SERIAL Episode 6- "To Scare Is Human"

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:03 am

Some of the things said about this HALLOWEEN episode were:

"I am actually quite creeped out..it made me jump"- JD
"Funny, sexy, freaky and scary"- QB
"The best chapter yet"- Lauryn
"pure evil"- Greta
"creepy and hilarious"- Kimba

Serial Episode 6- "To Scare Is Human"

OPENING SCENE- Lauryn is walking down a dark hallway. She hears water dripping and feels the ground soft beneath her feet. She hears a noise coming from behind her. She turns to see nothing but darkness. The water keeps dripping but she cannot find where it is coming from. She hears the faintness of Harley Quinn crying ahead of her. She starts to walk faster towards the sound. She hears the noise from behind her coming up faster. She starts to run. The noise keeps sounding closer, the water dripping harder, Harley Quinns screams getting louder. She sees Harley in the crib up ahead. A cold hand touches her, she screams, turns and Ryan is saying "WHY?". The alarm wakes her up playing "THE MONSTER MASH"! She cuts it off vehemently. Lauryn gets up naked and puts her robe on. She walks into the kitchen where Hell and Garrett are kissing.

Lauryn- Good Morning Guys! (yawns) Is there any coffee made, Garrett?
Hell- I actually made some for you.
Lauryn- Well, Helen, that was sweet.
Hell- It's the least I can do after last night.
Lauryn- Honey, there is nothing to feel bad about. It was noones fault the tire went out. (pause) And it was noones fault that Oba tried to have sex with the crowbar. You have to understand that Oba has been very confused lately and I have barely taken the time to even talk to him about what happened to Alex and Wegie with the state I am in. He is so lucky to have Eugene right now.
Garrett- I think everyone understands that you have to be distracted with all that's happened.
Lauryn- So I see you two getting closer. (smiles) Is love in the air?
Garrett- You seem to be smiling alot too. How did your night with Ryan go?
Lauryn- (smiles) Lovely.
Hell- JD is going to take us to a haunted house the night before Halloween. We were wondering if you minded Oba and Eugene coming along with us.
Lauryn- I don't know if Oba is ready for that kind of scare after all that's happened.
Oba- (coming from bedroom) SCARE! SCARE!! SCARE!
Lauryn- (muffled) Oh shit!

-JD and Natasja are walking into the complex laughing.

JD- I had the best time last night, Natty. (nudges her) Angelito missed out.
Natasja- (walking up steps in front of him) Look at my ass this morning. Isn't it great? I have got to fucking wear these jeans more often, don't you think?
JD- Your ass looks good in anything.
Natasja- (turning, smiling seductively) I had a good time too.
-They approach the apartment.
JD- (noticing all the trash outside) Looks like the party went well.
Natasja- I guess so. (laughs)
-They open the door to find Kaitlyn and Miko passed out beside each other, naked, under blankets.
JD- Oh, damn, I have wanted to see those tits again. (Opens blanket to see them again)
Natasja- (slaps JD) How could you invade a woman's privacy like that? (pause) And besides I wanted to see first. (looks)
JD- I'm going to go use my fucking toothbrush. Been dying to since we ate those strawberries last night. Wake Angelito's silly dark ass up! Just follow the scent of Puerto Rico to his room. (Laughs under breath)
-JD opens up his bedroom door, sees Angelito and Ashley naked on his bed together with condom wrappers on the floor. After a small pause, JD screams "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Angelito- (waking up, scratching himself) Good morning, Sarmientos!
JD- (Loudly and Angrily) I can't fucking believe you!! (pause) YOU SLEPT WITH THE LESBIAN BEFORE ME!!!!
-Ashley angrily flips him off. Natasja starts laughing.

**OPENING CREDITS ROLL** "Mad World" plays!

**COMMERCIAL**

-It opens with the caption 2 Days Before Halloween
-QB wakes Wout in Ashley's house. Wout wakes up, yawning. QB looks anxious.
QB- Wout, I need you to wake up. There's a situation over at your apartment.
Wout- My apartment is locked. What do you mean?
QB- I kind of got your keys and let someone in there.
Wout- WHO?
QB- Just get your clothes on, Ok!
*Wout gets up, getting dressed completely, hair completely standing up.
QB- There's a woman who has been severely beaten. I saw her outside. She passed out and I took her in your house.
Wout- Beaten?
QB- (kind of dumbfounded) She just kind of walked up and asked for help and she passed out..right there in front of the complex. I didn't know what else to do.
Wout- Was anybody else out there?
QB- No. Can you move a little faster.
Wout- (getting dressed quickly) Jesus. This is not the way I wanted to wake up.
QB- I know! Do you think I wanted this either?
*They leave, tiptoeing around a few bodies to get out, both looking nervous.

