know that behaviour.
Wegie- I think she's just overwhelmed. But I'm fine with that. The more overhwhelmed she is, the better off we are.
Jo- You talk about her as if she were a stranger.
Wegie- (realizes himself a moment) In some ways, she is!

*Oba approaches a teenager listening to his ipod over at the bench.

Eugene- (noticing Oba is staring at him, takes his earphones off) Can I help you with something?
Oba- No. Just playing.
Eugene- Well I am listening to my music and I get paranoid way too easily so you could stop staring.
Oba- I'm just wasting time.
Eugene- Aren't we all?
Oba- (noticing some drawings by Eugene's side) Did you draw those?
Eugene- (who loves to talk about his drawings) Yeah. Just simple stuff.
Oba- Can I see them?
Eugene- Sure. I guess so. They're just first drafts though.
Oba- I wanna see.
Eugene- (handing them to Oba) What's your name?
Oba- Oba. What's your name?
Eugene- Eugene. I hang out here alot. I don't really have a huge social demand.
Oba- Neither do I! I'm a troubled kid.
Eugene- Aren't we all?
Oba- (after looking over them) These are awesome, man.
Eugene- Thanks! Just first drafts you know. I like to draw whats in my mind. (after moment) So, what are your troubles?
Oba- I live in an apartment with alot of troubled kids who fuck each other all the time.
Eugene- (taken aback) What?
Oba- There are alot of sluts in my apartment. We have a woman who takes care of us and she couldn't be more ignorant.
Eugene- If all her kids are fucking, I guess she is pretty ignorant.
Oba- I have the best deal of all.
Eugene- What's that?
Oba- They think I'm retarded. That's how I got in. Avoided Juvie.
Eugene- Why do they think you're retarded?
Oba- Because I act like a complete dumbass and sometimes I have to go into spasms and shit like that.
Eugene- Why would you want people to think you're retarded?
Oba- Well I can't tell you that. I barely know ya.
Eugene- You told me alot already. What's something else now? (pauses, no answer from Oba) I guess it dont matter. Your life is way more interesting than mine.
Oba- Why do you say that?
Eugene- I'd tell you a big, interesting story but the truth is I don't have one.
Oba- We ALL have interesting stories, Eugene! I am learning alot of them where I live.
Eugene- Do you ever have a problem feeling things?
Oba- What do you mean? Emotions and shit?
Eugene- Yes. Emotions. (starts to hesitate, but continues) I dont feel them. I want to feel them and I try to feel them but they just don't happen. Do you know what I mean?
Oba- Yes. I kinda do. I didn't love my parents. I don't know why but I just didn't.
Eugene- My parents are so..so uncaring. They don't seem to care about anything. One time, I broke a turtles neck and busted it's shell out just to see if they would do something.
Oba- (interested) Did they?
Eugene- They just gave me a Xanex. They didn't even change expression.
Oba- Weird.
Eugene- You're telling me, man! Did you ever see that movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"?
Oba- Yes, that was hilarious.
Eugene- I thought so too. My parents are just like that... except without the cool plot.
Oba- Wanna see some dirty magazines I got?
Eugene- I guess.

***MEANWHILE JD and Angelito are sitting down over breakfast of omelettes, obviously arguing.

Angelito- There is NO fucking way you had enough time to fuck that many bitches in that little bit of time you had.
JD- What you do not understand, my dimwitted latino friend, is my charisma can make anything happen.
Angelito- Whatever, dude. Your game and my game are two completely separate things. I can get anyone I want and I don't even have to work for it like you do.
JD- I hate to be the one to tell you, Angelito, but they just feel sorry for a pathetic Mexican walking the streets without his lettuce.
Angelito- I am NOT a Mexican, asshole! And all I have to do is be myself and they come running over themselves to get to me.
JD- They're just looking for your hashish.
Angelito- (chokes on omelette a minute) Fuck You, Sarmientos! They only fuck you cause they can read the "I've Been Fucked Alot and I Won't Care If You Leave Me" sign spray painted across your Colombian forehead.
JD- Spick, please! I could do anyone I wanted to and I could do them much faster than you.
Angelito- You are so full of shit, Sarmientos! I am so glad I am one person who understands that.
JD- (in a derogatory manner) I guess you had alot of time to think growing up, picking tobacco in the fields with your familia.
Angelito- You are so in love with yourself aren't you? I bet you sniff your own underwear.
JD- When I can rescue them from under your pillow, I do.
Angelito- (frustrated) How about a bet then?
JD- Are you pulling that "American Pie" bit again? Didn't work on the last whore I noticed.
Angelito- NO! I am serious. Me and you. Any girl...or fucking guy for that matter..I dont care. We pick some random person in a bar TONIGHT and see who can get laid faster.
JD- I knew you liked it when we fooled around. (laughs)
Angelito- Bitch, you spent ALOT longer sucking my dick..not that I can blame you.
JD- Well your "verga" was alot easier to hold in since mine is much thicker.
Angelito- Your self-loathing is much thicker. My cock is way better to suck than yours.
JD- Liv sure likes putting her pretty mouth around mine. Haven't seen YOU hooking up with them!!
Angelito- Unlike you, I dont scope out Degrassi for a lay.
JD- No- you just frequent the looney bin next door. They are far too crazy to know there are MUY GRANDE VERGAS out there!
Angelito- Chaputa me verga, Sarmientos!
JD- My foolish puta, I prefer a challenge.
Angelito- That's it we are doing this! TONIGHT!
JD- I am supposed to go see Natasja tonight. She would LOVE this. Let's make it even more interesting. Let's throw her into the bet too. She would completely go for this. Three putas, one unsuspecting senorita or senor.
Angelito- You mean Two putas, one unsuspecting senorita and a penecabeza!
JD- Well, as long as you understand I'm the bigger one!
Angelito- Bitch, it is ON!
JD- You better get those military scraps pressed and ready cause you're gonna need every decoration you got tonight.
Angelito- We shall see, Sarmientos! (going off to room) We shall see!

***In Hells Room..
Liv- (grasping ticket stubs) Oh what a big risk you took. You go to a cineplex and hide yourself in a dark room all night. (mockingly) How very dangerous!
Hell- I'll tell you what's dangerous, Liv- when your Wednesday panties are on Friday morning.
Liv- Oh, how fucking kindergarten. I know you are but what am I?
Hell- You're just pissed because I WENT OUT and you didn't think I would.
Liv- What a waste! You go to a movie theatre and waste your day. You wouldn't know Life, Hell, if it fell onto your face and started wiggling.
Hell- I hope you notice the crabs when they start wiggling!
Liv- Fuck You, Helen. Fuck you with every last syllable in my goddamn vocabulary.
Hell- Well I know something I did that I bet you couldn't.
Liv- Take out your retainer before blowing someone for cash?
Hell- (sarcastically) Ha. You're so clever, Liv. There is alot more room in your body (looking at her waist) than in mine for clever bullshit.
Liv- Atleast I got tits! You look like you were stung by honeybees.
Hell- Well if having to have leftover fat filling out my bra is the answer, I'll just keep spreading my honey.
Liv- (vindicitvely) Is that what they call it nowadays?
Hell- (desperately) I met a guy yesterday. He was hotter than hell too!
Liv- Most hallucinations are accompanied by hot flashes in nutjobs.
Hell- No, baby, he WAS real! His name was Garrett and he wanted me just as much as JD does.
Liv- Then I guess he was pretending until a ME came along too.
Hell- JD loves me far more than he'll ever love you.
Liv- Go on, Hell, keep telling yourself that.
Hell- (frustrated, looks out the window) Just go away, Liv. I am sick to my stomach from looking at you.
Liv- (as she is leaving) I always win. (sterner) Just like I will with JD!
Hell- (loudly) GET OUT!
(As Liv leaves, Hell notices GARRETT in the pool outside much to her disbelief.)

***MEANWHILE Amauriel, Ayn, Grace and Elm are having breakfast.

Ayn- Amauriel, what is up? You have barely said anything to me this morning.
Amauriel- Can't a guy have a little silence?
Elm- Wow- this is a record. You guys went fifteen minutes being awake without fighting. (laughs, amusing himself)
Grace- (trying to change subject) So when are we rehearsing with Tjaman?
Amauriel- (wanting to change subject) Later this week.
Ayn- What day, Amauriel? Or am I supposed to guess that too?
Amauriel- I know how bad you wanna fight and I refuse.
Ayn- You were gone awfully damn long yesterday.
Amauriel- I told you already I had to wait for a long time.
Ayn- Well you've been disappearing alot this week and I don't know where it is you go.
Amauriel- You just love the drama. Make a big scene in front of everyone. There are no Oscars to give this morning.
Ayn- Well, whatever you were doing, me and Grace went out too. Went to the Dez infact.
Amauriel- (with unsubtle sarcasm) Sorry I missed THAT!
Ayn- I had a great time infact. Ben was there. You know from #8.
Amauriel- (even more unsubtle sarcasm) Again I really wished I hadn't missed that.
Ayn- He was (looks at Grace) flirting with me infact. It felt good to know someone still cares.
Amauriel- He was probably studying your proportionate weight to see if you'd fit in his trunk.
Ayn- Sarcasm. Nothing but sarcasm from you. You have no grip on reality. (starts crying, goes off to room) I'm going back to bed.
Amauriel- I am not going in there and holding her hand today. She always does this when I dont wanna talk.
Grace- Well first of all, you don't have to be so goddamn smug. She just wants to do things with you again. None of us hang out anymore. It's all business. You got Elm over here who don't tell anyone when he's coming or going..
Elm- Well, I didn't know I had to get a permission slip, Mommy. Can I still breast feed? I could become insecure without it.
Grace- And you, Amauriel, you are just crouching in a shell and shutting us all out- especially Ayn! Ever since we all got into the mess that is Bundy Complex, this band is falling apart and me and Ayn seem to be the only people who even care.
Amauriel- I told you (raising voice) REHEARSAL IS LATER THIS WEEK!! (silence)
Elm- You guys should just toke up with me, man! Forget about all this shit..atleast for one morning. I'd like to have my Corn Pops with less dramatic milk. Is that too much to ask, man?
Grace- (wanting to laugh and trying not to) You're such an idiot, Elm.
Amauriel- I'll smoke with you. Fire it up.
Grace- (breaking anger) Sure. What the fuck? I will too. Let me go get Ayn.

***MEANWHILE Greta has a knock at her door. She comes from the kitchen, coffee in hand, in her bathrobe. She answers the door and sees Qb with flowers. She also notices Auntie and Nick arriving home.

