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Episode 2- "Motives"

-The scene opens in Auntie's cellar as Glenn sits in a chair, watching the man in bandages.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- <i>(who has been quiet awhile)</i>- Who's there?

<b>Glenn</b>- Don't worry about it. Auntie will be back soon.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- Can you please help me out? I am so thirsty. I am bleeding in my mouth. One of my teeth broke. Can you please get me a glass of water and pour it down my throat.

<b>Glenn</b>- I suppose I could.<i> (Walks over to the faucet downstairs and pours some water in a dixie cup)</i> These little cups aren't very big <i>(remembering he needs to be stern)</i> but this will just have to do.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- Thank you so much! <i>coughing</i> I feel so dehydrated.

<i>Glenn pours the water down his throat through the one hole in the bandage on his face</i>

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- Oh that's so good! <i>cries soflty under bandages</i>

<b>Glenn</b>- I wouldn't be starting that now. I am not a friend.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- I just can't thank you enough. It's the first act of kindness displayed to me all week. I wished I knew what was going on.

<b>Glenn</b>- I don't know why you are here either. But if this what Auntie wants, she will get it.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- I think I know why I am here. I just worry what she is going to do to me. <i>sobbing</i>- I dont wanna die!

<b>Glenn</b>- Don't cry! Auntie will make it that much worse on you if you do.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- Do you want to know why I am here?

<b>Glenn</b>- It is best that I do not so don't tell me!

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- I am here because I know what she did

<b>Glenn</b>- <i>interrupting</i>- I told you to SHUT UP about that.

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- Alright. I will be quiet then. <i>after a pause</i> But it was you that helped kidnap me wasn't it?

<b>Glenn</b>- I don't wanna talk about it!

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- I can still smell your cologne. It's nice.

<b>Glenn</b>- Flattery is not going to help you!

<b>Man In Bandages</b>- You know she is only going to kill you too and it will only be a matter of time before someone comes looking for me.

<b>Glenn</b>- <i>screams</i>- Shut Up I said! <i> gets up, turns the light off, leaves him shackled and slams the door angrily and leaves the cellar</i>



<b>Theme Song Plays Over Opening Credits and Then a Commercial</b>



<i>Scene opens as Auntie and Nick pull up to a funeral home in the middle of the night, nearing dawn. Auntie and Nick get out of the hurse and Auntie looks around suspiciously and motions for Nick to follow her up to the door. She takes a key out of her purse and opens the door.</i>

<b>Auntie</b>- Come on, you dumb shit! It's gonna be dawn soon!

<b>Nick</b>- I aint dumb, Auntie!

<b>Auntie</b>- Just COME ON! I gotta get this fucking body burnt and get the fuck back home so I can get some goddamn sleep!

<b>Nick</b>- OK! <i>after a moment</i>- I like when you get all bitchy! It makes my dick hard.

<b>Auntie</b>- Well wait till I'm in the same room with my cunt of a sister and you'll really see a bitch!

<i>When they get down to the crematorium room, she sees her sister SASSY breaking out the rigormortis of a body listening to her Ipod. As they get closer, they can hear the faint sound of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins! She seems to be breaking the rigormortis out to the rhythmn of the song.</i>

<b>Auntie</b>- There! That's my sister. What a muffmunching cunt! <i>She reaches her hand out and taps Sassy's shoulder</i>

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>quite startled, then turns around</i>- WHAT THE FUCK! <i>takes her headphones off</i>- What in the hell are you doing scaring me like that, bitch?

<b>Auntie</b>- Hi Sis! Surprises me you can still get spooked after working on all these corpses. God knows what you do with them! We're lucky that ones a man!

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>giving her sister a once-over look</i>- Well, when a rotting old corpse like you taps your shoulder, see if you jump!

<b>Auntie</b>- Fucking hilarious coming from someone Joan Rivers looks better than.

<b>Sassy</b>- Bite my snatch, Cryptkeeper!

<b>Auntie</b>- And be like every other woman in this town! Not a chance!

<i>After a pause, they both start laughing and hug each other.</i>

<b>Sassy</b>-<i>teasingly</b> So, what the hell brings you here anyway, you tired old bitch?

<b>Auntie</b>- I got some business that needs taken care of.

<b>Sassy</b>- Oh, fucking great! I just helped your ass out two weeks ago.

<b>Auntie</b>- This was an unexpected burden, ALRIGHT! Someone's onto me! They planted a body in my front seat. And guess who it was?

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>sarcastically</i>- Anna Nicole Smith?

<b>Auntie</b>- Listen, dammit. This is serious! The fucking ex landlord over at Bundy Complex is dead and in the trunk of my fucking hurse.

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>laughing</i>- How the hell do you get yourself into these things? Mom always said you'd never keep your nose clean!

<b>Auntie</b>- Well that fossilized bitch is six feet under and I got someone in my trunk that needs to be.

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>looking over Nick</i>- So who's this week's stunt cock?

<b>Nick</b>- My name is Nick.

<b>Auntie</b>- Nick is my gardener if you must know.

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>cackling like someone whose had too many cigarettes</i>- I hope you're getting paid good, boy, to water that old bed! It's been awhile since it's seen fresh roses!

<b>Auntie</b>- STUFF IT! Mr. Fucking Sunshine is on his way to the motherfucking sky and we need to get that fatass stiff in your oven ASAP!

<b>Sassy</b>- Why do I these damn things for you? It isn't out of love.

<b>Auntie</b>- Because we're family! And more importantly two sisters who know just enough shit on the other to comply with whatever the fuck we want!

<b>Sassy</b>- Well I knew it wasn't love!

<b>Nick</b>- Well lets get the body already. I wanna go home. I watch my "Angel" reruns on TNT every morning.

<b>Auntie</b>- <i>before Sassy has a chance to speak</i>- Not another word! Or Am I the only one who remembers that Jersey dike who stole your Harley and gave you chlamydia?

<b>Sassy</b>- <i>getting huffy</i>- HER NAME WAS SHOSHANNAH!

<b>Auntie</b>- I rest my fucking case! Now help me get this son of a bitch out of the trunk!

<i>Sassy, still pissed, sets her tools down and heads off with them.</i>


<i>Scene cuts to sun rising at Bundy Complex. Inside Amauriel's apartment, the alarm goes off. Amauriel scratches his crotch and reluctantly gets up. Ayn is sleping beside him and looks annoyed she was woken up.</i>

<b>Amauriel</b>- <i>realizing he already hit the sleep button a few times</i>- Shit! I'm gonna be late. Gotta call a damn cab and soon.

<b>Ayn</b>- Late for WHAT?

<b>Amauriel</b>- I'm supposed to meet up with the Tjaman today.

<b>Ayn</b>- Holy fuck- that's today! <i>waking up a little more</i>- They say he really hates it when someones late! Did you hit the sleep button again?

<b>Amauriel</b>- I couldn't help it. If you hadn't got us so high last night!

<b>Ayn</b>- ME! I didnt put your head in that gas mask!

<b>Amauriel</b>- Don't start! I gotta jump in the shower!

<b>Ayn</b>- No. You are NOT putting this shit on me, Amauriel. You never take one ounce of responsibility for anything you do. I didn't make you get high last night. And any way, it is certainly not my fault when you can't handle your shit.

<b>Amauriel</b>- It is far too early for this!

<b>Ayn</b>- No its far too LATE I said something! <i>Raising Voice</i>- You can't keep throwing your problems off on me! I WONT HAVE IT!

<b>Amauriel</b>- Lower your voice, Ayn!

<b>Ayn</b>- Fuck you!

<i>Elm stumbles into the room in just boxers, not realizing his cock is hanging out</i>

<b>Elm</b>- Man, I am trying to sleep, dude! Why do you guys have to do this stuff so early in the morning? Fuck!

<b>Ayn</b>- Just take your lazy ass back to bed, Elm! This is not your problem.

<b>Elm</b>- Fuck if it isn't Ayn! I was having a hot fucking dream and you woke me up from it!

<b>Ayn</b>- <i>looking at down at Elm's cock</i>- Looks like, Elm!

<b>Elm</b>- <i>noticing</i>- Oh fuck dude! <i>runs back out of the room</i>

<b>Amauriel</b>- There! Are you happy? You woke someone up with your latest dramatic bitching session. <i>picks up cell and dials cab company</i>

<b>Ayn</b>- You know what! Eat Shit Amauriel! <i>gets out of bed and leaves the room topless and slams the door.</i>

<b>Elm</b>- <i> From outside Amauriels bedroom as Ayn walks out</i>- Nice tits, Ayn!

<b>Ayn</b>- Go to hell, Elm!


<i>MEANWHILE Kaitlyn gets out of her car with a box and walks into the complex. As she heads for her apartment, she sees Angelito having a swim in the pool.</i>

<b>Angelito</b>- <i>After he sees Kaitlyn</i>- Hello, sweetness! You need some help with that?

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I got it, thanks!

<b>Angelito</b>- You must be the new girl. JD said you were pretty but he lied! <i>after a second</i>- You is one hot mama!

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Maybe you need to cool off a little longer in that pool, little man! <i>Continues walking</i>

<b>Angelito</b>- I could please you like no man has ever done! <i>smiling</i>
b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>murmuring</i>- That wouldn’t be too hard to accomplish.

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>exiting apartment and sees Kaitlyn</i>- Hello there! Need any help?

<b>Angelito</b>- Nah! Home girl keeps saying she’s got it!

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>To Ashley</i>- Well maybe I could use some help from someone who doesn’t think with a penis!

<b>Angelito</b>- Oh! Ashley’s out then!

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>outraged</i>- Go straight to hell, Angelito!

<b>Angelito</b>- I love you both too! <i>no longer caring about them as he is enjoying HIMSELF in the sun too much to get bothered</i>

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>grabbing one of the bags</i>- Nevermind these men! We are overrun here by testosterone. Infact, I’m glad we got another woman on our side now. One in the apartments and one as the new landlord. We may overcome yet!

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Have you met the new landlord?

<b>Ashley</b>- No, haven’t had the pleasure yet.

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>quickly</i>- Neither have I!

<i>They go inside Kaitlyn’s apartment and close the door.</i>

<b>Ashley</b>- So, if you don’t mind me being nosy, what brought you here?