**Amauriel sits quietly in the room with Tina asleep, contemplatng what he say last night. He hears Tjaman moving around inside. Amauriel gets up, goes outside of the room and approaches him.
Tjaman- So I see you're awake, Amauriel. (snickers a little) So did you enjoy your night with Tina?
Amauriel- She is quite the woman.
Tjaman- Yes she is. Of course you know this is only a taste of what perks this record label comes with. (walks over and pours a scotch) I am not someone who takes no for an answer, Amauriel. The world is full of YES and NO people. I'd like for you to think you have a choice in the matter. However, I have grown quite impatient for your YES. So I am now going to say YES for you.
Amauriel- (beginning to sweat) I think this is definetly a great opportunity you have given me.
Tjaman- OF COURSE IT IS! (getting annoyed) I hope I haven't pegged you wrong, Amauriel. You seemed to me like a man of strength, a man of character. Now here you are, sweating and stammering. For Christs Sakes, you saw me last night. I know! AND YOU DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING! You didn't try to leave. You didn't question me. NOTHING! (pause) Aren't you even the least bit curious?
Amauriel- Of course I am curious. I..I just wanted to find the right time to talk to you is all, sir. Nothing more. I mean..
Tjaman- (interrupting) You're not a very good liar either. This business is all about how you handle yourself. People respond to how you feel about yourself. If you don't have the faith, NOONE is going to listen to what you have to say. That goes for business, sales, government, law, movies, music..it's all the same, Amauriel! It's about your voice. It's about MAKING people LISTEN! Are you following me?
Amauriel- Yes! Yes I am.
Tjaman- Good. First things first, you need to vacate the property you are living and stay with me. I need to cradle you a while. I see that now. You've much to learn and much potential for learning.
Amauriel- It actually isn't that simple, sir.
Tjaman- Oh don't go worrying about Auntie now. I will cover that ground. She is away right now but when she returns, I will take care of that. (dramatic pause) I bet you'd love to bury your past and create a new future. That I know is true. (laughs) This is why I am sure that, in the end, I'll be able to trust you Amauriel.
*Tina walks in in a robe, smoking a cigarette.
Tjaman- Good morning, Tina.
Tina- Good morning, Tja. (waves at Ama casually with a wink, smoking) Good morning, Amauriel.
Tjaman- Yes. Ama is having a very good morning. And it's only going to get better. Infact, Amauriel, I have something to show you in my den.
*Tina smiles lasciviously.

***Auntie and Sassy are in the nurses station at the hospice speaking to a preacher.
Father Cain- This is the way he wanted his service.
Sassy- I still can't believe we are in the will.
Auntie- I guess the man was growing senile in his old age.
Father Cain- His will had very specific instructions. He asked that I follow them to the hilt.
Renee- (crying, coming from other room) This is unbelievable! I can't believe he only named the two of you on his will. I have cared for him through so much of his life and he pisses it away at the two of you who have BARELY came to say Hello!
Auntie- I have told you for years he was a bastard, Renee. It was your stupidity for believing in him.
Renee- (screams) Go to hell! You should be ashamed of yourself making a scene like this.
Auntie- Three words, Renee. Pot. Kettle. Black.
Sassy- Renee, I told you that whatever he left us we WILL give you your part. I promised you that.
Father Cain- Maybe we should all go into the chapel and have some prayer.
Auntie- I just want to get the hell out of this room right now before I really get pissed. (sees Jesse outside) When the hell is this will going to be read?
Father Cain- It is going to be Wednesday. He specifically asked for his lawyer to hold the precedings and he is detained in Barbados. He will be arriving back Wednesday. God willing.
Auntie- Two more days in this pothole doesn't seem possible!
Father Cain- His wishes are to be carried out as planned with all due respect.
Renee- I hate you, Arlene. After this, I NEVER want to see you again.
Auntie- (slyly) But it isn't even Christmas, Renee! Really, you shouldn't have. Now what will I ask Santa for?
*Renee storms off in tears.
Father Cain- I believe I must excuse myself.
Auntie- ME TOO! *trots outside, happy with herself
Sassy- These two days are going to be an eternity.
Father Cain- Praise God! I mean..I must excuse myself.
*Auntie joins Jesse outside.
Jesse- Hey Arlene. Don't look like things are going too well in there.
Auntie- Renee is just bucking for best actress. I have no idea why he's leaving his things for us. It beats the shit out of me honestly.
Jesse- You wanna get out of here?
Auntie- Well I'm going to be here for a couple of days it looks like. Let's go somewhere and drink.
Jesse- Whatever you say, shortcake. I know just the place.
Auntie- As long as there is alcohol, I'm good to go. WAIT! (pause, looks up at the sky, is quiet for ten seconds) Let's go.