Greta- (half awake, puts coffee down) QB, what have you got there?
QB- Well you cant be in that much shock, Greta. A gay postman carrying flowers? Really now.
Greta- Well you are at an all-girl apartment. (smiles)
QB- (after a pause) Oh dear, they may throw me out of the club yet.
Greta- (laughs) So who is after Em now?
QB- Actually, my dear Greta, they are for you.
Greta- For me? (has moment of realization) Oh no. (reads card) OH FUCK! Adam.
QB- Adam..now theres a name that turns me on.
Greta- FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
QB- It's been far too long, dear, and I'm afraid I'd be a bit rusty.
Greta- (calms) Oh, QB, the pizza boy wants me!
QB- Is that what you girls were doing last night?
Greta- Making a mistake. That is what we're doing.
QB- Strapping young lad that Adam was. Caught me at the corner and told me to give them to you.
Greta- Is he out there now?
QB- No, he left in his car.
Greta- The pizza delivery car?
QB- Yes, that one.
Greta- (clutches temples) Oh my god! What have I done?
QB- Do you need to talk, Greta?
Greta- Sure. You got a couple minutes?
QB- For my dearest Greta, I could do that.
Greta- How do you take your coffee?
QB- I'd actually prefer some tea if you have it.
Greta (pouring coffee) I dont. Can you pretend it is?
QB- With some of this AMERICAN coffee, it actually will not be very difficult.
Greta- (pouring coffee) Well, QB, we kind of seduced a pizza boy last night. And me, always being the one NOT expected to do so, decided to take the lead. Now it seems Adam is developing a crush. See, he was a (afraid to say, pause, then says) virgin!
QB- My! My! My! You naughty little minx.
Greta- I know. I feel terrible about it. (pause) But you know what's weird, QB, it is the most I have felt alive since moving here.
QB- Maybe there's a wildcat in there who knows why the caged bird sings.
Greta- (sighs) This bird just stumbles around waiting for the cat to eat it.
QB- I'm convinced my bird is a drag queen singing karaoke. That's why I'm locked up tighter than the 9/11 reports.
Greta- What am I going to do, QB?
QB- Do you like this pizza boy?
Greta- I have no idea really. All I know is that its wrong.
QB- What did his card say?
Greta- As if you didn't read it already.
QB- I'd like for you to blindly assume I wouldn't do such things.
Greta- (laughs) Well, in that case, he wants to take me out tonight.
QB- (after a pause of fake shock) Does this mean you're going steady now? (puts hand over mouth)
Greta- (shrugs whole body against couch) I am so fucked!

***COMMERCIAL***

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:59 am

Chapter 2

*Mark is working on his computer. He cuts the radio on What Would Happen by Meridith Brooks starts playing on the radio. Marcus comes into the room, shirtless.
Marcus- What are you looking at on the computer, Mark? Porn? (takes a drink of his margarita, some of it spills down his chest between his nipples) Let me see.
Mark- It's nothing.
Marcus- (comes over and sees picture of himself on Mark's computer) You got me on there. You like me, don't you Mark? Well, guess what?
Mark- What?
Marcus- I want you too. When I see your eyes wander down my body everyday, my only thought is how much I want to give it all to you. Every pocket. Every part.
Mark- (breathing heavy) I love when you wear those black jeans. You look so sexy in them. Every time I see them, I just want to rip them off of you and give your body some air. I want to lick down your body. I would start with kissing you deep and long. Then I would circle my tongue across your beautiful cheekbone, getting to your ear, sucking the lobe in my mouth and coming down your beautiful neck, circling to your nipples and sucking, biting, licking them and giving them all the pleasure they deserve to have and the pain. I would lick a trace down your stomach, to your bellybutton. I would undo your jeans and..
*Marcus starts unbuttoning his jeans and pulls his cock out.
Marcus- Come show me. No more stories. This is your moment, Mark. The one you've been waiting for for so long. Take the chance you never take with me.
Mark- (almost crying) OK. (He comes over and kisses Marcus deep and long, cups his hand over his cock) That feels so nice.
Marcus- It's all yours. Forever. I love you Mark. I always have.
*Mark kisses on Marcus's neck and licks across his cheekbone, going down his neck and to his nipples. He takes them in between his teeth with all the passion he has. Marcus looks down on him with the most loving look Mark has ever felt given to him. He traces down his stomach. He pinches himself and it feels like its really happening. Marcus moans under his breath. He goes down farther and kisses Marcus's cock. His hands roam all over Marcus's ass. He feels his knees trembling and the warmest feeling passes through his body as he ejaculates without touching himself. He presses his face to Marcus's body, savoring his smell, the one he smelled and longed for for so very long.
Mark- I love you, Marcus.
Marcus- (after a pause) I love you too, Mark. With all of my heart.

*Marcus opens Marks door, waking him up from his dream. Mark wakes up sweaty and with a pool of cum on his stomach, covers covering him up. Marcus is in the same black jeans as he was in in the dream.
Marcus- Sorry to wake ya, man. I know you wanted to take a nap. But I have to tell you something. It couldn't wait.
Mark- (looking up, wondering if his dream is about to come true) What is it, Marcus?
Marcus- (after a pause that seems longer in Mark's mind) I needed to ask you a big favor.
Mark- What do you need, Marcus? (still in hope)
Marcus- See, theres this chick, Rachel Bean, I have been wanting her for SO LONG! She is mad sexy.
Mark- (crushed) And.. (voice almost breaking)
Marcus- Well, she has plans to go out with her gay friend, Vik, who runs "Viks Stik" tonight and I wanted to go out with her tonight. She said if I could get you in a double date, she'd go out with me. Seems Vik has saw you at the club before and really wants you. So, how about it?
Mark- (recovering silently) I don't know.
Marcus- C'mon, Mark! (gives him pouty face and comes over and hugs him) Please!
Mark- (smelling Marcus's hair) OK. I guess so. Vik seems so dark for me though. I didn't think he'd be into me. (pause) I mean I have no piercings at all.
Marcus- Oh- he's into you alright. Rachel told me. You sir, could get laid tonight and SO COULD I!
Mark- I'm not looking for that.
Marcus- My man, dont think like that! Anything could happen on any given night. Dates are always a surprise.
Mark- (smiling) Alright.

***MEANWHILE Kaitlyn and Ashley are talking in her apartment.

Ashley- So, are you still a little freaked out about last night?
Kaitlyn- Not so much what I did. It's just I am new here and I have already set myself up for a reputation I'm afraid.
Ashley- (laughs) Kaitlyn, everyone here has a reputation of some sort. There may not be ANY truth to most of them, but we all do. What matters is doing whatever you wanna do. I have always been a spontaneous girl and that has always made me make rash decisions but I loved every minute of them....mostly. I think you're the coolest girl who's been in here for sometime. I like you even more than I liked Maia and she was amazing.
Kaitlyn- Maia? What was she like? Was she the girl who lived here before me?
Ashley- (realizing she said too much) Umm..yeah..Maia..She was an interesting gal. Very strong-willed and level-headed. No surprise she left, huh?
Kaitlyn- Why did she leave?
Ashley- She just got tired of living here. (more nervous) I think she was going to do some classes abroad. She was always wanting to finish her Masters.
Kaitlyn- What was she studying?
Ashley- (changing subject) I like to focus on the present. I was hoping me and you could go party tonight.
Kaitlyn- I got a long day tomorrow.
Ashley- What are you going to do?
Kaitlyn- (thinking) I got a job.
Ashley- I thought James said you were already working at a store..maybe a clothing store?
Kaitlyn- (taken) Oh, yes. THAT ONE! I quit. It definetly was not for me.
Ashley- (suspicious) Yes, clothing stores would not be for me either. So, what is your new job?
Kaitlyn- I will be doing independent sales.
Ashley- What will you be selling?
Kaitlyn- I think I like the idea of partying a little before I settle in. I hope I am not seeming too odd. I just like keeping a low profile, Ashley. The places I have been have taught me one thing and thats the fact that you have to be careful how much you let yourself out there in a new place.
Ashley- Oh, dont be silly. We've all been there!
Kaitlyn- So, what did you have in mind, Ash?
Ashley- I want to introduce you to..the Dez!
Kaitlyn- Is that the bar you were telling me about? (Ashley nods YES) Sounds like fun. Why don't we go shopping for something to wear..something new!
Ashley- Actually, funds are a bit tight this week.
Kaitlyn- Don't be silly. It's my treat. Infact, all of tonight is my treat.
Ashley- I couldn't let you do that.
Kaitlyn- No, I insist. What Kaitlyn wants Kaitlyn gets. Took my parents awhile to figure that out.
Ashley- Well, if you insist.
Kaitlyn- (puts shoes on, grabs car keys) Lets go shopping.
*As they leave out the door towards her car, JD is on the porch watching.
JD- (to self) Yep, they're fucking!

***MEANWHILE Glenn and Shawn are still talking and a couple of hours have passed.

Glenn- Shawn, this has been great. Unfortunately, I am going to have to get going soon. I just lost so much track of time talking to you. You are truly a fascinating man.
Shawn- I try.
Glenn- I was never as good with opening up so quickly. I don't know how you do it.
Shawn- It's nothing really. Get lonely enough and you'll talk to anyone.
Glenn- I really hate to rush off. If I wasn't so late..
Shawn- I am quite sorry if I kept you.
Glenn- No. Dont be. I had a blast. It made me forget about alot of things. And I'll tell you, today I wanted to forget.
Shawn- (stalling a little) I have to ask you something. And please don't decipher me incorrectly. I know you are with someone who is currently in here so I am not being presumptious- just friendly. (pause) I was wondering if you might wanna have a nightcap tonight?
Glenn- Umm (restrains at first to speak) I actually have alot of work to do.
Shawn- Quite alright. I understand.
Glenn- No-I didnt mean EVER. I just cant tonight is all.
Shawn- Well, let me give you my cell number. (takes a pen out of organizer and writes number down) Give me a ring sometime and we'll have that nightcap.
Glenn- Sounds great, Shawn! I had a wonderful time talking and I will never forget that gorilla story.
Shawn- Nor will I. (laughs)
Glenn- (laughs as well) Have a great day, Shawn. Nice to meet you.
Shawn- Nice to make your acquaintance as well, Glenn. If you'll excuse me, I must go tend to my sister. I know noone else will. (laughs)
Glenn- I bet she's glad she has you.

*Their eyes pass a knowing glance

***MEANWHILE Ryan is still on porch.

Kimmy- (coming outside with coffee) Are you gonna get ready sometime TODAY?
Ryan- I didn't know you were ready to go.
Kimmy- Hello Ryan? You know what today is?
Ryan- Sure. Sure I do.
Kimmy- It is our anniversary. I was hoping we would go out to eat somewhere. Like a normal fucking couple does it.
Ryan- (realizing he had forgotten completely) Of course I knew. I have a gift for you but I'll give it to you later.
Kimmy- What did you get me? I want it now.
Ryan- Well, it'd be better suited for later.
Kimmy- You can skip the romantic gestures, Ryan. I would like my present now.
Ryan- It's a really good surprise you know.
Kimmy- Well GOOD! Surprise me right now.
Ryan- (realizing he is caught) Umm..
Kimmy- (after a moment of his stuttering) Yeah. Thats what I thought. Your dumbass forgot, didn't it?
Ryan- I just hadn't got to it yet. I'm sorry, Kimmy.
Kimmy- Thats all you ever are! SORRY! Pathetic. You treat me so horribly, Ryan. I don't know why I am still with you.
Ryan- I am really sorry, Kimmy. I don't know what the problem is lately.
Kimmy- I'll tell you what your problem is, Ryan. You're a little baby. You're one big, gangly little baby sucking on my tits. And I will tell you this nipple is getting very tough and the milk is going sour. If you aren't careful you are going to lose me!
Ryan- Let's just go to the store and get what we need and have a little dinner here..together.
Kimmy- No, that's QUITE alright. I think I'll just go out and celebrate on my own. I think I've earned it since you fucking forgot it was our anniversary. It shows me just how much this relationship means to you. (like shes about to cry) I am so hurt by you, Ryan.
Ryan- (timidly) You are going out again?
Kimmy- (throws the coffee in his face) YES! How dare you? Go to hell for even suggesting what you are suggesting. (Goes over to the mailbox and gets A BLUE LETTER from Auntie)
Ryan- (realizing Garrett saw in the pool, puts his head down) Sorry Kimmy.
Kimmy- (walking back by him) You disgust me!