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Purely…business.

<b>Ashley</b>- What kind of business?

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>changing subject</i>- SO, in your opinion, who are the best people to make friends with here?

<b>Ashley</b>- Depends on if you want a trustworthy friend or not! <i>laughs</i>

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I’d settle for anyone right now. I’d like to know my way around town. Learn all the watering holes and such.

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>smugly</i> Well, I just happen to be an expert in the nightlife around this town.

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Good. Settled then. <i>Lights a cigarette</i>

<b>Ashley</b>- Well, Kaitlyn, when you get tired of decorating the house or what not, you should stop by the apartment and meet my roomies, the Marks!

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Sounds like fun! I know which apartment you are in.

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>stepping out the door</i>- See you later then?

<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Perfect!

<b>Ashley</b>- <i> as she is shutting door</b>- Cool, Kaitlyn. Afterwhile, then.

<i> As She leaves back for her apartment, JD is now down in the pool with Angelito laughing and looking at her. </i>

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>annoyed</i>- What is it, dickheads?

<b>Angelito</b>- Ashley already trying to nab that pussy from Angelito.

<b>Ashley</b>- For the last time, Angelito, I am not a lesbian! Though men like the two of you does give a girl an inclination!

<b>JD</b>- So how did that hottie taste, Ashley?

<b>Ashley</b>- <i>continuing to her apartment</i>- I am ignoring you JD!

<b>JD</b>- <i>Kisses Angelito</i>- But I know how much you like seeing two men get it on, senorita! We’ll kiss and tell if you will.

<b>Ashley</b>- There is NOTHING to tell! <i>slams door, going inside</i>

<b>JD</b>- <i>to Angelito</i>- She’s such a liar! I can see the pussy marks all over her face. <i>laughes</i> Pussy tracks, Angelito!

<b>Angelito</b>- What are you talking about, man? Pussy Tracks?

<b>JD</b>- Pussy Tracks are the indentations left on a lesbians face who’s been traveling the hard roads if ya know what I mean, Angelito! <i>They both laugh wickedly</i>

<b>Angelito</b>- Then what about pecker tracks? Your face should be covered, Sarmientos!

<b>JD</b>- My tracks counter each other out, my silly latino friend. The peckers and the pussies smacked each other away from this beautiful face and my tracks are now invisible!

<b>Angelito</b>- I beg to differ asshole! Why don’t you have some of my fajita? <i>grabbing his crotch and laughing</i>

<b>JD</b>- I prefer the road LESS traveled, whore!

<b>Angelito</b>- Then you must not like masturbation very much.
<i>JD flips him off</i>


<i>Inside JD’s apartment</i>
<b>Liv</b>- <i>looking through JD’s drawers while Hell watches</i>- Oh my god! A diary! I wonder how many conquests are in here.

<b>Hell</b>- You should put that away, Liv! How would you like it if someone did that to you?

<b>Liv</b>- <i>seeing its locked</i>- Goddammit. I wonder where the key is. <i>looking through drawers</i>

<b>Hell</b>- Where did you go so long last night?

<b>Liv</b>- Well, Helen, I went for a fucking ride to “None of Your Fucking Business”!

<b>Hell</b>- STOP going through his things!

<b>Liv</b>- <i>mockingly</i>- STOP GOING THROUGH HIS THINGS! Jesus Christ- you’re so in love with that Colombian asshole aren’t you? How pathetic!

<b>Hell</b>- I just respect peoples privacy and NO I am not in love with him.

<b>Liv</b>- Whatever! He only sleeps with you to make you feel better. It’s me he really wants.

<b>Hell</b>- <i>getting angrier</i>- That is where you are wrong, Liv!

<b>Liv</b>- Is it? <i>laughs slyly</i>- JD likes his women wild. Women who will try new and interesting things. Not some boring schoolgirl.

<b>Hell</b>- You are in your own delusional world. Liv. And I am just as wild as you are..if not more!

<b>Liv</b>- Whatever! You haven’t even tried to make a break for it yet. You just lay here and lick his ass all day.

<b>Hell</b>- I can go out anytime I want and I don’t need someone’s help like you do.

<b>Liv</b>- Care to wager on that?

<b>Hell</b>- But you don’t have ANYTHING Liv- not even your dignity.

<b>Liv</b>- I got a hundred on me right now that says you chicken the fuck out.

<b>Hell</b>- Liar! Let me see it.

<b>Liv</b>-I got it, bitch. It’s in my room.

<b>Hell</b>- You’re such a liar, Liv! All you do is lie. I don’t need a wager.

<b>Liv</b>- <i>runs off for room</i>- I got it dammit.

<i>Hell walks over to the window, opens it and climbs outside</i>
<i>Liv comes back holding her purse and sees Hell is already gone and the window is cracked. She slams it down.</i>

<i>Scene cuts to hours later in the day</i>

<i>Meanwhile in Greta’s apartment, France and Lin and Em are helping her arrange a meal for them</i>

<b>Lin</b>- <i>preparing salads</i>- So who wanted olives and who didn’t?

<b>Greta</b>- I want olives.

<b>France</b>- <i>Mouth full of peach</i>- I do too!

<b>Em</b>- No olives for me, Lin.

<b>Lin</b>- Ok. So where are we going tonight?

<b>France</b>- Its bowling night.

<b>Greta</b>- I’m kinda not in the mood for bowling. Anyone wanna suggest something else? If I have to look at another redneck picking at his butt, I’m going to get sick.

<b>Lin</b>- <i>gathering salads up, trying to get them all in one hand</i>- Well we could do movie night.

<b>Em</b>- NO! I definetly don’t want movie night tonight. I want something visceral.

<b>Greta</b>- Any ideas, Em?

<i>Lin accidentally drops plates of salad everywhere on the floor.</i>
<b>Lin</b>- SON OF A..

<b>France</b>- Bitch!
<b>Greta</b>- <i>going over to help pick up the salad</i>- It’s alright, Lin!

<b>France</b>- I was really wanting that salad.

<b>Em</b>- <i>suddenly</i>- WAIT! Hold everything. I have got a great idea.

<b>Lin</b>-<i>looking worried</i>- We’ve heard this before.

<b>Em</b>- No. This is a good idea. I would say “Have I ever let you down” but you know I have so I can’t.

<b>Greta</b>- What is the idea?

<b>Em</b>- I know Lin don’t wanna go out. Greta don’t wanna bowl. France wants to watch movies and I just wanna party. Let’s have a couple movies here, order some pizza <i>looks at France</b>- and a veggie one for France</i> and then do something crazy <i>looks around at them</i>

<b>France</b>- <i>mouth full of olives</i>What’s the crazy part?

<b>Greta</b>- <i>a little nervous</i>- Yeah, what’s the crazy part?

<b>Em</b>- Well <i>getting into storyteller mode</i>- Well, girls, when the pizza guy arrives..and I guarantee it will be that hot redhead..we casually <i>pauses</i>- We casually ask him to strip for us for fifty bucks!

<b>Greta</b>- WHAT?

<b>Em</b>- Why not? It’s spontaneous. I’ll put in twenty, all you girls got to give is ten each.

<b>Lin</b>- <i>laughs</i>- I’m in! <i>chants</i> Stripper! Stripper!

<b>France</b>- I’d prefer a pizza gal personally.

<b>Em</b>- But it’s wild night! We must do something unlike us!

<b>France</b>- So, what are you and Lin going to do?

<b>Em</b>- Very funny. Anyway, me and Lin will take our clothes off and run around the outside of the complex and skinnydip after AND ONLY AFTER Greta and you seduce the pizzaboy to strip with us and make out with us!

<b>Greta</b>- Oh my God, Em! I can’t do that!

<b>France</b>- I can! If you’re finally going to let me see that rack, I’m up for whatever! I’ve seen Lin’s plenty of times.

<b>Lin</b>- I’m in! Maybe we can get the pizza boy to join us. <i>laughs mischeviously</i>And then maybe you and Greta will!

<b>France</b>- It isn’t Halloween yet. I can’t do the stripping part.

<b>Lin</b>- Oh stop it, France! You are an attractive woman.

<b>France</b>- I’m sure there is some crazed leper tribe that would agree with you!

<b>Greta</b>- Stop, France You’re gorgeous!

<b>France</b>- <i> taking much more notice now</i>- Well, if you will, I will Greta!

<b>Greta</b>- <i>after a minute</i>- Sure! Let’s be wild women tonight!

<b>Em</b>- <i>bringing full wine glasses over to each of them</i>- Alright, girls! A toast!! <i>They all toast, laughing</i>

<b>Lin</b>- So who is going to make the call?

<b>France</b>- Let’s watch a movie first.

<b>Em</b>- But I’m psyched. Lets do it now!

<b>Lin</b>- I’m with Em!

<b>France</b>- <i>looking at Lin</i>- So says the porn peddler.

<b>Greta</b>- <i>taking cell</i>- Give that phone to me. I’ll make the call.

<b>Em</b>- Alright Greta! Light a fire under the entertainment’s ass!

<b>France</b>- Bad visual.

<b>Lin</b>- <i>to France</i> So says the woman with a mouth full of olives!

<b>Greta</b>- <i>after phone picks up in a Marilyn Monroe voice</i>- Hey, big boy! We need to have some meat delivered here as soon as we can.

<b>Young Man On Phone</b>- <i>heard only from phone after a gulp</i>What would you like to..uhhh..order, maam? <i>The girls laugh.</i>


<i>*****COMMERCIAL*****</i>


<i>As Show returns, Kimmy and Ryan are having sex. As things get heated, Ryan imagines her as Lauryn</i>

<b>Kimmy</b> <i>On top of Ryan riding him</i>- Yes! Yes, Ryan! Wow- I actually feel something tonight.
<i>Ryan is moaning but not seeing Kimmy.</i>
<b>Kimmy</b>- Fuck me harder! Give Red Riding Hood her basket. <i>Moans, coming</i> Tell me you love me!
<i>Ryan is lost in thought completely about Lauryn; glazed over look</i>
<b>Kimmy</b>- I said- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! <i>waits a moment, then scratches across his face with her fingernails</i>
<b>Ryan</b>- <i>after an intense surprise</i>- Fuck! What are you doing, Kimmy?
<b>Kimmy</b>- <i>jumps off his cock and flicks it</i>- Fuck You! You little shit. You dont deserve to cum for that!