***Greta is in her bathroom looking in the mirror.
Greta- (looking deep into the mirror) What the hell are you doing?
*She hears Adam moving around outside and talking to Em. She comes outside to join them. Em is looking extremely annoyed and even more jittery.
Adam- (as she enters room, he is talking to Em) I never got the point with some of those old horror movies. Everything is black and white. Where's the color? The texture?
Greta- Good morning.
Em- And she finally arises from her coffin. Adam was just telling me how I have no taste in horror movies.
Adam- I was only offering an opinion.
Em- (finishes her juice) I gotta go, Greta. On my way home, do you still need any party supplies?
Adam- You're having a party! Cool!
Greta- It's alright, Em. I'd like to go take care of it. I need an excuse to get out of the house anyway.
Adam- We could go to the mall or something.
Greta- Don't you have classes today?
*Em smirks. Greta gives her a dirty look.
Adam- I'm cutting. After last night, I wanted to spend the day with you.
Em- Well I'm off. Have fun, kids! (smiles)
*Greta pours a cup of juice and goes to sit down near Adam.
Greta- Adam, we really need to talk.
Adam- About what?
Greta- About a couple of things.
Adam- If this is still about Bradin and Clarissa, I'm going to have a long talk with them.
Greta- It's not about that, Adam.
Adam- What is it then? (grabs her hands gently)
Greta- (unfastening the hands, glances around to see his bookbag and shoes together near the door) Sometimes, adults aren't very adult.
Adam- The age difference isn't a problem like I said if this is what it's about again. (throws it off)
Greta- Let me finish for a minute. I am only going to go through this conversation once so listen for me, okay.
Adam- (nodding in agreement) OK!
Greta- What me and the girls did to you a few weeks ago was uncalled for. Juvenile. In fact, it was unbelievably wrong. (Adam begins to look tense) We were all drinking. We were all under pressure. We were all just looking for a way to spend the night and feel alive I guess. And some of us..namely me..were looking for something else. I think I wanted to feel young for a little while. There has always been this cruel difference between men and women. When men age, some are thought to get more handsome, some gain the respect they've longed for their whole lives and some are even thought to get wiser in the eyes of most people. And then there are women. Unless we completely mutilate the person we once were, we are thought to become less attractive, our bodies betray us, we are thought to become feeble, less able to handle ourselves. Some people still think we get wiser- like men. The truth is we do. We got alot wiser and quicker than men. And all the wise men leave us and a great deal of us hit the panic button early because we know it's coming for us quicker- whatever it may be.
*Adam looks as if he is confused.
Greta- You were my panic button, Adam. I used you.
Adam- I don't understand.
Greta- I'm going to be completely honest here. Go find yourself a woman who should've taken your virginity. I don't love you, Adam. This is not going to continue. Last night was the best reminder that I don't belong in this relationship.
*Adam looks stunned.
Greta- If it is any consolation, you are a good lover- right out of the dugout. You are a sweet boy with alot of strong ideas and I think you'll go far in whatever you do. I don't want you to think we are completely different because we're not. Sadly, to prove this to you, I'm going to leave the room like a juvenile would- the same juvenile who has treated you horribly. In turn, I want you to get your things and leave like an adult. And take care of yourself, Adam.
*Adam starts to cry.
Greta- Goodbye and Good Luck. You'll make some girl happy someday. (walks off)
*Adam gets up from the chair, broken, and walks over to his bookbag, slips his shoes on, takes his "Happy Halloween" card he got for her and lays it on the table and leaves.