***MEANWHILE France and Lin are having ice cream on the couch talking.

Lin- Well I guess that was a good a place as any for it.
France- We had to get rid of it. You know why.
Lin- (holding same blue letter Kimmy had) I can't believe this bitch has the balls for this. I really thought James was going to leave us alone mostly.
France- I had it in my mind that as soon as he left, we could all start our lives over. I should've known better with that bastard. I still think he is the one that killed Maia.
Lin- We're still not sure she is dead, France.
France- Oh, you better believe she's dead. She's the only person who tried to do something about this.
Lin- I'd like to think she got out of here. I'm going to go on believing that until I know otherwise.
France- (with look of deep restraint) I guess you have a point, Lin. Gotta have some hope.
Lin- (looking at letter again) What do you think this is going to be about?
France- You KNOW what its gonna be about. It's going to be part two of this nightmare we're all stuck in.
Lin- I wonder what this Auntie is like.
France- If she is a friend of James, I can only imagine.
Lin- Well, I need to get drunk. Wanna go out? Or maybe you could check your messages on the profile and you may already have a date.
France- I dont intend on looking at that. I need a date like I need a Playgirl magazine.
Lin- We all need things to busy us. I know that's the only thing that allows me to get up in the morning.
France- You know that wasn't yur fault, Lin.
Lin- France, honey, that is definetly one thing I DONT want to talk about.
France- Ok. What could I do to make you feel better?
Lin- You want the truth.
France- Throw it at me.
Lin- You could check those messages. (France shrugs) I know when you're lonely just like any best friend would. I've heard you crying at night and it breaks my heart to pieces. I don't care what you say- you need someone, France. We all do. And Greta, no matter how you love her, is straight darling. And I dont want you getting hurt again. You are the only person in this world that can make me cry. So if you want your pal, Lin, to feel better, READ THE MESSAGES. Love might be just around the corner, sweetheart.
France- (after a moment) Alright.

***MEANWHILE Oba and Eugene are on the merry go round.

Eugene- So all that shit is really happening in your apartment complex.
Oba- It's a goddamn warzone, man.
Eugene- Sounds like you're getting a free ride though.
Oba- It takes alot of patience to work toward your goal.
Eugene- Sounds like you are well on your way, man. Wish I had an opening like that. I'd take it in a heartbeat.
Oba- Give me your number and I will work on it. I can get that woman to do anything. I could also use someone in the house to help me pull this off. Somedays, I think I'm gonna crazy. If it weren't for the sex Hailies gives me, I'd go nuts. She fucks all of us. She was an abandoned baby thrown in a trash can. Then she was put into foster homes where she was sexually abused for years and it fucked her up pretty bad. Now, sex is the only way she knows how to communicate with others. And all those motherfuckers use her for it. I relate to her because we were both trash can babies.
Eugene- Well, you're having sex with her too.
Oba- But I'm retarded. I can't have the conscience I want to have.
Eugene- Dude, your sitter is coming. (sees Wegie coming in the distance)
Oba- He's been fucking Jo. He is just as dirty as the rest of them. You should hear the reason he's in the apartment complex.
Eugene- (writes his number on a piece of paper and gives it to Oba) I hope you can help me, man. I gotta get away. I'm afraid I could hurt someone.
Oba- I'll work on it, Eugene. Nice to meet you man.
Wegie- (getting over to them) We gotta go, Oba. Tell your friend bye.
Oba- (ecstatically pointing at Eugene) FRIEND! FRIEND!
Wegie- Yes, I'm glad you made a friend.
Eugene- (acts sullen) I am glad I made friend. Nobody loves me.
Wegie- What's your name?
Eugene- Eugene.
Wegie- Are you here with your parents?
Eugene- They dropped me here for awhile. (drools on himself) They dont like me around much. (pulls his shirt up casually to reveal bloody cuts on arm) I dont get punished when I'm not there.
Wegie- Jesus, what happened to your arm, Eugene?
Jo- (thinking Eugene is attractive) Those scars are cool.
Oba- BLOODY! BLOODY! Eugene is bloody! (starts picking his ass and sniffing fingers)
Wegie- Oba, we have to go. Did you exchange numbers with Oba, Eugene?
Eugene- Yeah. I know he probably wont call me cause nobody calls me. But I tried.
Wegie- I promise Oba will call you buddy.
Oba- PHONE CALL! PHONE CALL!
Eugene- That would make me happy. If they'll let me answer the phone.
Wegie- (concerned) Do you need a ride home?
Eugene- I can't go home. I like going to movies. People love each other in the movies.
Oba- MOVIE! SUPERBAD! SUPERBAD!
Wegie- Well how about we give you a ride to the movies? I'll even pay for your ticket, how's that?
Eugene- You dont have to. (puts head down) I saved up some money to go a few more times.
Wegie- Well this one will be free.
Oba- FREE! FREE! (starts pulling down pants)
Wegie- (stopping him) OK, guys, we got to go!
Jo- Oba, you're such a fucking retard.
Oba- RETARD! (laughs uncontrollably)
*Wegie takes Oba by the hand and motions for Eugene to come along.

***MEANWHILE Lauryn is watching "Sleepless In Seattle", holding blue letter in her hand, crying and thinks she hears someone crying in Hailies room. She pauses the DVD and goes for Hailies room. She approaches the door calling her name. She opens the door, which isn't locked, and walks in to find Hailies riding Armaan and sucking off Alex.

Lauryn- What the hell!! (runs over toward them)
Armaan- You didnt lock the fucking door!
Hailies- (jumps off of Armaan) Oh shit.
Lauryn- What are you doing? Get your clothes on. All of you!
Hailies- I thought this was supposed to be my room, bitch!
Lauryn- Alex and Armaan, go to your room NOW!
Alex- I haven't even got off yet. What's your fucking problem? (Lauryn slaps Alex in the face)
Lauryn- (realizing what she done) Go to your room.
Armaan- No! We wont. We want to finish.
Lauryn- (tore up) Go to your room or I will call James right now!!
Alex- Fine! Fuck it. Let's go to our room Armaan.
Hailies- (getting emotional) Why couldn't you knock?
Lauryn- We have got to talk. (looks at Armaan and Alex) Go to your room and get your clothes on NOW!
Armaan- You only keep us because you have to. You don't give a shit about us.
Lauryn- We will talk about this after me and Hailies have talked. Go to your rooms!
*Alex and Armaan dress and leave the room in angry state.
Hailies- There, you have successfully embarassed me and abused Alex. What do you wanna do now?
Lauryn- Hailies, why did you do that?
Hailies- Because I wanted to.
Lauryn- You are all in a highly emotional state. (pause) I know you all feel alone and we're all hurting. This isn't the way to live your life, Hailies.
Hailies- You dont know anything, Lauryn. There is nothing wrong with me. You're the basketcase and you know it!
Lauryn- I know I haven't been holding it together as well as I could. (more distraught) Do you know how hard its been to hug James and pretend I care. Noone should be put in the position we all have. Now, today, I get a letter from Auntie- the new landlord. It's not over, Hailies. (hands her letter) Read this!

***MEANWHILE Garrett is swimming in the pool, he looks up toward JD's apartment and sees Hell watching him through the window. He winks at her. Camera moves inside to Hells apartment.
Hell- (to self) Oh my god! He saw me. Now he knows I'm looking. What do I do?
Liv- (coming up behind from where shes been watching her) Oh, looking out at that guy are you? That must be Garrett. Well, maybe I should ask him to come inside since JD and Angelito are gone.
Hell- Leave it alone, bitch!
Liv- Nah. I cant keep lovers apart. (storms out the door, Hell tries to chase her but she gets out the door first)
Hell- Fuck!
*Liv starts walking down the stairs and sees Nick outside working on the hedges. Nick gives her a stare. She looks freaked out for a moment and keeps walking, pretending to be alright. She makes her way for the pool. Garrett is watching her come.
Liv- (approaching Garrett) Hi there, big boy! Seems my friend, Hell, has been watching you out here. She told me about your meeting.
Garrett- (getting out of pool only in swim trunks, scratching himself) You'd be the girl who might have killed her parents.
Liv- (getting angry) Did she tell you about me?
Garrett- No! I knew who you both were before she ever met me. I think I freaked her out when I told her I knew.
Liv- How the fuck did you know?
Garrett- Lets just say I follow missing children cases pretty closely. Lets just say I've been there and done that.
Liv- Noone knows we're here!
Garrett- I do.
Liv- Does anyone you know know this?
Garrett- No they dont. I'm good at keeping secrets.
Liv- You fucking better. I killed my parents. I could kill again.
Garrett- We've ALL had our mishaps and misunderstandings.
Liv- Yes we have. I'd hate for there to be another. (flashes a knife in her pocket)
Garrett- Indeed. So what's Hell saying about me? (anxious, unaffected by Liv's threat)
Liv- (smiles) Maybe you could come over and ask her yourself.
Garrett- I did see JD and Angelito leaving. The thought had crossed my mind.
Liv- Well, come on up then. Unless you're afraid. (taps the pocket her knife is in)
Garrett- I'm not afraid of anything.
Liv- Neither am I. (looks him in the eyes) When my mother begged me not to slit her throat when I had her tied to the bed, I told her "You're right Mom, I can't. you are still my mother and I am sorry I scared you". I put on fake tears and everything. I walked over to her and pretended I was going to loosen the ropes. When she started to cry, thinking I had forgiven her for what she done, I put the kinfe to her throat, slashed it and told her to think of me spitting on her grave as she lost consciousness. I didn't feel anything then and I don't feel anything more now.
Garrett- (smiles) What did it feel like taking the life of the person who gave you yours?
Liv- Cleansing if you want to know the truth. That bitch didn't deserve to live. Alot of people don't.
Garrett- Right you are. I like to keep eyes in the back of my head. You and Hell have been forced to so you know where I'm coming from.
Liv- Hell is weak. She'll fall before I do.
Garrett- Hell is stronger than you think. And maybe you aren't as strong as you think. Surely, you know JD leaves you to be with other people all the time. As samrt as you are, you have to know that. He came over and took Hailies out once. Not that that is a hard piece of pie to eat. Just an easy one. How does that make you feel?
Liv- I'm not an idiot! I know what JD does. He is just confused. Soon he will realize I'm the one for him- one way or the other!
Garrett- If you're sure. (smiles)
Liv- You coming upstairs or not?
Garrett- Lead the way. (has a hard on through his trunks that is obvious) After you.
*Liv walks up with Garrett behind her. Nick is no longer there.