<b>Ryan</b>- I'm sorry! What did I do?
<b>Kimmy</b>- It's what you didn't do motherfucker! <i>continues to raise her voice as she dresses</i>- It's ALWAYS what you can't do! You are so goddamn pathetic. You should be happy I even married you. Nobody else would have you with the way you treat me. My mom tried to warn me of what a loser I had. Sometimes I think I should have listened. <i>storms out</i>
<b>Ryan</b>- We should go get Harley Quinn!
<b>Kimmy</b>- I hate that mousy nanny of hers. I think I'm going out.
<b>Ryan</b>- Where are you going? <i>getting up and dressing</i>
<b>Kimmy</b>- I'm gonna go get fucked up. What do you care?
<b>Ryan</b>- You've barely spent anytime with Harley today.
<b>Kimmy</b>- <i>turns angry</i> What did you say?
<b>Ryan</b>- <i>stuttering over words</i>- I...I just mean you haven't wanted to see her today.
<b>Kimmy</b>- <i>walks over and slaps Ryan in the face</i>- DON'T JUDGE ME! If I didn't have to live with some loser who doesn't really love me, maybe I wouldn't feel the need to get drunk. AND HOW DARE YOU? I love my daughter. I spent sixteen hours giving birth to your baby and you say shit like that to me. Fuck You, Ryan!
<b>Ryan</b>- I wasn't trying to suggest anything.
<b>Kimmy</b>- <i>dialing on cell phone as she goes out the door</i>- Yeah! You're pathetic. I better get a goddamn apology when I get home!<i>slams door</i>
<i>After being outside</i>- <b>Kimmy</b>- <i>after other phone picks up with a "yeah"</i>- Clear your schedule! Your Kimmy's coming over!
<i>Inside, Ryan looks as if he is about to cry but he is so numb that he cannot.</i>

<i>Meanwhile over at Lauryn's apartment</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- Wegie, I really need some time alone tonight. I have had the worst day and I have got such a headache. <i>drinking coffee</i>
<b>Wegie</b>- I'm sorry I was gone an extra day. I know it can get to be too much. I was thinking maybe I could take them out tonight and see a movie. Maybe give you a little peace. Make up for the last couple days.
<b>Lauryn</b>- You sure you can handle that tonight. Oba can really act up at the movies.
<b>Wegie</b>- I can handle it.
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>hugs Wegie</i>- Ok! I dont usually feel so damn depressed. I just..everything I try to do today has just felt so meaningless, Wegie. Look at me. I'm getting older. What am I doing? I should be taking college classes, trying to better myself. I am just so busy. I feel like there is no time to do anything. I'm like that rabbit in Alice in Wonderland trying constantly to make it somewhere on time. And when I try and think about where I'm headed, everything goes blank.
<b>Wegie</b>- Like I said..we'll go to the movies and you just sit here awhile and be. Ryan should be over to get Harley Quinn anytime now.
<b>Lauryn</b>- I hope so.
<b>Wegie</b>- <i>calling back toward the bedrooms</i>- Guys, we're going to the movies! You got five minutes to get ready if you want to go. Next showing is in thirty minutes. We gotta hurry!
<i>In Hailies bedroom as she's blowing Oba</i>- <b>Hailies</b>- Movies! <i>stops sucking</i>- You'll just have to get off later. We gotta go. I want to get the fuck out of this hole for awhile!
<b>Oba</b>- SUCK! SUCK!
<b>Hailies</b>- <i>punches him in the lip</i>- Shut the fuck up, retard! Don't give them any ideas.
<b>Oba</b>- <i>starting to cry</i>- I'm sorry!
<b>Hailies</b>- Oh.I'm sorry Oba! <i>hugs him</i>- We just can't risk getting in trouble! If Lauryn knew the shit we do back here, she'd throw us all out! And you don't want to go back to that fucking torture chamber, do you?
<b>Oba</b>- <i>frightened</i>- No. No go back there.
<b>Alex</b>- <i>who has been jacking off</i>- Damn! I was almost there too. I love the way you suck cock.
<b>Hailies</b>- <i>enjoying being watched, starts playing with her own tits and leans over and takes the length of Alex down her throat one time and licks all the way up in a teasing flicker</i> I'll get you later, baby!
<b>Alex</b>- <i>beside himself</i>- Oh...fuck...Oh..fuck! I love you, Hailies!
<b>Hailies</b>- I love you too! <i>jacks him off to orgasm</i>
<b>Garrett</b>- <i>coming into room</i>- You guys better be getting ready! I'm not missing the fucking MOVIES for you fuckers! <i>punches his right hand</i>
<b>Hailies</b>- Fuck Off Garrett!!
<b>Armaan</b>- <i>walking in and seeing her touching Alex</i>- Yeah..we gotta go guys! <i>looking very jealous</i>
<b>Oba</b>- <i>screaming</i>- MOVIES! MOVIES! MOVIES!
<b>Garrett</b>- <i>smacks Oba in the face</i>- Stop that shit! NOW!
<b>Armaan</b>- Stop hitting Oba, you cum stain!
<b>Garrett</b>- I'll do what the fuck I want, sand worm!
<b>Armaan</b>- <i>punches Garrett</i>- Thats it you little fuckhole!! <i>They start fighting each other</i>
<b>Jo</b>- <i>coming in, very annoyed and pulls them apart</i>- Listen here you motherfuckers! You aint messing up a chance to go out! I done called Angelito and he's gonna come with us! SO DONT FUCK THIS UP with your petty male shit!
<b>Armaan</b>- Garrett started it.
<b>Jo</b>- I don't give a good god-damn! I'm finishing it. If you two don't quit, I'll beat the shit out of you both! GOT IT?
<b>Hailies</b>- Jo's right! Get your clothes on!
<b>Garrett</b>- I don't know why you think Angelito loves you. He sticks his dick in every hole around.
<b>Jo</b>- FUCK YOU Garrett! I know what he says to me when others aren't around and I know he loves ME!
<b>Garrett</b>- WHATEVER! <i>punches the wall</i>
<b>Wegie</b>- <i>from the living room</i>- Everyone- We got to go.
<b>Jo</b>- <i>calling to Wegie</i>- Angelito asked if he could go with us. He's going to meet us outside. Is that alright?
<b>Wegie</b>- Sure but we GOT TO GO, guys!
<b>Armaan</b>- Where the hell is my tobogen?
<b>Garrett</b>- Your tobogen is so gay.
<b>Armaan</b>- Your face is fucking gay.
<b>Garrett</b>- Suck my cock, sand worm!
<b>Alex</b>- Jesus! Just get ready, man!! <i>cleaning up his cum</i>

<i>Meanwhile Greta, Em, France and Lin are waiting on the pizza guy</i>
<b>France</b>- I'm starving. When is he coming?
<b>Greta</b>- They said they were busy. I'm sure he'll make it soon enough. I am so nervous.
<b>Em</b>- Nothing to be nervous about, Greta.
<b>France</b>- I'm going go check on Phi a minute. I'll be back!
<i>France goes outside and as she is walking over to apartment, aside from seeing Wegie and the group leaving, she sees <b>Ben</b> taking out a large trash bag to the truck! As he puts it in, she sees his hands are bloody! Ben looks sullen, gets in his truck and pulls off hastily.
<b>Sparkles</b>- <i>startling her from behind</i>- Hey there France!
<b>France</b>- FUCK! Why do the hell do you do that? If it isn't creepy enough that you walk these streets and survive, you dont have to come up and scare people! Jesus!
<b>Sparkles</b>- I got a riddle.
<b>France</b>- Yeah, Me too. Why the hell am I still talking to you? Go haunt a 7-11!
<b>Sparkles</b>- Whereever did he go? I dont think any of us wants to know.
<b>France</b>- <i>after a moment</i>- I am definetly not drunk enough yet. <i>goes off to her apartment</i>

<i>Meanwhile, Auntie and Nick are having dinner with Sassy.</i>
<b>Auntie</b>- Sis, I can't thank you enough for taking care of my problem!
<b>Sassy</b>- Isn't that what sisters are for?
<b>Auntie</b>- Yes it is. That and terrorizing each other until they breathe their last wicked breath!
<i>They both laugh again</i>
<b>Nick</b>- <i>looking pissed off</i>- When are we leaving?
<b>Auntie</b>- Oh Christ! Are you going to throw a temper tantrum all day?
<b>Nick</b>- I missed my favorite Angel episode today.
<b>Auntie</b>- Oh, Get over it! Don't you own the fucking seasons?
<b>Nick</b>- My DVD of that one skips.
<b>Auntie</b>- Just eat your fucking aligator and we'll get going soon. <i>trying to warm up</i>- Auntie will show you some live entertainment later!
<i>Nick smiles, gets a hard on</i>
<b>Sassy</b>- I love the taste of a good gator. <i>after a pause</i>- When you know you can destroy something so ruthless, so forceful and then eat it like the defeated piece of shit it is, its so very delicious!
<b>Auntie</b>- Well when you describe the "shit" so poetically, I think I'm about through.
<b>Sassy</b>- Not quite yet! Before you go, we need to talk!
<b>Auntie</b>- Surely. <i>looks at Nick</i>- Eat up, Nick. You're gonna need your strength.
<b>Nick</b>- Yes, maam! <i>Bites a piece of gator and wags it around in his mouth like a rabid dog</i>
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>cackling as she goes to another room with Sassy</i>- That's a good boy.
<i>Auntie and Sassy walk off into the foyer</i>
<b>Sassy</b>- Well, Auntie. I must say I was not expecting to see you so soon after I did one FAVOR for you two weeks ago.
<b>Auntie</b>- I can't help it sis. I have no other choice!
<b>Sassy</b>- I just want to ask you one thing and look me in the eyes when I ask cause I know when your Cryptkeeper ass is lying! <i>after a moment</i> Did you kill that man?
<b>Auntie</b>- I told ya NO already! Someone planted him in my front seat because they are onto me and James.
<b>Sassy</b>- OK then! The two of you should have known better to try what you are anyway. You see what happened to him don't you?
<b>Auntie</b>- James was sloppy, Sassy! I dont leave tracks for people to cover. That's the difference between me and James. Half of those people at the complex haven't even seen my face yet.
<b>Sassy</b>- What about your boy toy? What if he goes running his mouth?
<b>Auntie</b>- Nick is harmless. He knows he'd go down as well. All I have to do is give him some pussy and he's quite compliant. <i>thinking to self</i>- Isn't it amazing how all the dumbest guys have the biggest dicks?
<b>Sassy</b>- I don't know how you put your mouth on one of those things!
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>demonstrating on her fist</i> Like this! <i>cackles</i>
<b>Sassy</b>- Gross!
<b>Auntie</b>- So, how about you, Sis? Been carpet shopping lately?
<b>Sassy</b>- I am not dating anyone and don't plan to. I have a fuckbuddy and thats all I need.
<b>Auntie</b>- Well least you got something. Nick is a fuckbudy too. I don't want no fucking man in my house 24-7!
<b>Sassy</b>- What about Glenn? He still doing what he's told?
<b>Auntie</b>- That cocksucker will do whatever I tell him as long as that rough putter of his is in the coma!
<b>Sassy</b>- From what I've been told, I dont see Billy getting out of that coma ever!
<b>Auntie</b>- Yeah! There's a better chance of Johnny Carson waking up. I've got him under control!
<b>Sassy</b>- Just remember to be careful. You're playing a dangerous game. Has anyone missed Maia?
<b>Auntie</b>- Noone has so much as asked about her!
<b>Sassy</b>- As long as you're sure! I worry about you..especially when you bring me two bodies in two weeks!
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>cackling</i>- Isn't the first time though!
<b>Sassy</b>- You are one wicked bitch! <i>laughs</i>
<b>Auntie</b>- And you are one muffmunching cunt! <i>laughs</i>
<b>Sassy</b>- <i>after hugging her</i>- Be careful! You know where I am.

<i>Meanwhile Kaitlyn knocks on Ashley's door.</i>
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>answering</i>- Hey Kaitlyn! It's about time, girl.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I had to get a nap first. I am so beat.
<b>Mark</b>- <i>already lit</i>- We been waiting on you. We've been getting enlivened without you.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Well I can definetly use a drink. It's been a long twenty four hours.
<b>Marcus</b>- <i>shirtless</i>- I hate moving! I dont plan on doing it again for a long while.
<b>Mark</b>- <i>temporarily distracted with Mark's chest</i>- So what do you guys wanna do?
<b>Ashley</b>- Let's start..with a friendly drinking game.
<b>Marcus</b>- No! I want to drink continuously. Not when I am told to.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I am down for whatever you guys wanna do.
<b>Ashley</b>- How about a game of "Truth or Dare"? <i>gets naughty smile across her face, looking at Mark</i>
<b>Mark</b>- Umm...I'd be up for that! <i>watching Marcus's chest</i>
<b>Marcus</b>- <i>eyeing Ashley</i> Me too!
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Aren't we a little old for that?
<b>Ashley</b>- You're NEVER too old for truth or dare!
<b>Marcus</b>- <i>as he takes a drink, some condensation spills on his chest, catching Mark's eye</i>- So, who starts it?
<b>Ashley</b>- Me..since it was my idea! What drink can I get you, Kaitlyn?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Something straight. No chasers for me!
<b>Ashley</b>- My Kind of gal! <i>pours her a shot of tequilla</i>
<b>Mark</b>- So do you like the new apartment?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- It works I guess. Nothing flashy but that's what I like about it.
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>bringing drink back</i> Ok. Since you're new, Katie, I'll start with you!
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Hold on! I don't like being called Katie.
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>after uncomfortable pause</i>- Oh Sorry! Umm..Kaitlyn, truth or dare?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Truth. I need a couple drinks before a dare.
<b>Ashley</b>- OK. Kaitlyn, what brought you to Bundy Complex?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>after a moment</i>- I came here to get away from where I was you could say.
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>intent on her</i>- Elaborate for us.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- All you asked for was a Why? And that is why.
<b>Ashley</b>- It’s a why without the y though!
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Huh?
<b>Ashley</b>- When you answer why without really answering it, you’re leaving out the y and leaving your interviewer saying “Wha…da fuck?” <i>laughs</i>- I am already plastered. I’m sorry Kaitlyn.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- It’s alright. I will catch up. <i>Downs a shot</i>
<b>Mark</b>- Ok. It’s your turn, Kaitlyn!
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Alright. Mark, truth or dare?
<b>Mark</b>- Truth. This time anyway.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Alright. Have you ever been in love before?
<b>Mark</b>- <i>choking on the answer</i>- Yes. You could say I have.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- Good for you. <i>pauses</i>- Glad someone has! <i>downs a shot</i>
<b>Mark</b>- Well I guess its my turn.
<b>Marcus</b>- So who was it, man?
<b>Mark</b>- That wasn’t part of the question.
<b>Ashley</b>- That’s a what without the t! <i>laughs</i>
<b>Mark</b>- Did you say Twat?
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>bursting out laughing</i>- No. I didn’t say twat. But that word always makes me laugh.
<b>Mark</b>- That word doesn’t do anything for me.
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>laughing louder/i>- Twat did you say, Mark? I cunt hear you.
<b>Mark</b>- You’re crazy, Ash!
<b>Ashley</b>- But seriously, it’s a great word. Just the sound of it embarrasses most women. When I hear it, I think of ..
<b>Mark</b>- <i>interrupting</i>- I do believe it’s my turn. Marcus, truth or dare?
<b>Marcus</b>- Dare! What the hell?
<b>Mark</b>- <i>surprised</i>- Ok. Umm. I’ll let Ashley say mine. I’m too drunk! <i>uncomfortable laugh</i>
<b>Ashley</b>- <i>laughing</i>- I dare you to get naked for the next two rounds.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>laughing</i>- Wow. I’m glad I didn’t take dare.
<b>Mark</b>- <i>jaw dropped</i>- Oh my god!
<i>Marcus stands up and pulls his shorts down to reveal himself commando!</i>
<b>Marcus</b>- Why not the rest of the game?
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>downing two more shots</i>- Yep! I gotta start drinking faster.
<b>Mark</b>- <i>wide eyed</i>- Me too! <i>downs a shot, eyes never leaving Marcus</i>
<b>Ashley</b>- Welcome to the neighborhood, Kaitlyn! <i>laughs</i>
<i>Meanwhile JD is trying on different outfits in his room.</i>

<b>Liv</b>- So, can we do something tonight?
<b>JD</b>- I am very busy tonight, Liv. Got things to do.
<b>Liv</b>- <i>sarcastically</i>- Or people to do, you mean?
<b>JD</b>- Ha! You’re silly. I stay busy enough in this apartment.
<b>Liv</b>- <i>changing subject</i>- I am really tired of Hell. She is so fucking self-righteous. I got to get out of this place soon or I’m gonna go fucking crazy.
<b>JD</b>- Now you know you can’t risk that.
<b>Liv</b>- Why the hell not?
<b>JD</b>- Do I have to remind you that your hometown thinks you killed your parents?
<b>Liv</b>- I don’t care what they think. People don’t know me in L.A. I am just another number, JD! Let me go out and do some things. I could go in disguise.
<b>JD</b>- I promise we’ll sit down and discuss this when the time is right. Where’s Hell?
<b>Liv</b>- <i>wishing she could tell but knows she shouldn’t for her own sake</i>- She is surfing the crimson wave. Ya know- visiting Aunt Flo.
<b>JD</b>- <i>laughs</i>- Angelito said he ate a girl out on her period once. Her name was Rose if you can believe that. He said it was the closest he could get to being a vampire. You know how obsessed he is.
<b>Liv</b>- Oh my god! I’m going to be sick.
<b>JD</b>- Well I wanted to kiss her goodnight. <i>starts to walk to her door, Liv freaking out</i>- I’ll just wait till I get in. Don’t wanna wake her up!
<b>Liv</b>- So can I go out?
<b>JD</b>- Fuck, Liv. NOT tonight. We need to plan something like that carefully. Someone sees you and that’s it. End of fucking story for all of us.
<b>Liv</b>- But I’m bored JD!
<b>JD</b>- You could wash my dirty clothes. They need it.
<b>Liv</b>- Whatever, JD! Just go fuck whomever it is you’re fucking.
<b>JD</b>- LIV! Listen to me. If you don’t start trusting me, what kind of a relationship do we got?
<b>Liv</b>- Well you fuck Hell too so I just figured you’d fuck others too!
<b>JD</b>- I have told you, Liv. I am just comforting Helen. It’s you that I really love.
<b>Liv</b>- I don’t believe you.
<b>JD</b>- Well that’s unfortunate Liv! One day you’re going to have to trust me.
<b>Liv</b>- Whatever. Have a good night. <i>slams door</i>
<b>JD</b>- Oh I will.

<i>Meanwhile Ben enters “The Dez”, a local bar in the area. As he enters, he sees a peculiar, drunk man on the right end, the bartender Dezzie behind the counter, Ayn and Grace from the apartment building. Ben walks up to the bar and sits down, taking off his hat.</i>

<b>Ben</b>- Hi Dezzie.
<b>Dezzie</b>- Hi sugar! What can momma get ya tonight?
<b>Ben</b>- Jack and Coke. And keep them coming.
<b>Dezzie</b>- Sure thing, Ben. Jack and Coke coming up.
<b>Jim</b>- <i>moving over from his seat to come talk to Ben</i>- Hey there, Jesse James! <i>almost stumbles</i>- What the hell is that on your hands, son?
<b>Ben</b>- I am not much for company tonight.
<b>Jim</b>- Not much for hygiene either are you man? What is that on your hands man?
<b>Ben</b>- It isn’t any of your concern, my friend.
<b>Jim</b>- Is that blood stains, man? Did you take down Doc Holliday? <i>laughs at his own jokes</i>
<b>Ben</b>- <b>raising tone a bit</b>- It is really nothing sir. I am just trying to have a drink alone.
<i>Ayn and Grace notice him and head for the bar.</i>
<b>Jim</b>- What’s the matter, man? You going to shoot me at the OK Corral? <i>laughing loudly</i>
<b>Ben</b>- <i>loudly</i>- I said LEAVE IT ALONE!
<b>Jim</b>- Oh, did you claim the Louisana Purchase first?
<i>Ben stands up and grabs Jim by the throat and holds him up in the air, much to a shocked Jim’s displeasure. </i>
<b>Dezzie</b>- BEN! Put him down I said. <i>Ben is still choking him</i> BEN!! BEN!!
<b>Grace</b>- <i>running over<i>- Ben, put him down! <i>Jim starts turning blue and throws up.
<b>Ayn</b>- <i>grabbing his hand</i>- Ben, STOP IT!