***MEANWHILE Auntie is inside talking to Sassy on the phone.
Sassy- (through phone) You are sure that was the right time. You might be jumping the gun.
Auntie- These people have been acting a little too free for my tastes. Time they know what's going on here.
Sassy- (on phone) You're such a wicked bitch. (laughs) Hows your gimp?
Auntie- Which one? (cackles as Nick comes through door) Ahh, he's still chained up. Stabbed Nick last night. Had to take his ass to the hopsital. The gimp got out but I took care of that. Now I have to go pay cocksucker a visit.
Sassy- How long you keeping that man tied up?
Auntie- Until I get my money. When I get my money, I'll pretend I'm giving him back and you'll have two new bodies for the furnace.
Sassy- Getting a body count there, sis.
Auntie- Maybe one day I'll reach the number of cunts you've rolled your face in.
Sassy- Oh. Well how about all the cocks you've choked yourself on?
Auntie- Speaking of that, Nick is back and Auntie needs some nooky before she goes to visit Glenn.
Sassy- Poor Man. I actually feel sorry for him having to water your garden.
Auntie- Bitch, please! Can you come over tonight and watch the gimp?
Sassy- Hell no. I am hoping I got plans tonight. One thing I do know is I aint coming to your house.
Auntie- You never have plans!
Sassy- Well I'll find some. Have someone else do your bidding tonight.
Auntie- You're such a bitch.
Sassy- That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Auntie- No, thats the bitch calling the rugmuncher like she sees her.
Sassy- Go to hell, Cryptkeeper.
Auntie- Are you kidding? And spend an eternity where you'll be. No thanks.
*They both laugh.
Sassy- Like it or not we're stuck together, bitch! Love ya sis.
*Auntie hangs up.
Nick- Who's that girl in JD's apartment?
Auntie- What girl?

***COMMERCIAL***

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:59 am

Chapter 3

*In Greta's apartment, her phone rings.

Greta- (answering) Hello.
Adam- (on other end) Greta, Hi. It's Adam.
Greta- Adam, you sent me flowers today.
Adam- I know. I couldn't help it. You seemed so upset last night. I wanted to comfort you but you wouldn't let me.
Greta- You dont know me from Adam. (stops and realizes how funny what she said was) We were just having fun last night.
Adam- The fun was with the others. But me and you had a connection, Greta. I could feel it in our kiss.
Greta- Adam, last night was only fun. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Adam- No. Dont say that. Let me see you again. Just one time. I'll show you that isn't so.
Greta- I gotta go Adam.
Adam- I left my address in your living room cabinet. You should go find it and come see me.
Greta- Adam, dont call here again.
Adam- Greta, give me a chance. When you came over and kissed me and I looked into your eyes, they were the loneliest eyes I have ever seen. I could see so many built tears behind them. I wanted to reach out and wipe them all away with nothing but the love in my heart. I felt it when I first looked at you. I will never feel it this way again. Please come and see me.
Greta- (taken aback) I gotta go Adam. (hangs up, cuts ringer off)
*We see Grace is in her apartment, very high.
Grace- Who was that?
Greta- Nobody. So you're telling me you haven't seen Em either?
Grace- No. She hasn't talked to me in awhile. And I haven't seen her at "The Dez" lately.
Greta- She always leaves me a note when she goes. It's very unlike her to not tell me where she is going.
Grace- Well, I dont know what to tell you. All's I know is I am high as a kite and I need to lay down.
Greta- Well, if you go out and see her later, PLEASE tell her to call me.
Grace- Why dont you ever come to the bar with her?
Greta- I dont know.
Grace- I never see you go anywhere, Greta. You seem to live a lonely life.
Greta- Thanks for coming over Grace. Dont worry about me. I am just fine.
Grace- (getting up to leave) If I hear anything, I will let you know. (Lets herself out, but before she shuts door) It'd be nice to see you out sometime. You need something besides this prison.
Greta- Bye Grace! (Grace shuts door)
*Greta stares at the living room cabinet.

***MEANWHILE Ayn knocks on Ben's door and notices Grace going back to the apartment. Ben answers the door, looking surprised.

Ayn- Hey, Ben! Sorry to bother you. You kinda left us hanging the other night at the bar. I was just coming over to see if you had any sugar. We're all out. I'll buy you some back later. I am just far too high to go anywhere. (She notices blue letter on his coffeetable) I see you got a letter too. Can I come in?
Ben- Why not? Come on in, Ayn.
Ayn- (steps in, shutting door behind him) So what made you go off on that guy the other night? You kinda scared us all a little bit.
Ben- I lost my temper. I apologized for it.
Ayn- I thought you were gonna strangle that guy to death.
Ben- (looking spaced) So did I.
Ayn- It's never good to let things build. It's like setting out dominoes. You can spend so long building a pattern with them. One little slip and they all come crashing down.
Ben- I hate dominoes.
Ayn- Well. (uncomfortable pause) So what did you think of that letter?
Ben- It was rather surprising. I thought James was going to leave us alone for awhile.
Ayn- (quickly) So did I.
Ben- The most enjoyable part of life is the surprises. Without them, everything would be gray and desolate.
Ayn- What did James say to you before he left? Anything?
Ben- Not very much. Then again, most people dont say much to me.
Ayn- (noticing all the cleaning products in the room) Been cleaning I see.
Ben- Things have gotten pretty dirty lately. When the dirt piles up, you have no choice but to wash it clean.
Ayn- Around here, we'll never get all the dirty things clean.
Ben- I'd like to think we will.
Ayn- I don't know anymore. I prefer living in denial. It makes things easier. (gets uncomfortable) I really miss Maia.
Ben- I didn't know her like you did.
Ayn- She was the last person here to inspire me. However, it seems everytime I get inspiration, it dies ever so slowly and painfully.
Ben- Inspiration is relative from where I am standing.
Ayn- (distraught) But you're sitting Ben.
Ben- You asked for some sugar.
Ayn- (misty eyed) Yes.
Ben- I have got some. There's no need to pay me back. (heads for kitchen)
Ayn- So how are things with the Hila girl? I have heard you've spent alot of time together.
Ben- It isn't of any importance.
Ayn- Not trying to intrude. Just asking is all.
Ben- Our relationships are no longer each others business, Ayn.
Ayn- I know. You realize why I had to break it off, Ben. Amauriel was starting to suspect something and I can't have that.
Ben- That is water under the bridge. Has he stopped seeing his fling?
Ayn- I don't really know. It's better I don't care. If we all have to live together, that's the best way. It will pass. I do find myself yelling at him more than usual. I think it's just me acting my emotions out. All I can do really to make myself feel any better.
Ben- You worry too much. I pity that about you.
Ayn- Well, dont pity me Ben. I'm a big girl and I hate fucking pity.
Ben- I don't appreciate emotions in my house.
Ayn- (getting angry) Don't I know it, Ben! Why the hell am I even trying to talk to you? Discussing life with a satanist is like beating a ball against a wall.
Ben- (stern) I am not a satanist!! Satan is of no interest to me.
Ayn- Wait a minute. I thought you didn't like emotions. You could've fooled me. You were going to kill that guy! You have serious problems Ben. You need help. (gets up to leave as Ben comes closer.)
Ben- (backing her toward the wall as Ayn's eyes raise) Listen here, Ayn and listen well. I dont appreciate my advice falling on deaf ears so you listen and listen GOOD! You fucked me because you thought I was dangerous. You fucked me again and again to feel something in your wasted void of a life with a man who is with you for convenience and nothing more! I am not your daddy and I am not your friend. I have no time or inclination to listen to people like you. You let your life get clouded over with emotion and this is the reason you will perish before people like me. This isn't the world you're living in. (Ayn eyes raise in terror) This is purgatory and you will not survive it in this condition. And the more pathetic people like you I let invade my life, the less chance I have of surviving. (voice getting louder and louder, hands extending outward) So take your emotions and take this fucking sugar (places it in her hand forcefully) and get the hell out of my house before I have to remove you from it. If you ever wanna fuck again, get rid of this bullshit aura you have and accept the fact you like bad boys and not self-loathing songwriters who will go nowhere but the Hell they are building around themselves and taking all the castaways with them. Cause I dont know about you little girl but when I enter Hell, I plan on being someone that the goddamn devil fears more than himself. SO GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! No pussy is worth this! (pushes her against the door)
Ayn- (crying, she opens the door) I pity you! (closes door)
*Ben calms down and sits down in his chair and starts whittling wood.

***MEANWHILE France goes onto the computer and checks her messages. There are three. She looks at the one labeled "Why the fuck am I doing this?".
She reads message- "Ever do something like this and get pissed at yourself for doing so? I never do this but I must admit It would be nice to have someone to share the hell that is my life with. I liked your profile and I have to admit you're damn sexy. You dont seem to have qualms about anything from what I've read. I dont plan on telling you Im some easy girl to deal with because that would surely be a lie. I may be hard in appearance but I want the same things you do. The world is a dead place so any life that comes into it can be comforting. If you wanna call me, I've left my number in this attachment. I am free most any day sadly enough and I could use a call. Even if its a call to tell me you dont give a shit either way, atleast call. Do me that courteousy. I took a chance writing you so take a chance calling me. That's all I got."
*France sighs. Phi jumps up in her lap, wanting to be petted. She strokes Phi's fur and looks at the message again. After a moment, she picks up her cell phone and starts dialing the number. Phi scratches her and jumps down.
France- Jesus, Phi! I'll feed you in a minute. (she dials number)

***MEANWHILE Wegie arrives home. Oba goes running off to his room as does Jo. Lauryn is on the couch, looking as if shes been crying.