***COMMERCIAL***


<i>Meanwhile, Greta, Em and Lin are laughing and drinking. France seems distracted!</i>

<b>Greta</b>- France, are you alright?
<b>France</b>- Does anybody know anything about that freak in #8?
<b>Em</b>- He’s kinda hot.
<b>Lin</b>- I think so too. He’s creepy but I’d fuck him fourty different ways.
<b>France</b>- Something is not right about him. Or that crazy homeless bitch jumping up behind people at night. I don’t know about you guys but they freak me out. I feel like either one of em could show up at your door anytime with an ax or worse.
<i>Knock on the door, France’s eyes raise</i>
<b>Em</b>- Uh Oh! That must be them now..here to take France off to a torture chamber of iron maidens and gimps!
<b>France</b>- Fuck off Em!
<i>Lin gets up and answers the door. As she opens up, she gives an enthusiastic screech.</i>
<b>France</b>- <i>dropping her glass</i>- What is it?
<b>Lin</b>- QB!! Hey, baby! <i>throws herself at him</i> I forgot my order and you still brought it. <i>licks his face</b>- You taste good!
<b>QB</b>- Well, I must say, Lin, I suppose you still can surprise me! <i>frightened, hands her the order</i>- Just sign here on the dotted line.
<b>France</b>- <i>annoyed at a laughing Em</i>- Just shut it, Em! If you saw that crazy ass bastard putting a garbage bag in his truck and wiping his bloody hands, you’d be freaked out too! That motherfucker is batshit if you ask me. Him and that homeless wacko should get married and move to fucking Jersey or something and leave us alone.
<b>Em</b>- <i>laughing herself silly</i>- You’re hilarious, France!
<b>Greta</b>- <i>a little concerned</i>- How big was the bag, France?
<b>France</b>- Big enough, Greta. What if he’s off disposing of some body right now?
<b>Em</b>- Come on! Give me a break. He’s a taxidermist, France. It was probably some animals blood.
<b>France</b>- Hello! Anyone in this room seen “Psycho”?
<b>Em</b>- Of course! And I think I’m watching the sequel right now.
<b>France</b>- Fuck you. Just cause you want to make him a notch in your belt.
<b>Em</b>- No thanks. Don’t you really want someone else to fuck you tonight?
<b>France</b>- Alright. <i>embarrassed</i>- I am leaving now.
<b>Greta</b>- Girls! Stop fighting. We’re supposed to be waiting on this pizza boy, remember? We all promised.
<b>France</b>- <i>calming down when she looks at Greta</i>- Fine.

<b>QB</b>- I will consider that, Lin.
<b>Lin</b>- It finds just the right spot in your asshole and tickles so that the blue part will be working your taint simultaneously and.. <i>sees the pizza guy</b>- Hold everything!
<b>QB</b>- Goodbye, Lin! <i>almost running off</i>
<b>Lin</b>- Pizzas here girls!
<i>A young eighteen year old guy (Adam) comes walking up with a pizza as Lin motions for the girls to be ready. Greta, Em and France start taking off their tops, exposing their breasts. Greta does this quite nervously. </i>
<b>Lin</b>- Well, hello, young man. <i>starts peeling a bananna and licks the top before sucking in a bite</i>
<b>Adam</b>- Umm.. I got your pizza. How are you this evening?
<b>Lin</b>- Really madly horny. <i>bites the bananna</i> How about you?
<b>Adam</b>- <i>a little surprised</i>- That will be 18.69!
<b>Lin</b>- Now theres a number- 69! You like that number, honey? What’s your name?
<b>Adam</b>- Adam! That wil be 18.69
<b>Lin</b>- Relax, Adam. I got the money just inside here. Come on in. <i>winks</i>
<i>Adam walks in behind her and sees three topless girls on the couch. His mouth kind of just hangs open.</i>
<b>Em</b>- Hi there. We’re having a party! Wanna join us?
<b>Adam</b>- <i>taken completely aback</i>- I..I am not quite through with my shift.
<b>Em</b>- There’s a great tip in it for you. And I bet you know just where to stick your tips. <i>plays with her breasts</i>
<b>Adam</b>- <i>almost dropping the pizza</i>- I should probably go.
<b>Em</b>- Wait a minute! Fifty bucks and a Blowjob would be a really good tip wouldn’t it?
<b>France</b>- Oh Christ!
<b>Lin</b>- There’s a pool party in my panties right now, Adam! <i>licks lips</i>
<b>France</b>- <i>almost completely drunk</i>- Considering you are still on your period, Lin, that is definetly not funny!
<b>Adam</b>- <i>noticing Lin’s box of toys too</i> I really need to go. <i>starting for the door</i>
<b>Greta</b>- <i>gets up and walks over to Adam to everyones surprise</i>- Stay with us, Adam. <i>talking in soft, girlish voice</i> We are just four lonely girls who want to see some handsome man strip for us and then we’re going to take bets on who gets to pleasure you. Plus you’re gonna get fifty bucks for it at that. You’re so handsome, Adam. I bet we could get along really well. <i>rubs her nipples</i>- I bet you got a nice, rock hard cock for me to play with. <i>cuts to Adam looking hot and bothered</i>- Look. I see it now trying to poke its way out and say Hello to me. I don’t know maybe its because your name is Adam but you really make me feel like Eve wanting a taste of the forbidden fruit tonight. We could make our own universe- the five of us! Whad’ya say?
<b>Adam</b>- I have never..I have never had sex before.
<b>Em</b>- I’ll throw an extra 50 in!
<b>Lin</b>- Fuck that! I’ll throw in 100!
<b>France</b>- This isn’t “The price Is Right” for Christ sakes! Take it easy on the poor boy.
<b>Greta</b>- <i>kisses him softly</i>- Its ok. <i>whispers in his ear</i>- We’ll be gentle and you’ll have a hell of a story to tell your friends.
<b>Adam</b>- <i>fixated on Greta</i>- I am so nervous right now. I have never stripped in front of anyone.
<b>Greta</b>- Do you want me to help?
<b>Adam</b>- Maybe. Would you kiss me again?
<b>Greta</b>- <i>smiles and kisses him more passionately</i>- Stay!
<i>As he kisses her, she motions for everyone to come over. She starts to take his shirt off. The girls come over to help, except for France who is falling asleep on the couch.</i>

<i>Meanwhile, Lauryn opens the door and it’s Ryan.</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- Hi Ryan! Harley is asleep. She’s all ready.
<b>Ryan</b>- Hi Lauryn. How has your day been?
<b>Lauryn</b>- It’s been fine really. Can I get you something to drink?
<b>Ryan</b>- Umm, I can get it for myself. You don’t have to.
<b>Lauryn</b>- Don’t be silly, Ryan. I’ll get it for you. What do you want?
<b>Ryan</b>- Anything is fine.
<b>Lauryn</b>- I just made some tea earlier. Do you like it sweet or unsweet?
<b>Ryan</b>- Sweet.
<b>Lauryn</b>- I thought so. <i>pours him a cup</i> So what’s Kimmy doing?
<b>Ryan</b>- She went out for the night. I’m alone right now. <i>feels almost wrong for saying it</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- Want to hang out here for awhile? I’m alone for about another hour as or so as well.
<b>Ryan</b>- I guess it couldn’t hurt. Harley is asleep too, huh?
<b>Lauryn</b>- Yes, she is. <i>gives him the tea</i> I loved the picture you gave me last week. You never did tell me what it was of?
<b>Ryan</b>- I thought you would know.
<b>Lauryn</b>- Well I know its an ocean.
<b>Ryan</b>- It’s The Great Barrier Reef. Saw it when I was a kid.
<b>Lauryn</b>- Really! Wow! I have never been outside of the United States. What was it like?
<b>Ryan</b>- My best memory of it is just staring into it. I kept thinking if I would jump in, I could swim forever and get so lost noone would ever find me. <i>pause</i>- I liked that thought. I kept this picture ever since to remember it. But when I saw you crying outside last week on the swings, I wanted you to have it. You looked like you wanted to get lost too.
<i>Lauryn touches it, almost crying.</i>

<i>Meanwhile, Wegie, Jo, Angelito, Alex, Armaan, Garrett, Hailies and Oba are at the movies watching “Superbad”! Garrett leans over to Wegie.</i>