Wegie- Lauryn, are you alright?
Lauryn- No, Wegie, I'm not.
Wegie- What's wrong, sis?
Lauryn- SO much, little brother. We have a problem. Actually two problems. One is this letter (hands it to Wegie) and the other is Hailies is having sex with Alex and Armaan. I think we need to separate them. I fear what could happen if we don't. Hailies has not been using birth control either. I told them they had to stay in their room the rest of the night. I think we have to take one or two of them back to the agency. This isn't good.
Wegie- What about James?
Lauryn- Well, only three of them know about that and James made sure of that. Hailies is one of those people. Alex and Armaan do not know.
Wegie- Are you saying we should get rid of them?
Lauryn- You make it sound so repulsive, Wegie. They just need a better home. Things are too unstable here. I am starting to think we should only keep the three of them.
Wegie- Hailies, Oba and Garrett? What about Jo? She didn't do anything.
Lauryn- Hailies told me she has been having sex with Angelito in #9.
Wegie- (angered) Hmmm
Lauryn- I think we have to for their own good. And for my sanity's good.
Wegie- You probably wont like what I have to tell you then. Oba made a friend at the park. We took him to the movies. His name is Eugene. His parents have been abusing him and he is slow like Oba. Oba didn't want him to go. He cried all the way home. I wanted to try and get custody of him and call protective services on his parents. However, he said he turned 18 already and his parents want him to go but he has nowhere to go.
Lauryn- Oh no, Wegie. We can't. (starts to cry again)
Wegie- I cant help it. My heart went out to him. And Jo- she actually already confessed she had been having sex with Angelito to me today, which I was going to tell you about. She apologized and said it wouldn't happen again.
Lauryn- Maybe you should read that letter before you get ideas in your head. (There is a knock at the door.) Just read it and I will get the door.
Wegie- Alright. (Begins reading)
*Lauryn walks over and Ryan is at the door with Harley Quinn.
Lauryn- Hi, Ryan. Tonight is not the best night, hun.
Ryan- She is already asleep. Could you just for a little while, Lauryn. (looks like hes been crying) I have to get out of here if just for a few minutes. Kimmy stormed off again to go drinking. I kind of forgot it was our anniversary.
Lauryn- (empathetic) Gee, I wonder why. She doesn't treat you like a wife should. (sees a burn on his face) What happened to your face?
Ryan- She threw hot coffee on me. (Starts to cry with no expression on his face)
Lauryn - (after hesitation) Ok, Ryan. (hugs him) Dont go drinking though. Why dont you stay here with us?
Ryan- I'm not going to drink. I just want to go for a walk. That's all. I can't be here.
Lauryn- Alright, Ryan. I'll watch her. Take all the time you need. (takes Harley Quinn and hugs Ryan again) I love you, Ryan. Do you know that?
Ryan- I love you too, Lauryn. Thank you. (he walks off, head down)
*She shuts door, sets Harley Quinn's car seat on the couch, she looks at Wegie who is done with letter.
Lauryn- So do you still want to expose another child to this place, Wegie?
Wegie- Lauryn, they're teenagers.
Lauryn- To me, they're not.
Wegie- I really think we should give it a chance. And I dont think Jo should go anywhere.
Lauryn- Wegie, I can't keep this up! I am going to lose it and fast.
Wegie- Alex and Armaan would be two less.
Lauryn- No. One less if this other boy comes here.
Wegie- I will help more. I will do more. I wont go away anymore.
Lauryn- If you really want this boy to come here, Jo has to leave us. I am doing them a disservice Wegie. I am not the caregiver I thought I could be. And we dont know what's coming next with this Auntie woman.
Wegie- We can do it, Lauryn. Please trust me! Eugene would only be here temporarily. Would I ever lie to you, sis?
Lauryn- (crying again) Oh, god. OK, Wegie. temporary. Can you please talk to Alex and Armaan. I have already called the agency. I will just tell them Jo is staying. I dont have the emotional mindset to handle this right now. Please tell them for me and break it gently and explain that they are going to a better place anyway.
Wegie- (hugs her) You wont regret this Lauryn. Everything is going to be alright. I promise. (kisses her forehead)
Lauryn- Just keep telling me that. I feel like nothing but a failure right now.
Wegie- (looks at her endearingly) You are ANYTHING but a failure!
Lauryn- Maybe I should go in there too. I have to face this. It's gonna be tough but I have to face this.
*Wegie takes her hand and pulls her up. They head off to Alex and Armaans room.

***MEANWHILE Liv, Hell and Garrett are in the kitchen eating.

Garrett- I guess I have been avoiding the subject but why did you leave me the other day? Were you too afraid?
Hell- You freaked me out, Garrett. Both times I have seen you I've freaked out.
Liv- You're a freak anyway, Helen!
Garrett- I personally dont think this room is freakless. We're all a little unstable. That's why I feel right at home.
Hell- I just hope JD and Angelito dont come home.
Liv- They're GONE, Hell. DO you think they even care what we're doing? How much have they been home? ALMOST NONE! He gets back long enough to sleep with one of us and thats all.
Hell- I hate this life.
Garrett- That's what I'm here for. You look like a girl who needs to be calmer. I can calm all that pain for you, Hell. Much better than he can!
Liv- (competitively) What do you see in her anyway?
Hell- (in quick retort) Less experience maybe?
Liv- Fuck you, Helen.
Garrett- Girls, Girls. Lets be civil. The only reason you are fighting is over some guy. Some guy who doesn't deserve either one of you. He has you wrapped around his finger. Don't let him. Believe me he isn't anxious to throw you out. He is standing in cement and he knows it. He already let you in. He cant let you out unless you want to go. He has just as much at stake. If not more. I mean he's got a runaway and a murderer here.
Liv- (punching Garretts arm suggestively) That was never proved. I didnt kill them!
Garrett- (suggestively) In his eyes, you did.
Hell- Garretts right. We should remember that we have some power here too.
Garrett- Exactly. You need to show him he is not the only boss around here.
Hell- I agree.
Liv- Hell is crazy about him. Has she told you that?
Hell- Shut up Liv.
Liv- Just today she was talking about how much she loved him.
Hell- Shut up, bitch. I did not.
Liv- Oh yes you did. She has cried herself to sleep over him MANY times. She is already in love with someone, Garrett. You don't have a chance.
Hell- You don't have any idea what you are talking about, Liv!
Liv- Really now? (walks over to her and pulls up her sleeves) Look at this Garrett. This came one night she thought JD loved me more. She couldn't even cut the right way she's so pathetic.
Hell- (begins to cry) Fuck you Liv! You are so ugly. Inside and out. You'll never have a friend or anyone who cares. Because you are impossible to give a shit about. JD fucks you because its all you are good for. And I am not in love with him! And my wrists are none of your concern, Liv. SO get away from me before I rip your small heart out of your chest and stuff it down your fat mouth!!
Liv- (laughs) IDLE THREATS! Just like your lame suicide attempt. You are a spineless little girl, Helen and people are nice to you so they dont have to feel guilty for your next possible lame attention plea. You are beneath me!
Hell- Fuck YOU!
Garrett- That was uncalled for Liv. Me and Hell will be in her room. (takes hells hand and walks off toward her bedroom)
Liv- Whatever! Go butter her up. Eventually she'll open up those knobby knees for you. Fuck both of you!
*Garrett takes her into her room. Liv takes a glass and breaks it across the counter and screams a moment. Then she goes to cleaning it up.

***MEANWHILE Wout goes into "The Dez". We see Lin is there but he doesnt know Lin. We see Jim is drinking there again. Wout sits down at the bar. Dezzie approaches her. We see Kaitlyn and Ashley playing pool. We also see Hila at a table by herself.

Dezzie- Hey, Wout, honey. What could Dezzie get ya tonight?
Wout- Gin and tonic. Alot of them.
Dezzie- Wow. You barely touch the liquor Wout. What's wrong, honey?
Wout- (about to cry) I am such a fool Dez.
Dezzie- Honey, you are many wonderful things but I know you are no fool.
Wout- I'm with a guy who is cheating on me and I know it. I am so cursed.
Dezzie- Don't say that.
Wout- I am, Dezzie. I always make ths huge mistake of thinking I can change someone or save someone. I know what JD has been doing and I can't bring myself to let it stop me from caring. There's so much good in him, Dez, and its like he tries desperately to kill it all away. Anytime he shows me that real person inside, you can see it in his eyes. There's a war going on in there. He is trying not to care about me. Trying so hard. And the more he tries, the deeper I fall. And I know that eventually I am going to be hurt. And I am so in love with him already, the thought of it ending terrifies me. What am I going to do? Why am I so fucked up? I just have to solve every puzzle I come across. I cant help myself.
Dezzie- Oh, Wout. (pours the drink) I guess you do need this liquor tonight. I don't know much, Wout, but from what I know of you, I do know that you are the classiest person who walks through these doors. I know there are relationships that could bring you all the happiness you could ever want. But, knowing human nature as I do, you wont quit on this asshole. If you think its worth it, go right ahead and try. But protect yourself. You just told me what could be wrong about all of this and keep that in mind.
Wout- Oh believe me I do. It's all I've been able to think about today. It's all I'll be able to think about the rest of tonight. That's why I need you to keep them coming.
Dezzie- I will do what I can. Just know your limit, hun. You're a smart guy and stop when you know you need to. I gotta tend to my customers. (kisses Wouts hand)
*DJ Shivkala turns the mic on.
Shivkala- Hey, Dez fans. It is karaoke night here at the Dez. I hope you guys are ready to give those pipes a leak. Your buddy Shiv is feeling naughty tonight.
*Ben walks in and Hila takes notice. So does Lin, Kaitlyn and Ashley.
Jim- (paying his tab) I gotta go, Dez. Nice to see you tonight. I think I wanna leave. (Dez looks worried)
Shivkala- First up tonight is Hila. Give it up for Hila.
*Hila walks up as music begins. She does Sour Times by Portishead
To pretend no one can find
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes (licks mic)
Curtises that I despise in me
Take a ride, take a shot now

Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do (stares at ben)

Covered by the blind belief
That fantasies of sinful screens
Bear the facts, assume the dye
End the vows no need to lie, enjoy
Take a ride, take a shot now (makes hands like a gun shooting)

Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do (stares at Ben..Ben watches her intently, drinking)

Who oo am I, what and why
Cos all I have left is my memories of yesterday
Ohh these sour times

Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do (she is looking very aroused)

After time the bitter taste
Of innocence decent or race
Scattered seeds, buried lives
Mysteries of our disguise revolve
Circumstance will decide ....

Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do (Blows a kiss at Ben)

Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you
Nobody loves.. me
Its true
Not, like, you.. do (a single tear slides down her cheek)
*When song is over, she runs to Ben. Some people clap for her performance. Dez looks very sad.

***MEANWHILE Kimmy and Elm are fucking in the backseat of his car. Kimmy gets off and moves off of him.

Elm- Did you like that baby?
Kimmy- Yes. Yes I did. Noone has ever pleased me like you have.
Elm- (smirks) I try, baby, I try. (packs a bowl for them)
Kimmy- God, I needed that. I have been so fucking angry all day long.
Elm- (still smirking) I could definetly tell that.
Kimmy- (half-laughs) I bet you could. (changes tone) Do you know what today is?
Elm- A pretty good one I'll say.
Kimmy- It's my anniversary with Ryan.
Elm- I thought you guys weren't really married.
Kimmy- People think we are. Actually, both of us decided a long time ago to have our own ceremony. He was romantic then. He took me to a parkway where he lived and on a cliff, we said vows to each other, exchanged rings and we became married in our eyes. I'm not sure when he stopped caring but I did soon after that. Then came Cliff. Then came Tobias. Then came you. And then I was cumming like I never had before. (laughs)
Elm- (hits the bowl, then hands it to her) This is some good shit. Have some of this.
Kimmy- (after hitting it) I wish I could remember who I am. I had all these specific ideas of what I would do after I got out of high school but somewhere along the way I forgot what those things were. What did you wanna do?
Elm- Be in a band, man. Thats all I know. If I didn't have music and pussy, I wouldn't want to live.
Kimmy- What made you want to play music?
Elm- Lets just say I was never good with words. When I play my guitar, I do all the expressing I need to. People hear me through that guitar. I don't have to re-explain anything. It is just understood. (Hits bowl again)
Kimmy- Well I will say you have other talents as well. (grabs his crotch)
Elm- I know. So do you, baby.
*Kimmy kisses him and then he shotguns her a hit
Elm- Well, Happy Anniversary, Kimberly.
Kimmy- (looks at him lovingly) Thank you. (Kisses him again)

***MEANWHILE JD and Angelito arrive at Vik's Stik with Natasja.
Natasja- Vik's fucking Stik! I am so glad you invited me out tonight. This is going to be so much fun.
JD- So you say her shift will be over in ten minutes, right?
Natasja- Yeah, she's a hot piece of ass. I promise. And she's a virgin. I love a good challenge.
Angelito- It'd be nice to have another virgin. (looks at JD) and you know I'll get her first.
JD- My silly latino friend, you'll be playing all by yourself tonight.
Natasja- Speak for yourselves, boys. I don't go after women often but when I do, they are powerless against my suggestions.
JD- No matter how hot that would be, I am still going to kick both of your asses and sweep the floor with you. (flicks tongue out at Natasja)
Natasja-(sucks on his tongue as JD's pulse raises) You'e going to be the little piggy who has none, Juan!
JD- We shall see, Natty. We shall see.
Angelito- What is this girls name again?
Natasja- Her name is Natalia. She is drop dead gorgeous.
Angelito- You are drop dead gorgeous.
Natasja- Well she's the next best thing..besides me.
JD- I've had better.
Natasja- Oh fuck you, twinkie dick.
Angelito- Penis envy is one of JD's weaknesses.
JD- And premature ejaculation is one of Angelitos.
Angelito- Chupa mi verga, Sarmientos!
Natasja- Boys, boys! Don't be defeated yet. I want to enjoy the feeling when I beat you both.
JD- Isn't that what a slut does? Beat off more than she can handle at once.
Natasja- Sour grapes already and I haven't even won yet.
Angelito- The deal is the first to fuck her wins. Now what are the prizes we win?
JD- We already made that deal. We put the odds on slips of paper and put them in that pot box. We can only open them when the contest is over.
Angelito- No hint what I'm going to win!
Natasja- (laughs) I'm going to love crushing your souls tonight and eating that virgin pussy. I'll break that hymen with my box of toys just as your balls break from my delicious punch.
JD- Well, lets go. May the best whore win!
*They all shake hands. They enter the bar, pay their fee and walk in. Natasja points out Natalia who looks to be finishing her shift soon as shes counting her drawer.
JD- Oh yes. This will be lots of fun.
Natasja- Yes, it most certainly will.

***MEANWHILE Glenn pulls into his driveway and sees Auntie at his door. He gets out of car slowly, very nervous.

Auntie- Well, hey there stranger, fancy meeting you here!
Glenn- I'm sorry Auntie. I just couldn't be around him any longer.
Auntie- Why don't we go inside and talk about it?
Glenn- (nervous) Alright then!
*They go inside, Glenn shaking like a leaf.
Auntie- (as soon as door shuts) WHAT THE FLIPPIN FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Glenn- I wanted to go see Billy.
Auntie- Yes, I heard. That fish witch nurse heard every fucking thing you said. (slaps him across the face) You are one fuck-up I don't think I can afford anymore. (pulls out a gun) You've disappointed me Glenn for the last time!
Glenn- Auntie, dont be crazy. I just made a simple mistake. That's all. Isn't everything still alright?
Auntie- No, Glenn. I don't think it is. It seems you've been feeling very desperate as of late. You know with your boyfriend in a coma and all. (backs him through dark house) You have been at your wits end. Its a shame noone saw your suicide coming. I could see your cry for help and I wish I could have done something. The only goddamn problem is I dont know you. I never did! So I couldn't prevent this pathetic suicide of yours.
Glenn- (slips on floor to the ground and starts begging) I won't fuck up anymore, Auntie! I am not ready to leave this world yet. (Auntie cocks gun) Theres so much I want to do, Auntie. Just let me keep doing things for you. Anything you want. Honest! Say the word and I will do it. Please dont kill me!
Auntie- (aiming at him) No. It's a shame really. We could've remained close friends. Now it seems you must die and visit my sisters big furnace in the sky. And guess what I'm gonna do after.
Glenn- (crying) No..No..you wouldn't.
Auntie- Oh, yes I would. One phone call and your boyfriend will mysteriously stop breathing. Such a shame. He dies the same night you kill yourself. People will say its poetry. (pause) Well they would if you had any friends that is. But no- you betrayed your only friend. (points it at his head)
Glenn- (pees himself) NO! Just do it Auntie. You obviously dont wanna give me another chance. Just do it. But do it fast. I don't care anymore.
Auntie- My pleasure! (she points, hand on the trigger, and then FIRES..a blank)
*Glenn is astounded.
Auntie- (blows on the top) BANG! BANG! I'm not going to kill you cocksucker. I just wanted you to know what's going to happen if you fuck with me ever again. Just do what I tell you to do or you and your boyfriend will be DEAD! Do you understand?
*Glenn is still shaken.
Auntie- (grabbing him by the collar and shaking) DO YOU UNDERSTAND, motherfucker??
Glenn- Yes, Auntie. It won't happen again. I promise!
Auntie- Now, that's what I like to hear. (puts gun away) If Auntie is happy, everyones happy.

***MEANWHILE Greta heads over to France's, who is leaving.

Greta- France, sorry to bother you. Have you heard anything from Em? She hasn't called me or been here all day. I am really worried.
France- Can't say I have, Greta.
Greta- She didn't even make her bed. She isn't answering her cell either. I am very worried. I don't know what to do.
France- If I see her, I will let you know. Em was pretty wasted last night. She might have just needed to get away today.
Greta- But she always calls me. Always.
France- (hugs her) I'm sure everythings alright.
Greta- Where are you going anyway?
France- I..(dont want to tell her she has a date) I am going to meet Lin at the bar. She is too drunk to drive home. Always taking care of that one I am.
Greta- Well, have fun. If you see her, let me know.
France- I will, Greta. (touches her) You know I care alot about you, don't you?
Greta- I know. Have a good time France.
*They hug. Greta walks nervously back to the house.

***COMMERCIAL***

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:00 am

Chapter 4

*Scene opens with Mark, Marcus, Rachel and Vik sitting down for dinner at "The Cavort".

Marcus- Rachel, I have to tell you again how lovely you look tonight.
Rachel- Thanks, Marcus. I think this is the third time you've told me already. Nevertheless, I appreciate it. (winks at him)
Marcus- Well you, Rachel, are a woman who could never be told enough times how ravishing she looks tonight.
Vik- (to Mark) So how you have been since I saw you last? You hightailed it out of the club pretty fast.
Mark- I guess I just wasn't having the best time that night.
Vik- You shoulda told me. I'd have given you free drinks. It is my club after all.
Mark- I just wasn't feeling the club that night. I think I am approaching a time in my life where I am tired of clubs, you know? To me, they just feel like one big troff where all these medieval pigs come to feast on the slop.
Vik- Ouch! Is my club that bad?
Mark- It is not really your club per say. I just mean clubs in general. It just isn't my scene anymore. Too many cokeheads and juiceheads and I told myself a long time ago I wanted someone real. (glances at Marcus whose eyes are locked on Rachels as they talk)
Vik- Well, I can definetly promise you I am not a juicehead nor am I cokehead. (pause) Heroin only.
*Mark does not react.
Vik- Just a joke. I was never into drugs. I tried shrooms one time and went to a Rocky Horror live show dressed as Magenta and lets just say I threw up on Dr. Scott after feeling him up. Not pretty.
Mark- (unenthused) Sounds like a bad night.
Vik- Yeah, but the wheelchair was sexy. (Mark is distracted) Oh and by the way, I am going to blow this whole place up with a bomb in ten seconds. 10, 9, 8
Mark- (watching Marcus) That's nice.
Vik- (laughs, clicks fingers in front of Marks face) Hey! Where are you, Mark?
Mark- I'm sorry. What was the question?
Rachel- (to Marcus) So I finally give in to your date advances and I must say Im pretty impressed. "The Cavort" is not easy to get into. Anyway, Marcus, are you still pursuing your writing?
Marcus- Yes. All that I have time to anyway. Between my reviews for the paper and life in general, you just have to use the time you get free and use it wisely. Like I am tonight. (looks at her)
Rachel- Just so you know, Marcus, I do know of your reputation.
Marcus- (faking shock) Reputation? What reputation?
Rachel- I am just letting you know that no matter how charming you are tonight, I have no intentions of sleeping with you.
Marcus- I was not going to suggest that.
Rachel- Sure! Just like I am sure you haven't been eyeing my boobs since we sat down through the corner of your left eye. (Marcus gets that "deer in headlights" look) And just so you know they are real..all mine. Probably the only ones in this restaurant that are not silicone. (laughs)
Marcus- Well, Rachel, I am a guy and I guess that's my only excuse. Tell me you didn't wear that dress to accentuate your assets and I will apologize on bended knee.
Rachel- Ok. You got me on that one. But I was hoping you'd stare at my eyes as well. They are another of my famous things I have two of, you know?
Vik- Where are you Mark? If you didn't want to come tonight, you should've just backed out.
Mark- (coming to) I'm sorry, what?
Vik- Do you know how embrassing it feels to talk to a brick wall?
Mark- I really apologize (Rachel notices there is trouble) Vik. I guess I'm a little distracted.
Vik- (looking at Marcus) Yes, I've noticed. Funny how we all distract ourselves with things we cannot have? It looks like I have done it again infact.
Mark- OK. Lets start over. Me and you..a conversation and me paying attention.
Vik- (calming down slightly) You know. I spent an hour picking out this shirt tonight.
Mark- And it looks great on you. Really it does.
Vik- I have no idea why I developed a crush on you. I should've known you wouldn't be into me. You seem like a more preppy guy anyway. We all know I am far from preppy.
Mark- I swear it isn't you, Vik. I am just feeling a little under the weather. Can you cut me a little slack?
Vik- This is what our conversation represents now- me cutting you slack and you paying attention. (smiles)
Mark- Why did you like me anyway? I'm not all that.
Vik- Are you kidding? Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are on fire, my man. When I first saw you ordering drinks that night, I turned to Tina and said "Tina, I think my soulmate just ordered a sex on the beach". It was something about the way you moved yourself. You have a confident hand, directing your words and a confident mouth speaking them. And yet I could see a young boys heart searching desperately for approval of the way he looked just begging to pop out of that Armani shirt. It didn't take no time at all to figure that out and my heart was beating a mile a minute. (pause, wishing he hadn't said so much already) And thats when I walked over and asked you and your friend, Ashley, if everything was alright. You said "yes", not even looking at me. However, since I was the owner of the bar you were in, my spies were everywhere and I had one of them get your name for me. If you remember, he's also the one who asked you what your favorite band was. (laughs) That was my doing. And do you remember what you answered?
Mark- (touched) Yes. Panic at the Disco.
Vik-Exactly. So you were telling him the truth. That's great.
Mark- Thank you, Vik.
Vik- For what?
Mark- That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Vik- Well thats a shame. If you were my boyfriend, I'd say nice things to you all the time. (raises eyebrows) And do nice things for you everyday. But there would be one catch though. (teasingly looks)
Mark- What would that be?
Vik- I am a crazy freak who needs to elate his freaky craziness upon the world. Keeps me grounded.
Mark- (looks at Marcus again) That's not a bad catch at all.

***MEANWHILE Nick is looking after the Man In Bandages. He is reading a porno story to him from "Penthouse Forum".

Nick- (reading) And I said to her "I have never seen a snatch that creamy. All those hot juices that erupt from your body make my dick rise like a shuttle to the moon. She came over to me, her hips speaking to mine in that body language of fuck, and grabbed my 9 1/2 inch pole. She said "I need something creamy in my mouth to go with my pussy". I said "Suck my sausage, baby". She got on her knees, her red crotchless panties showing me her sweet pussy through the mirror behind us. She took my rod into her mouth and swallowed it whole. Her lips were full and she slid them along my shaft like a corn on the..