<b>Garrett</b>- Can I go play arcade games? I’m not really into this movie.
<b>Wegie</b>- <i>sighs</i>- I guess Garrett! <i>hands him a five</i>- Nowhere else but the arcade! I mean it.
<b>Garrett</b>- No problem.
<b>Oba</b>- SUPERBAD! SUPERBAD!
<b>Wegie</b>- Oba! Shhhh. We’re in a movie.
<b>Garrett</b>- Yeah, shut up retard!
<i>Wegie notices Jo and Angelito getting too close!</i>
<b>Wegie</b>- Jo, Angelito. Too close!!
<b>Jo</b>- <i>pissed off</i>- Fine!
<i>Camera follows Garrett out of theatre and to the arcade. He sees a young girl playing “Dawn of the Dead Pinball”, his favorite!</i>
<b>Garrett</b>- <i>approaching her</i>- Hey! Wanna play two players?
<b>Hell</b>- <i>who has been at the movies all day</i>- Sure, I guess. My turn is over anyway. You got the quarters?
<b>Garrett</b>- Yeah. Just got to go the change machine. <i>starts walking, offers her to come along</i>- What’s your name?
<b>Hell</b>- Well, my name is <i>thinking</i> Liria.
<b>Garrett</b>- What an awesome name. Mines Garrett.
<b>Hell</b>- So what movie did you come to see, Garrett?
<b>Garrett</b>- My group is watching “Superbad”.
<b>Hell</b>- I watched that today. It was funny.
<b>Garrett</b>- It was Ok. I just didn’t feel like watching a movie today.
<b>Hell</b>- I have a lot on my mind too I guess.
<b>Garrett</b>- You know what I do when theres a lot on my mind.
<b>Hell</b>- What?
<b>Garrett</b>- I empty the recycle bin. <i>smiles</i>
<b>Hell</b>- <i>smiles</i>- Well, what was in your recycle bin today?
<b>Garrett</b>- Too much! <i>getting the change</i>
<b>Hell</b>- I understand.
<b>Garrett</b>- So who did you come with?
<b>Hell</b>- Nobody. I mean I just wanted to unwind a little bit. I like the movies. They’re about as far away as you can get from reality.
<b>Garrett</b>- Pinball works too.
<b>Hell</b>- I like zombies. <i>They start to play.</i>
<b>Garrett</b>- So do I. I like any scenario where I could be mindless. No thoughts at all except for the need to eat brains.
<b>Hell</b>- I wonder what a brain would taste like. I always imagined it would taste like a meatloaf or something.
<b>Garrett</b>- Gross! I like that.
<b>Hell</b>- I think it would be fun to be a zombie. But probably still lonely. There aren’t a lot of big brains in our world if you haven’t already noticed.
<b>Garrett</b>-That’s for damn sure, Helen!
<b>Hell</b>- Huh? My name is Liria.
<b>Garrett</b>- I have another addiction, Helen. I always watch for AMBER alerts. I know you’re a runaway. Your moms name is Liria.
<b>Hell</b>- I gotta go.
<b>Garrett</b>- Relax! I don’t wanna tell anybody. I just want you to play the game with me some more. <i>after a pause</i>- You smell nice and that’s a good disguise you got on.
<b>Hell</b>- I…I..
<b>Garrett</b>- I can get you a ride home too. The guy who took us is a complete dolt. He has no idea whats going on with any of us! Where are you staying anyway?
<b>Hell</b>- It doesn’t matter.
<b>Garrett</b>- Maybe I’d like to ask you on a date sometime.
<b>Hell</b>- I gotta go! Sorry! Bye. <i>Hell runs off</i>
<b>Garrett</b>- Wait!! Helen?

<i>Meanwhile JD and Wout are doing shots at the local gay bar, Vik’s Stik. </i>
<b>JD</b>- So glad to be out with you tonight, sexy!
<b>Wout</b>- I am always happy to be with you.
<b>JD</b>- How’s your drink?
<b>Wout</b>- Doing its job. <i>laughs</i>
<b>JD</b>- So that means I’ll get lucky again tonight. <i>smiles flirtaciously</i>
<b>Wout</b>- That brings me to something I wanted to say tonight.
<b>JD</b>- What is it?
<b>Wout</b>- Could we maybe just try something new tonight?
<b>JD</b>- You want to have a threeway or something?
<b>Wout</b>- <i>embarrassed</i>- That’s not what I meant JD! Although sex with you is always an adventure. I was wondering if, for once, tonight we could just lay together. Maybe just some kissing and touching and try to keep it from becoming sex. Just for one night. We have never had a date that didn’t end in sex. Do you realize that?
<b>JD</b>- I guess sometimes I get so sexual and forget to do some of the other things. I’m sorry. <i>Licks Wouts hand</i> I’m just so good at sex though.
<b>Wout</b>- <i>laughing</i>- I know. Believe me it will be difficult for me too. But I want to test us. <i>pausing</i>- I love you JD! I never knew I could love another human being like I love you.
<b>JD</b>- <i>smiling</i>- You’re so goddamn sweet, I could squeeze you and make juice. I love you too, Wout.
<b>Wout</b>- <i>smiling bigger</i>- Lets order another drink!
<i>JD motions for Vik to come over</i>
<b>Vik</b>- Hi JD! Can you believe this bullshit? All my fucking waiters went on strike TONIGHT of all fucking nights. I am so damn swamped. Thank fucking Christ my strippers didn’t strike too.
<b>JD</b>- Are you paying your waiters enough?
<b>Vik</b>- Of course I fucking am! Too much if you ask me. They’re just tired of “waitors cant be naked” rule!
<b>JD</b>- I have to say I’m with them on that.
<b>Vik</b>- You would say that! What do you two want?
<b>Wout</b>- I’ll have a strawberry daiquiri.
<b>JD</b>- I’ll have a Wout straight up! <i>smiles</i>
<b>Vik</b>- Oh Puhhleeze, JD! Use it on someone who believes it. This boy looks far too smart to buy your shit. What’s your name?
<b>Wout</b>- Wout. <i>looking like he didn’t want to hear what Vik said</i>
<b>JD</b>- Don’t you have some tables to wait, emo boy?
<b>Vik</b>- <i>smiles sarcastically</i>- Eat shit and die JD!
<b>JD</b>- Go play a “My Chemical Romance” album and blow your brains out.
<b>Vik</b>- <i>flipping him off</i>- Sit and spin, whore! <i> walks off</i>
<b>JD</b>- <i>turning to Wout</i>- Sorry about him. If he isn’t depressed, he doesn’t know how to act and react like everyone else.
<b>Wout</b>- It’s alright. So, do you like my idea, JD? <i>music getting louder</i>
<b>JD</b>- WHAT?
<b>Wout</b>- <i>louder</i>- I SAID “DO YOU LIKE MY IDEA”?
<b>JD</b>- <i>smiling</i>- Sure! Let’s get out of here, sexy! Leave Vik with two drinks to waste. <i>laughs</i>

<i>MEANWHILE at The Dez, things have calmed down. Jim is sitting at the other end of the bar, still a bit freaked out. Ayn and Grace have talked Ben down.</i>

<b>Dezzie</b>- Ben, I swear if you scare me like that again, I’m going to have to ban you from this bar, you understand?
<b>Ben</b>- I understand. I’m sorry Dezzie.
<b>Grace</b>- So, what do you like to do for fun, Ben? Me and Ayn have saw you around before at the complex. You don’t talk all that much. Why is that?
<b>Ben</b>- I don’t have very much to say I guess.
<b>Ayn</b>- I feel that about you. Who is that girl you’re always hanging around with?
<b>Grace</b>- Hila is her name I’ve heard.
<b>Ben</b>- Hila. She’s a good person.
<b>Jim</b>- <i>approaching Ben</i>- Man, I just wanted to apologize. <i>shaking</i> I didn’t mean to get you all rattled, son. I’m going to go home now. Hope there’s no hard feelings or anything.
<b>Ben</b>- Leave me alone.
<b>Jim</b>- That’s fine. <i>looks at everyone</i>- See everyone later! Don’t get too drunk! <i>walks off, utterly pissed</i>
<b>Dezzie</b>- <i>to Ben</i>- Thanks a lot asshole! He’s one of my best customers.
<b>Ben</b>- I said I was sorry, Dez. I meant it.
<b>Dezzie</b>- <i>gasps</i>- I know. But you gotta be calmer, Ben. You acted like you were ready to kill that guy. Scared the shit outta me!
<b>Ben</b>- I was merely angry. It wont happen again.
<b>Dezzie</b>- Ok! <i>taps his hand</i>- No more for you tonight OK. <i>someone catches her eye</i> Well guess who is here. Your girl, Hila.
<b>Ben</b>- <i>doing a full turn around</i>- I will see you ladies afterwhile. <i>headed over toward Hila</i>
<b>Ayn</b>- Ok then, Ben! <i>to Grace</i>- What a psycho!
<b>Grace</b>- But a cute one!
<b>Ayn</b>- You’d probably date The Son Of Sam if he asked.
<b>Grace</b>-Atleast I’d know what to expect. <i>finishing shot</i>- We should go home. Amauriel should be back tonight and tell us what’s going on with the album. Have you seen Elm today?
<b>Ayn</b>- More than I wanted to this morning. <i>laughs to self</i>- I don’t know where he goes all the time.
<b>Grace</b>- Probably someplace you can get high. He’s so predicatable!
<b>Ayn</b>- I disagree. I think theres more to him than he lets on. We’re the naïve ones for thinking him predicatable.
<b>Grace</b>- I wish you were right.
<b>Ayn</b>- Give it time. <i>notices Ben and Hila leaving</i>- Well there go the happy, crazy couple.
<b>Grace</b>- So weird.
<b>Ayn</b>- Like you didn’t want to fuck him a while ago. I know better.
<b>Grace</b>- I plead the fifth!

<i>Outside Ben and Hila start kissing wildly. Hila moves Ben’s hand to her head and screams..</i>
<b>Hila</b>- Pull my hair!
<b>Ben</b>- <i>between hard breaths</i>- Yes. Yes, Hila. <i> He does.</i>
<i> Hila grabs his shirt and puts her hands underneath his coat and shirt, playing with his nipples and kissing him harder. She moves her mouth down his chest and takes her teeth and undoes his belt and pulls it out. She bites the zipper and rips it down while Ben has his eyes closed and his tongue out. She rubs her face against his cock, through his underwear. She seems overcome with passion and takes the band in her mouth and pulls them down. It is hard and ready for her. She licks it and looks up at him. He pulls her face up to him, hand on his neck like he could strangle her, she feels a little bit of choking and likes it, KISSES HIM HARD AND WET. She scratches his chest and draws blood. She moves her lips down and licks it off of him. He picks her up and she pulls her jeans down off her body. She has no underwear. He is quite strong and sets her on his cock and starts to fuck her against the tree. She bites his lip and his ears. He huffs under his breath, still silent. <i>

<b>Hila</b>- Fuck me Ben! Fuck me!

<i>They fuck rapidly and angrily against the tree.</i>


***COMMERCIAL***

<i>Auntie and Nick arrive back to the house, noticing Em, Lin, Greta, Mark, Marcus, Kaitlyn, Ashley and Adam naked in the pool. Noone notices them though.</i>

<b>Auntie</b>- What the flipping fuck is going on in my pool?
<b>Nick</b>- Man those chicks in #1 are naked. Can I go swim?
<b>Auntie</b>- Listen, Nemo! You go near that pool and NOONE will find you again. Understand?
<b>Nick</b>- Yes, maam!
<b>Auntie</b>- I don't see that cocksuckers car. If that little turd left him unattended, I will rip him a new asshole that he won't enjoy!
<i>They walk into the house and Auntie goes for the fridge and opens a beer and downs it</i>
<b>Nick</b>- You drink like a sailor, Auntie!
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>belches</i>- Well you screw like one. That's why we get along so well.
<b>Nick</b>- I like the way my pecker feels when it crawls into your loins like a groundhog burrowing a hole. <i>gets an animalisitic look</i>
<b>Auntie</b>- Well I promise you wont see your shadow for the rest of the night. <i>He starts to walk over toward her</i>- But first- go down and check on the mummy for me!
<b>Nick</b>- Alright. I'm hard already.
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>getting another beer</i>- One more of these and I'll be ready too!
<i>Nick heads for the cellar.</i>
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>dials Glenn on the cell, looking vehemently pissed off. There is no answer. When the message starts "This is Glenn. Sorry I'm not here.."</i>- Motherfucker!
<i>Nick sees all the lights out in the cellar. When he gets to the bottom step, The Man In Bandages stabs him in the leg with a nailgun.</i>
<b>Nick</b>- Auntie!! Help me! The mummy stabbed me. <i>He trips down the stairs</i>
<b>Auntie</b>- <i> puts her beer down and goes over to the stove and gets a frying pan and runs for the cellar</i>- Oh you've had it now, motherfucker! He aint gonna be worth shit to me tonight now. <i>still running</i>- Now I'm already to go and you done fucked it up now!
<i>Auntie grabs a flashlight and shines it to see Nick crying on the floor and the Man in bandages holding a nailgun. He shoots it at her and she ducks. Shs runs down the stairs and smacks him across the face with a frying pan. He falls to his knees. She beats him over the skull with it twice until he passes out. </i>
<b>Auntie</b>- Oh, Glenn. Your ass has had it!
<b>Nick</b>- Auntie, my leg really hurts!
<b>Auntie</b>- STOP YOUR WHINING, pussyboy! I'll take care of you in a minute. I gotta tie this goddamn mummy up again before he wakes up. <i> ties and duct-tapes the man and chains his legs back and nails them back into the floor while Nick hollers.</i>
<b>Nick</b>- Auntie, I need something. Theres alot of blood!
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>goes over to the Jack Daniels bottle, brings it back and pours it on his wound.</i>
<b>Nick</b>- <i>screams in a high pitch</i> OH MY GOD!
<b>Auntie</b>- <i>smacks him in the face</i>- Get a hold of your damn self RIGHT NOW! I don't want my tenants to think I'm throwing a goddamn Celine Dion concert in my cellar, dumbass!! <i>duct-tapes his wound</i>I'll take you to the ER. I imagine thats where cocksuckers at and me and him need to have a conversation. The mummy will be out awhile and maybe he'll think twice on being squirrely after the headache he's gonna have!
<b>Nick</b>- I'm sorry Auntie. It just hurts.
<b>Auntie</b>- Auntie will make it better. Now hobble up these stairs with me!
<i>As they leave, camera pans over to Man In Bandages knocked out.</i>

<i>MEANWHILE Ryan and Lauren are inside Lauryns apartment still. </i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- I've had a wonderful time tonight, Ryan. It feels so good to get things out sometimes.
<b>Ryan</b>- Yeah. I don't know what I would do without being able to talk with you sometimes. I used to have James too but now he's gone.
<b>Lauryn</b>- I liked James. mostly.
<b>Ryan</b>- I mean I think that everyone has two sides. One that is easier to show to the world and one they keep to themselves mostly.
<b>Lauryn</b>- That was James alright. I'm sure he'll be around now and again.
<b>Ryan</b>- I doubt he will. He seemed like he really wanted to disappear. That's probably what he will do.
<b>Lauryn</b>- I guess we all need to disappear to a degree sometimes. Well, Ryan, I hope you know that when you need to, I'll be here for you!
<b>Ryan</b>- <i>looking at her</i>- I know.
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>almost about to tear up</i>- I'd be here for you in <i>pause</i> any way you ever needed. I would testify against Kimmy in a second! Just so you know.
<b>Ryan</b>- Kimmy isn't as bad as she seems. Really. I cause her alot of added stress you know. <i>defending</i>- She had a really hard life, Lauryn.
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>nervously</i>- I've seen her hit you, Ryan. Noone deserves that. <i>touches his hand</i>
<b>Ryan</b>- It's nothing really. <i>getting more unhinged</i>- I wish she wouldn't do it front of others though. <i>looks near losing it and remains numb</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- She shoudln't do it at all. <i>takes Ryan's head into her shoulder</i>- Noone should ever hurt a soul</i> cries softly</i> like yours Ryan. It makes me hurt inside to see all those tears welled up underneath your eyes, Ryan. <i>kisses his head once and holds him</i>
<b>Ryan</b>- <i>like a child called down</i>- It's alright, Lauryn. Really it is. A child needs her parents. Like I said Kimmy isn't that bad.
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>raising up</i>- She doesn't love you the way you should be loved, Ryan.
<b>Ryan</b>- I should probably go, Lauryn. <i>trying to change tones</i>- She'll probably be in soon. <i>goes to pick up Harley in her car seat</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>touches his hand</i>- Don't go yet! I want to say something to you.
<b>Ryan</b>- <i>looking like he can hardly hold back</i>- What is it, Lauryn?
<i>There is a twenty second pause between them as Lauryn starts to speak more than once and stops</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>finally</i>- I just wanted to say <i>leans over as if shes going to kiss him</i>
<i>Lauryn hears Oba screaming outside "NAKED PEOPLE! NAKED PEOPLE! PENIS! VAGINA!"</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- Oba? <i>she runs over and opens the door to see Wegie trying to run everybody inside and Oba trying to take his clothes off looking at the naked people in the pool.</i>
<i>Greta freaks out and starts running for the apartment. Everyone else is too stunned to move.</i>
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>to everyone in pool</i>- Class act everyone! <i>helps them all into the apratment, Hailies is distracted all the way in. Angelito runs over and jumps in the pool once she's inside.</i>
<b>Ryan</b>- Maybe another time!
<b>Lauryn</b>- <i>about to cry again</i>- Yes. I'll see you tomorrow Ryan. <i>Wegie comes pulling a naked Oba inside.</i> OH MY GOD! I gotta take care of this Ryan.
<b>Ryan</b>- <i>waving her bye as he walks out</i>- Tomorrow then.
<i>MEANWHILE IN POOL</i>
<b>Angelito</b>- You guys have a naked pool party and dont invite me. <i>takes everything off</i>
<b>Lin</b>- She can judge all she likes. Them kids are freaks anyway.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I am so embarassed right now.
<b>Em</b>- Don't worry. We were all having a good time.
<b>Marcus</b>- <i>watches Ryan walk, head down, to his apartment</i>- Yeah! Fuck it! This is our place too. If the landlord aint saying nothing, who cares right? I'm so glad we took our truth or dare game outside and you guys were here! Dirty minds think alike.
<b>Ashley</b>- So whose turn was it?
<b>Mark</b>- <i>very nervous</i>- Well it was Greta's. I think that finished her for the night though.
<b>Lin</b>- I aint ashamed. I like my body. If people dont want to look at it. they should cover their eyes. If I could be naked all the time, I would do it!
<b>Mark</b>- I have to confess guys. I have NEVER been naked around this many people in my lifetime!
<b>Ashley</b>- Isn't it great? <i>does a backflip, exposing her ass</i>
<b>Em</b>- Well I'll take Greta's turn! <i>Eyeing Angelitos hot body next to her</i>- I dare everyone to kiss the person next to you long and hard. Counter clockwise.
<i>Em turns to Angelito and kisses him hard! Adam turns to Ashley and kisses her, wishing Greta was still there. Lin turns to an uncomfortable Kaitlyn and kisses her. Kaitlyn kisses back reluctantly.</i>
<b>Marcus</b>- <i>turns to a very nervous Mark</i>- Well come her big boy! I guess it's me and you.
<b>Mark</b>- OK. <i>he closes eyes and awaits as Marcus approaches him and kisses him on his lips, soft and nervously.</i>
<i> Mark imagines an orchestral love theme playing</i>
<b>Marcus</b>- <i>when done</i> How about musical Lips? Let's switch off!
<b>Mark</b>- <i>realizing he wasn't as into it in reality</i>- I..I think I'm turning in.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- <i>glad someone said it</i>- Me too! I have had more to drink tonight than I have in QUITE a while and I am kicked out tonight.
<b>Lin</b>- <i>grabbing Angelito under the pool</i>- I think we should just get things started. I got some things in the apartment we could try out.
<i>Angelito smiles sickeningly big.</i>
<b>Mark</b>- <i>getting out of pool</i>- I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'm tired. Enjoy yourselves. <i>runs for door, covering erection.</i>
<b>Em</b>- It's breaking up just as it was getting interesting.
<b>Kaitlyn</b>- I think I've shown myself quite enough tonight. <i>gets out of pool and walks home</i>
<i>Lin grabs Angelito and tongues his nipple. Camera pans to Jo watching out window.</i>
<b>Marcus</b>- I want some of that action. Do you Em? <i>winks at her</i>
<b>Em</b>- Sounds good to me. <i>kisses Marcus</i>
<b>Adam</b>- I want to go check on Greta. <i>gets out of pool</i>
<i>Em. Lin, Marcus and Angelito continue to make out.</i>

<b>Greta</b>- <i>getting dressed as France wakes up</i>- I can't believe myself tonight! Am I crazy or what?
<b>France</b>- <i>seeing she's changing, wakes right up</i>- It was a crazy night, Greta. Don't feel bad.
<b>Greta</b>- Those kids of Lauryns seen us naked in the pool.
<b>France</b>- Everyone got naked and went to the pool??
<b>Greta</b>- YES! And I wished I hadn't.
<b>France</b>- Damn. Why did I fall asleep?
<b>Greta</b>- France, I just want to go to bed now and pretend this never happened. I think we should call it a night.
<b>France</b>- I understand.
<i>There is a knock at the door.</i>
<b>Greta</b>- Oh No! I bet its Adam. I think he's got a crush on me now France.
<b>France</b>- <i>eyeing her</i>- Cant say as I blame him.
<b>Greta</b>- Just tell him I went to bed. Don't give him my number.
<b>France</b>- Hello!! He brought you your pizza, Greta. He's gonna know it.
<b>Greta</b>- Just get him to go. I'm going to bed. <i>walks off feeling ashamed</i>
<b>France</b>- <i>opens door</i> Hey there pizzaboy. Greta's going to bed. You best keep on trucking home.
<b>Adam</b>- Is she OK? Could I see her?
<b>France</b>- No! She's off to bed, which is what you should go do.
<b>Adam</b>- Tell her I'll call her. OK?
<b>France</b>- Surely. Goodnight. <i>closes door</i>
<i>Adam walks off, looking defeated.</i>