Man In Bandages- Excuse me.
Nick- You don't get to talk. (louder) YOU STABBED ME! And it hurt.
Man In Bandages- So sorry is all I wanted to say.
Nick- Yeah, you better be Band Aid Face. It won't happen again. That's for fucking certain.
Man In Bandages- I truly thought you were Glenn. I would've never stabbed you.
 Nick- I said..you dont get to talk, man!
Man In Bandages- I wont say anymore. I merely wanted to tell you something important. Something a smart man like yourself could keep secret.
Nick- Not another word! I'd hate to kick you in the nads so hard, your nutsack would spew from your throat. I should you know! I had to get stitches and THAT SUCKED ALOT!
Man In Bandages- I understand.
Nick- Just listen to the fucking story. That's all you are getting from me and that is because I'm really bored down here. And plus these Darvocet are fucking with me big time.
*Man In Bandages stops talking
Nick- (back to reading) like a corn on the cob. Man, the way she nibbled my staff was like Jenna Jamison in a professional...

***MEANWHILE Amauriel is surfing the net and Grace comes in with a plate of chicken strips for him.

Grace- I thought you might be hungry. What are you doing anyway?
Amauriel- I am searching for a publishing company.
Grace- (looks at screen) In Italy? Why there?
Amauriel- I was just checking to see about that publishing place James was supposedly hired at.
Grace- Supposedly?
Amauriel- It's a long story. I will tell you about it when I know for sure. Just, after that fucked up letter we got, I felt something was up. And on the cab ride home last night, the driver kinda filled me in that James stiffed her the other night. He never got in that cab to go to the airport.
Grace- Maybe he just caught a cab up on Hemming.
Amauriel- I think there is something more to it.
Grace- (disappointed) Amauriel, you shouldn't be snooping into this. I am sure that if there is something you shouldn't know, it is best left not knowing. Atleast in my opinion.
Amauriel- (eyes raising) There is no EmiliaRomagna publishing. This was a bullshit job. He wasn't going to Italy at all I bet.
Grace- You don't know that for sure.
Amauriel- I think I do actually.
Grace- So where is he then, Amauriel?
Amauriel- I don't know. But I am going to find out.

***MEANWHILE Hell and Garrett are making out in her room.

Hell- (moves Garretts hand away from her breast) Garrett, this is going too fast.
Garrett- (sneaky) What did I do?
Hell- Listen. I really loved that you took up for me in there. It meant alot. And I have to admit I did like you the minute I met you in there.
Garrett- Is it because I'm not a zombie?
Hell- You are so odd. That is probably what I like best so far.
Garrett- Is it because I'm not JD?
Hell- No! Jd is on my "fuck you" list right now just under Liv. And EVERYONE is under Liv. Even my mom.
Garrett- Well, can we just kiss some more?
Hell- I would like that. (he leans in) Did you know that there are hundreds of germs passed between two people when they kiss?
Garrett- That's interesting.
Hell- Yes. In some ways, allowing someone to kiss you is a risk you take physically and emotionally. Physically, you could catch a cold, mono or something really sucky. And then there is the emotional part of it. There's always multiple risks we take in that arena.
Garrett- I'd love to get mono from kissing you.
Hell- I'd laugh if I gave you mono.
Garrett- I would probably be too sick to laugh. I'd be going through Hell after all.
Hell- That's a terrible joke.
Garrett- No, I'll tell you a terrible joke. So theres these three nuns reaching the pearly gates..
Hell- Oh my god! There are always those three nuns at the pearly gates or the rabbi and the black man and a genie.
Garrett- I said it was bad.
Hell- Well tell it anyway I guess. Make me feel as cheesy as humanly possible.
Garrett- Alright. But don't say I didn't warn you. So, anyway (starts playing with her hair) these three nuns get to the pearly gates..
Hell- (laughing) I'm sorry. "Pearly gates" just sounds like some kind of a fucked up sex toy Liv would have.
Garrett- (laughs) Can I tell you or not?
Hell- Amuse me.
Garrett- OK then. So these three nuns approach Saint Peter.
*Hell burts out laughing.
Garrett- What?
Hell- It just had to be Peter didnt it? Peter and The Pearly Gates. HA!
Garrett- Peter Pecker picked a peck of pearly gates.
Hell- You are such a goofball.
Garrett- And you are such a teenage runaway cliche.
Hell- I am not a cliche. Finish your stupid joke before I kick you.
Garrett- SO Saint Peter Pecker tells the three nuns that to make it into Heaven, they have to answer a question correctly.
Hell- Really? Like Regis Philbin saying "Who Wants To Be An Angel?". How many lifelines does he get?
Garrett- I am never going to get to finish this joke.
Hell- Maybe it was really like a showcase showdown on "The Price Is Right" and a bunch of plastic bitches were there showing off the different parts of Heaven. (Garrett tickles her) OK. I will be quiet so you can finish your joke.
Garrett- Anyway, so the first nun comes up and St Peter Pecker asks "Who was the first man?". The nun said "That's easy- Adam" and the gates opened and she went into heaven.
Hell- Are you kidding me? It's that easy. God if it were that easy, Charles Manson would get in.
Garrett- (continuing) And the second nun came up and St Peter Pecker asked "Who was the first woman?" She said very quickly "That was Eve" and the gates opened and she went into heaven.
Hell- And then the Kool Aid man busted out of the clouds and said "OH YEAH".
Garrett- How did you know the next part?
Hell- Last interruption I promise. (she turns and lays her head into his chest and curls up)
Garrett- And so the third nun comes up (he wraps his arms around Hell) and St Peter Pecker says "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?". She froze up and said "Gee, that's a hard one".
Garrett and Hell Together-..And the gates opened and she went into heaven! (Hell smiles)

*Outside The Door, Liv has been listening and we see tears running down her cheek. She goes through the living room and leaves out the front door hastily.

***MEANWHILE at "The Dez" Hila comes over to Ben, after waiting to see if he would.

Hila- What the hell have you been waiting for?
Ben- I'm not sure I liked your song choice.
Hila- Why not?
Ben- I thought I made it very clear to you. I am not into love.
Hila- Well neither am I. I had already chosen that song before you ever came in.
Ben- But it was still meant for me.
Hila- No. I just like that song. And when I saw you and your sexy hat walk through that door, I wanted to sing it at you. But I was not singing the words to you.
Ben- Why don't I believe you?
Hila- I don't know. Last night was so fucking hot. I still had some indentations of your hands on the back of my throat. (Lifts her hair up and shows him) I touched myself looking at them today.
Ben- You wanna go outside and fuck, do you?
Hila- (gets excited) Yes. You can do anything you want to me if we do.
Ben- And you are not falling in love?
Hila- No, I'm not.
*Ben picks her up in his arms and carries her outside. Dez notices from corner of her eye and looks worried.

Kaitlyn- Hey Dez! Can we get two more jello shots a piece over here.
Ashley- I can't fucking believe we did "We Got The Beat".
Kaitlyn- We lit that fucking stage up, are you kidding me?
Ashley- I am having a blast.
Kaitlyn- I am glad you convinced me to do this. I was just going to stay at home and arrange some more things. This is way fucking better! (Dez brings back the shots)
Ashley- I still wish I could get that letter out of my mind.
Kaitlyn- What letter?
Ashley- Just a weird letter I got today. (changes subject) Ok. Two more shots for each of us. (They do them)
*Moves to other corner of bar

Lin- (trashed) Wout, you just need to be honest with JD. If you can't get an honest answer out of the mofo, then fuck him! Fuck him and feed him fish.
Wout- (also trashed) What? (giggles)
Lin- I said Fuck Him and feed him fish. No man is worth all that worry. Especially not a letch like JD!
Wout- But you see, Lin, thats the thing. Noone else sees that sensitive side I see of him as strongly as I do. (tips his drink over by accident, then he goes to pieces) Oh no. I ruined my drink. (starts crying)
Lin- Come on now Wout. We can always get another drink. No harm done. Infact, look. (she purposely tips her drink over and laughs) We all have to spill it a little bit sometimes.
Dez- (who saw that) And maybe Lin would like to clean them up as well. (hands her some napkins)
Lin- I guess I deserved that one, huh?
Dez- Wout, honey, I am telling you it is not worth beating yourself up about. And I think you've had your limit tonight. Remember what we talked about.
Wout- Yes Dez, I do. But I just want one more. Only one more.
Lin- Yes I want another one too Dez.
Dez- I can't say I am surprised. Lin is quite the drinker.
Wout- (glazed eyes looking at Lin) Are you a drinker, Lin?
Lin- Yes, my dear Wout, I am a social drinker.
Wout- Oh yeah. (about to laugh as Dez gives them one more and says "Only one more you two")
Lin- As I was saying I am a social drinker. (hands Wout his drink) You have a drink and SO SHALL I! (They both laugh)

Shivkala- Anyone else want to spin us a karaoke tune? Anyone?

*Em walks through the door and Lin notices and runs over to Em

Em- Hey, Lin. Hows action tonight?
Lin- Where the hell have you been? Greta has been going nuts paging me.
Em- I had to run some errands.
Lin- Couldn't you have called her?
Em- Well I would have if I had my cell phone.
Lin- Where is it?
Em- I fucking lost in the ocean.
Lin- You went to the ocean today?
Em- Yes, I went suntanning. Among other things.
Lin- Well why did you take your cell phone to the ocean?
Em- I wish I had a clever answer but I don't.
Wout- Maybe we should go to the ocean and look for it.
Em- Judging from the looks of you two, I don't see an ocean in your future.
Lin- Oh hell no! (grabs stomach) I gotta go to the ladies room. (starts running for the ladies room)
Em- So what's your name?
Wout- Wout. AKA The boy with a thorn in his side.
Em- Oh- a Smiths fan. Now thats my kind of boy. So tell me ,Wout, what has got a thorn in your side?
Wout- A guy.
Em- Well damn. That answers my next question. (pause, accepting he wont be interested) Well, tell me the problem and I'll give you the best sober advice I can. I mean, after all, I need to do something. Cause now that I have seen Lin, I know I cant drink because I am going to have to drive her home. So, lay it on me. Use my advice.
Wout- How do you make someone who loves lots of people love only you?
Em- That's a tough one. See because I am one of those girls who loves lots of people so I am kind of advising you on how to make someone like me love you. (after a moment) Oh fuck it. What works for me is (whispers) And dont tell anyone I said this..give him the brush off. He sounds like one of those hothead everyone-loves-me types and the only way to make him more interested is pretend you are no longer interested. That will brusie his ego and he will wonder incessantly why and pursue you more enthusiastically.
Wout- What if I have slept with him already?
Em- Same difference but throw in a "Was it supposed to be like that" with it and make him question his sexual prowess.
Wout- Thanks. (head spinning) What was your name again?
Em- (seeing Lin stumbling back toward them laughing) Em. AKA The Girl with a drunk to drive home!

***MEANWHILE JD, Natasja and Angelito are talking to Natalia.

Natasja- So, Natalia, lets cut to the chase. Do you find us attractive?
Natalia- If you are trying to get out of me what everyone has lately, then yes I am a bisexual and I can say the three of you are pleasing to the eye. I just got off my shift and I really wanted to go home and soak in the tub.
JD- All we want of you is one dance (points to the dance floor) out there with all three of us.
Natasja- (wondering what he is up to) That would be sexy. (licks lips) Watching you..
Angelito- (interrupting) I have an even more interesting idea.
Natalia- And what is that?
Angelito- See, the three of us have been going on and on about you since we got in the door. (bats eyes) We kind of made a bet and I think they are just too shy to mention it.
JD- (looking at him furiously) Angelito..
Angelito- No- I am spilling the frijoles. We made a bet that if we could all get you to dance, we would see who you chose between us on the dance floor for another dance.
Natasja- (twinkle in her eye) Well now you know.
Natalia- I don't think I have had this kind of attention in a very long time.
JD- A woman like you should be attended to every hour of every day, senorita.
Natasja- I think what JD is trying to say in such a male cliche way is we all think you need more fulfillment than you have right now.
Natalia- (laughs) You guys are coming on strong.
Angelito- So how about that dance, Natalia? (poking his chest out)

*Secretly by Skunk Anansie starts playing. Angelito gets up, takes her hand. Natasja mouth the words "Fuck You Angelito" to hime as she and JD follow. They surround her. Natasja moves up to her frontview and gets up against her, looking her in the eyes. JD walks over and pulls Natasja's lips to his and kisses her, while looking at Natalia. Angelito comes up against her from behind and wraps his arms around her and whispers something in her ear. JD and Natasja start grinding each other, both of them looking at Natalia. Angelito moves in front of her, leans in and kisses her on the lips. She doesn't resist. JD and Natasja move up closer on either side of them. Natasja moves her lips from Angelitos and tongues the side of her face and then kisses her, making sure she sees her long tongue. JD breathes on her neck, feels her pulse and it is racing fast. He takes her earlobe in his mouth and nibbles on it. JD comes over to her facial view, pulls Angelito over to him and shoots his tongue down Angelito's throat. Natasja moves in to kiss her again, putting her hands against Natalia's sides.

Natalia- (breaking away a moment) You guys thought I was a virgin too, didn't you?
JD- (hiding his confusion as best as he can) What?
Natalia- This whole song and dance was to try and get in my pants wasn't it? (looks at them all) Admit it.
Angelito- Sure. yes, thats what we're doing.
Natasja- I think that part was obvious.
Natalia- You didn't have to do all that. I am not REALLY a virgin. Why don't we all (pause) go back to my place and fuck like monkeys in a zoo?
Angelito- (mouth hangs open) Hot damn!
Natasja- (laughs) Lead the way, Natalia!

***MEANWHILE France pulls up to Starbucks in her V-bug. She turns off the car, looks at herself in the mirror, frustrated.

France- (to herself in the mirror) What the fuck are you doing, bitch? You haven't acted like this since high school. It is just going to be another date that ends horribly. It has to be better than the last one. In the last date of yours, you got a drink thrown into your face followed by the glass broken on your face. This definetly has to go better. Not to mention this chick seems to have a worse case of self-loathing than even you, France. I just hope I dont get home and Phi is chewing on someone's head. No, Stop It. Think Positive. Why the hell are we at Starbucks? I hate Starbucks. (opens door) Ok. Here we go. She said she would be at the black table outside. Now its time to stop talking to yourself before you get thrown in a looney bin. (She walks by a Valley girl and her joch boyfriend laughing and staring at her) Oh shit! There she is. (under breath) Ok. She just saw me. Let's walk our ass over there.
*As she approaches, we dont see the girls face yet.
France- Hi, I hope I'm not late.
*We know see the date is SASSY, whom France does not know.
Sassy- Hello there. My name is Sassy.
France- I liked that name. Reminds me of a cats name.
Sassy- France is definetly a unique name as well.
France- I have heard that more than once. In school, it used to be yelled at me with a book usually thrown in my direction or a spitball.
Sassy- I hate evil fucking kids.
France- Tell me about it. Pregnancy is something I never want a part of.
Sassy- Well, no worries here. The last thing I want in the world is another me.
*They sit
France- Just to ask- "Why the hell are we at Starbucks?"
Sassy- You dont like coffee?
France- Coffee is alright but the patrons of Starbucks are usually the exact type of person I don't talk to.
Sassy- I feel the same. I like to sit at these tables sometimes for hours just to make all these young bimbos uncomfortable. And if on the off chance they ask my name, I always throw in the fact I'm a mortician. That usually clears the room.
France- It is a creepy job but someone has to do it.
Sassy- (looking her over) You look very nice tonight.
France- Don't make me laugh, Sassy. This is not a laughing outfit.
Sassy- If it were a laughing outfit, it would probably piss itself right about now.
*A blond waitress approahces.
Waitress- Can I get either of you ladies a latte tonight?
Sassy- (winking at France) The only latte I want is in her panties. (points at France)
Waitress- (in complete shock) The...The specials are
*France and Sassy both burst into laughter.

***MEANWHILE Auntie makes a phone call from her cell.

Captain Tommy Tracker- (from other end of phone) Capt. Tracker here.
Auntie- Hello, Captain Tracker. It's Auntie.
Captain Tracker- (changes tone) Auntie, ummm, what is it I can do for you tonight?
Auntie- Well there are a couple things, Tommy. First of all, how are the James tracks reeling out?
Captain Tracker- (softly) This is not an easy task Auntie. Noone has asked about him yet. I called TWA and got that part covered. I have some red tape to sort through but it will be done in a timely manner.
Auntie- Just like I took care of those bodies for you, Tommy. I am a firm believer in an eye for an eye.
Captain Tracker- (nervous tone) So am I, Auntie. Nothing for you to worry about.
Auntie- And the other thing is smaller. There's a slim chance in hell of it happening. But then again you never can tell. If Glenn comes hollering attempted murder tonight, take care of it and give me a call. That probably will not happen though.
Captain Tracker- No problem, Auntie.
Auntie- That's what I like to hear. (hangs up phone, pulling into driveway in her hurse)
*She looks into the rear view mirror, studies herself a moment, almost loses composure but comes back to quickly.

***MEANWHILE at Lauryns, she is watching the clock, waiting for Ryan to come back and talking to Alex.

Alex- I understand why you're doing this. The truth is I think I'm ready for a change. I called my grandfather and he was actually kind of excited to talk to me. I never dreamed he would be. Most of my family saw me as the bastard. There was never really a way of getting around it. But when I heard his voice, there was a hint of happiness in it. I forgot what that sounded like.
Lauryn- I couldn't be happier for you, Alex. This place has just gotten too crowded and I have made it unfair for all of you. I am sorry I slapped you earlier. No matter how mean what you said was...
Alex- I'm sorry about that too, Lauryn.
Lauryn- In the past, Alex. I just wish Armaan would come out of that room. I will never be able to sleep until we talk again. And where is Garrett still?
Alex- Armaan can be alot harder to talk to. He has barely said anything to me since we met. And Garrett said he'd be back a while ago.
Wegie- (coming into room) I think I'm beat, guys. I got to get some sleep.
Alex- I probably should too. I'll be seeing my grandfather tomorrow for the first time in years. It's going to be hard to sleep.
Hailies- (coming out of bedroom) Hi.
Lauryn- Hi, Hailies. Me and Alex were just talking.
Hailies- I will completely stop acting up at all if you'll let Armaan and Alex stay.
Alex- I actually want to go now Hailies. My grandfather truly wants me to come live with him. I never thought it was possible for one of my relatives to actually want me around. It's a crazy feeling.
Hailies- (comes over and hugs Alex) I'm happy for you. Really I am. I'm glad it was you, Alex? (she is crying)
Lauryn- Where is Ryan? Hailies, can you please tell Armaan I would love to talk to him and for him to please come out. (to Alex) Has anyone heard from Garrett today? He is past his curfew already. On top of that, he has no idea what has transpired tonight.

*Armaan coms out of room with a loaded gun and points it at Lauryn.

Lauryn- (loudly) Armaan, what are you doing? (Wegie comes running out as does Jo and Oba) (Harly Quinn starts screaming)
Armaan- Oh, now you suddenly want to talk. Now that I have a loaded gun of course. (motions for them all to get to center of room) Move it people!
Hailies- What are you doing Armaan?
Armaan- I think some people in here have some confessing to do. I seem to remember a promise you made me, Lauryn. You said you'd take care of me.
Lauryn- Armaan, put the gun down.
Oba- GUN! GUN!
Lauryn- Come here Oba! (Motions him over)
Alex- Armaan, what are you doing with that? I am sure someone is going to come for you too.
Armaan- No, Alex, there is noone coming after ME!
Alex- Armaan, dont be hard on yourself man. I was so mad before but I am glad I stopped. Tonight I found out my grandfather still loves me.
Armaan- (hurt) So damn great for you now, isnt it Alex?
Lauryn- Armaan, (crying) PLEASE put the gun down.
Alex- Come on. Armaan, your time is coming.
*Armaan turns and shoots Alex in the head. Alex falls ofver dead to the gasp of surprise of everyone, blood flowing into the floor. Lauryn screams!! Harley Quinn is bawling.
Armaan- Anybody else want to learn a lesson also, I will have to point this at you to learn it. SHUT UP Lauryn!
Lauryn- ALEX! (runs to Alex on floor, who is dead.) Alex? Alex? Oh my God. What do I do?
Armaan- SHut up, bitch!
*Ryans hears the commotion outside and calls 9-1-1

**MEANWHILE Em returns home, carrying a drunk Lin to her apartment.

Lin- Thank you, kind sir!
Elm- Oh lord. Again A GIRL! Goodnight. Lin. (does all but THROW her inside.)
Lin- Last stop of the WONKA train!! (Lin looks up to see her sister TISH on the couch.)

*Goes on over to her own apartment. She opens the door, walks over to Gretas room to see what she is doing. She is sleeping AND ADAM is beside of her. Em shakes her head!
She walks on into the living room and sees the blue letter. Greta has a note beside of it for Em to read. Em picks it up. She hears ambulance coming in but keeps reading.
IT READS:
Dearest Tenants,
This is your official welcome letter from your Auntie. James had a special arrangement with each one of you. You may have wondered if this was still in effect. You better believe it is. But there are some changes. The first is something about James which I will tell you about at a meeting tomorrow at the Hilton Hotel in the Left Meeting Room at 10 A.M. and the other is Auntie has some new rules to discuss. You all are here because you did something horrible. You all have stayed because James threatened to expose you. Just as in the past, #10 is the exception here. Maia was told anyway and you know what happened to her. OR do you? So I trust Kaitlyn will be kept in the dark. 10 A.M. Tomorrow! Your life may indeed depend on it.

Yours Truly
Auntie XO

*Em sits on the couch and grabs an unfinished beer on the table and SWIGS it!

***END

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MadGuy · by **MadGuy** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:52 am

I liked this episode. probably one of my least favorites so far. But I liked it :yes:

An episode with Auntie in the title can never be bad.

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