<i>MEANWHILE JD and Wout get back to Wouts house</i>
<b>Wout</b>- <i>cutting on lights</i>- Well here we are.
<b>JD</b>- <i>drunken, starts kissing Wout's neck</i>- So we are, my lemon bar. Let's get naked.
<b>Wout</b>- JD! You promised.
<b>JD</b>- You were serious about that.
<b>Wout</b>- YES! We never have a date that doesn't end in sex. I mean I'm not complaining but I'd just like to get to know you more.
<b>JD</b>- <i>smirking</i>- Well, we both know the best way to do that! <i>starts to take off Wout's shirt</i>- Come on. Lets communicate the best way we know how.
<b>Wout</b>- <i>looking very let down</i>- I was wanting to ask you something about your landlord.
<b>JD</b>- Fuck James! He's gone now. Let's fuck, Wout!
<b>Wout</b>- I guess it can wait till later. <i>dismayingly starts making out with JD</i>
<i>JD picks him up and carries him to the bedroom, stumbling. He lays Wout on the bed and undoes Wout's shorts, while taking his off- like a pro who has done this MANY times! He kisses Wout and stand up, turns Wout around, finishes undressing him, Wout seems to want to turn around but JD enters him from behind and fucks him rough and Wout just has a sad look on his face.</i>
<b>JD</b>- I love you baby! Don't be down! I just want it this way tonight. We'll talk tomorrow. Cross my heart.
<b>Wout</b>- <i>with single tear</i>- I love you too!

<i>.MEANWHILE Amauriel is riding home in a cab. The cab driver notices he looks distracted. Amauriel is remembering events of the day.</i>
FLASHBACK- <b>Tjaman</b>- Amauriel, I am telling you to consider this offer. I have went out of my way for you here. You have REAL talent! Those bums you fuck around with are bringing you down. You should go to this label as an independent artist. Hell, I'll even break the news to them for you if thats what you want. I don't know if I can finance another album with things as is. BUT YOU- you I can work with.
<b>Amauriel</b>- I told you Tjaman, they are my friends. Ayn is my girl. I can't turn my back on them. And I happen to think they're talented.
<b>Tjaman</b>- Theres a reason relationships dont work in show business, Amauriel. Think about it! I will consider giving your "band" another chance but I have not decided.
<b>Amauriel</b>- I will keep what you said in mind but I am staying with my band.
<b>Tjaman</b>- Well I guess theres nothing more to talk about right now. You can always go to another label but not every label says "Tja Trax" on it!
<b>Amauriel</b>- I understand. Hopefully you'll give us a chance.
<b>Tjaman</b>- We'll see!
<i>Amauriel leaves outside, starts to go back in to say something he forgot and sees Tjaman eating a handful of WORMS! He turns back and leaves and Tjaman doesn't see him.</i>
<i>Now back inside the cab, the cab driver speaks to a distracted, freaked out looking Amauriel.</i>
<b>Charisma</b>- Where the hell am I going again, hun? <i>smoking a cigarette</i>
<b>Amauriel</b>-<i>back to reality</i>- Oh, sorry! Bundy Complex!
<b>Charisma</b>- Man I was just there the other day. Got stood the hell up too. Stiffed me out of a twenty mile drive at the time.
<b>Amauriel</b>- Really? Sorry. Who did that?
<b>Charisma</b>- What was that creeps name? Something common. <i>after a minute</i>- James! That was it! James Elder. See if I come out here for that asshole again!
<i>Amauriel looks even more confused.</i>

<i>MEANWHILE at the local Hilton, inside a hotel room, Elm is shaving in the restroom. There is noise in the bedroom.</i>
<b>Elm</b>- Oh shit! Baby, you were phenomenal tonight. A cosmic intertwining of souls. It was fucking badass! <i>no reply</i>- Didn't you think so?
<b>Kimmy</b>- <i>coming in naked</i>- I'm sorry. What was that, Elm?
<b>Elm</b>- I said you were fucking phenomenal tonight. I never knew women could move that way. Awesome it was. Wanna smoke another joint?
<b>Kimmy</b>- I got to go back home and play Mommy. But I'll see you next Saturday.
<b>Elm</b>- I don't see why we can't just fuck at my house. Amauriel and them wont say anything.
<b>Kimmy</b>- Ayn is friends with Ryan. He's told me so. And I can't risk that. Poor thing might commit suicide or something. <i>getting dressed</i> I can't have that. Atleast until his insurance kicks in. Suicide, however, is not covered. It'd have to be a cover up. <i>laughs to self uncomfortably</i>
<b>Elm</b>- You're fucking mean! <i>Laughs</i>
<b>Kimmy</b>- WHAT?
<b>Elm</b>- You are. You should really smoke some more. I think it'd help you out! <i>laughs, amused</i>
<b>Kimmy</b>- If I didn't like fucking you so much, I'd kick your ass! <i>teasingly</i>
<b>Elm</b>- So, why are you so mean to the guy, man? He seems nice and all.
<b>Kimmy</b>- <i>after an uncomfortable pause</i>- He doesn't love me. He never did.

<i>MEANWHILE Glenn is in a hospital room watching Billy, in his coma</i>

<b>Glenn</b>- <i>throughout conversation begins to cry</i>- Oh, Billy! I miss you so much. I wished you could wake up. I have been such a horrible person lately. I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive myself. I just don't know how to function without you Billy. I don't have the money to cover all of this. I had to do something and you would hate me for doing it. <i>breaks down</i>- YOU REALLY WOULD! I helped kidnap a young girl two weeks ago and Auntie <i>bawling</i>Slit her throat right in front of me. I couldn't do anything. She's the only reason you're alive. And now she's kidnapped some other guy and he will probably die too. I don't know why she did it. Even more than that, I don't know why I helped her. I always promised that when I used to be a doctor, I would always help people. What has happened to me? What the hell has happened, Billy? We were going to move to Amsterdam, get married, start a practice. What the hell happened? I wished I'd never met her! She has ruined our lives Billy. If you dont wake up, I am going to end mine too. I promise! We will be together somewhere. Whatever the hell comes after this. Whatever it is it has to be better. It has to. I have to go on believing that. I just cant believe I am responsible for someones death and potentially someone else's! God help me!
<b>Nurse Jessica</b>- <i>having heard the ENTIRE conversation as camera now shows, gets devious grin</i> Visiting hours are over Glenn! <i>smiles</i>

<i>MEANWHILE Hell is sneaking back into the complex, looking like she has been crying. As she turns the corner, she is startled.</i>
<b>Ben</b>- <i>quite drunken</i>- Hello there! Stand still so I can see you.
<b>Hell</b>- <i>frightened</i>- I gotta go.
<b>Ben</b>- Can you do me a favor, please!
<b>Hell</b>- I gotta get back home. I was just leaving this place. I am late getting back home.
<b>Ben</b>- <i>laughs</i> Sure you are! You're staying over there with that Colombian fellow who strips his skivvies off in the pool alot. I just need help getting into my apartment. It wont stop revolving on me! Help me, please!
<b>Hell</b>- <i>afraid not to</i>- Ok. How did you know that? <i>helping him inside</i>
<b>Ben</b>- I see things, little girl. If you look long enough, everything is transparent.
<i>Once he gets inside, he passes out in the floor. Hell sees blood on the coffeetable, muffles a scream and shuts the door, running home.</i>

<i>France is getting ready to leave Greta's. Em and Lin and Marcus are drunk and headed off for the bedroom.</i>
<b>France</b>- Well I best be going. You guys have a blast. I'm going to bed. <i>shuts out lights, looks at Greta's shoes a moment, smiles, and shuts door.</i>
<i>As France walks back home, She notices her screen window was clawed out.</i>
<b>France</b>- <i>to self</i>- Dammit Phi!! <i>looking around half drunk</i>- Here Kitty, Kitty. Phi, bring your ass home. Momma needs some goddamn Milk of Magnesia. Phi, come on. <i>looking around, dizzy, about to throw up</i> Phi! Dammit. Now Momma's gonna have to go get a damn flashlight. <i>stumbles to apartment, looking pissed. </i>
<i>France walks inside and sees Phi in the kitchen corner.</i>
<b>France</b>- Well thank God, Phi! I am way too drunk to go looking for you tonight. <i>she looks closer and sees Phi is chewing on something.</i> What have you got, girl? I hope you aint trying to mate with JD's damn cats again. Goddamn pussy in heat you are. <i>gets closer</i>- What the hell you got, Phi? <i>as she gets right upon her she sees a SEVERED HAND in Phi's catbowl</i> Oh My God!
<i>France screams as Phi eats a fingernail off the hand!</i>

<CREDITS>>"Created By Joey Scarberry"
Song Playing At End: LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN

I dont have an opinion for I have no brain


Love that option ^^

This was a nice second episode obviously. You got to know the characters a little better and the writing improved a lot.


Liv- I’m bored JD!
JD- You could wash my dirty clothes.


Classic.

I have to say that was HOT! I wanted to see Adam naked.....in my mind I could!! I'd bettr not order Pizza tonight....

Thanks Miles!

Onto ep 3 tomorrow night

That was fun!

My favourite bit was the Pizza boy part. I was cracking up.

"This isn't the price is right."

Favourite characters so far are Auntie, JD, Angel and Helen.

JD rocks, doesn't he?

enjoy the rest

Episode 3 is where I began to know this was going to be something I do alot of. By Episode 4, I had the bug.

Glad this one was still liked so much too.

Love ya Kath...and JD.