***Liv and the Man In Bandages are talking in Auntie's basement.
Liv- If this plan works the way I think it will, we will be thanking each other for a long time.
Man In Bandages- I am glad I met you. When two people share such a common interest, it is always a whisper of fate.
Liv- I don't know about all of that but THANKS! Nick's dose should be wearing off anytime now so I gotta go.
*Liv walks up the stairs and to Nick's room. He is still asleep. She gathers her copies up into a plastic bag and starts to leave as Armaan arrives home.
Armaan- (seeing her) What are you still doing here?
*She sees Armaans clothes are ripped and a few traces of something is crusted into his jeans.
Liv- So what have you been up to, psycho?
*Armaan has a flash of raping the woman and strangling her, then throwing her into the river.
Armaan- You shouldn't be here. As soon as Auntie returns, I'm going to tell her.
Liv- I don't think that would be in your best interest, Armaan.
Armaan- Why is that?
Liv- Because I know just who you are. Your little cry for help a couple weeks back might have fooled the others but not me. You are a coward. A small, sniveling coward.
Armaan- I beg to differ on who the coward is. All of that anger on your face masks another kind of fear altogether.
Liv- Oh, you think so, huh? You think you know it all don't you? I bet I know something you don't. (Armaan stares her down) Auntie has already collected some information on you recently. I know a secret about you and I would love to tell it. Infact, I know alot about everyone now.
Armaan- You or noone else here knows much of ANYTHING about me.
Liv- Except for me, psycho. I dare you to play a hand because I promise you I will trump it.
*She walks toward him as if she may attack, walks by him and coldly walks out the door.

***Glenn and Shawn are at Shawn's sisters room door at the hospital.
Shawn- Are you ready?
Glenn- Yes. I'm good. (cell phone ringing again saying "The Bitch Nurse", he cuts off the ringer)
Shawn- Anyone important?
Glenn- Not today. (looks around hospital suspiciously)
Shawn- You're sure you're ready.
Glenn- I am definetly ready.
Shawn- Glad someone is. *Opens the door, his sister is gathering her things.
Vanessa- Shawn, where the hell were you? You were supposed to be here a half an hour ago. (notices Glenn) Oh. I see.
Shawn- Well, Vanessa, this is the one I've been telling you all about- Glenn.
Vanessa- Well, hello Glenn. Unfortunately, me and my brother need to get going soon and back home. We would've left earlier but I suppose he was distracted.
Glenn- Hello.
Shawn- Actually, Vanessa, Glenn is coming back with us for a week.
Vanessa- (staring at Shawn) He is?
Shawn- Yes, I wanted to show him round my stomping grounds. And god only knows I need someone on the trip to keep me sane.
Vanessa- Fine I suppose. (sneering) I just want out of this fucking hospital room as soon as possible. I know that one with the mole on her face took something from me. If I wasn't on so many drugs, perhaps I would figure out what it was!!
Shawn- Have you got everything packed?
Vanessa- (looking at Glenn) I thought I had.

***Lin, Tish and France arrive home, each of them silent.
Lin- HOME! So glad to see this place this morning. All I want to do is sleep the day away.
Tish- (sneaks a teasing look at France) Yes. I am tired too.
France- (nervously) I could use some reflection time myself.
Lin- Reminds me of the day I picked up Tish at jail back home. (gives her teasing look)
Tish- Shut up.
France- What were you in jail for?
Tish- Well, lets just say, I was once a thief. (laughs lightly)
France- Really? I wouldn't have guessed that.
Tish- It was only a phase but Lin never stops digging at me for it.
Lin- Merely in jest, little sister.
Tish- Well I seem to remember my big sister getting pulled out of a cell one night too.
France- Really now?
Lin- (changing tone) I thought we agreed to never bring that up.
Tish- Oh, she can dish it but she can't take it.
Lin- Tish! I am serious.
Tish- (realizing she isn't fooling anymore) You are such a hypocrite.
France- Girls, lets all get some sleep. (trying to keep peace) Besides, I don't know about you but I want to wash this sand out of my ass.
Tish- Definetly with you there.
Lin- (coming back to earlier) I also meant to apologize for being gone half the night. I shouldn't have those extra margaritas. The two of you must have been bored to death.
Tish- No, not at all. We had alot of fun. Learned a few things about each other.
France- (quickly) Yes, we sure did. Well I'm going for the shower.
Tish- Sweet dreams, France. (winks)
Lin-Well I am going to bed, Tish. Sorry I joked about your past. (walks off, barely calmed down)

***Marcus and Rach are walking through a museum with an art exbibit of disturbing paintings for Halloween.
Rach- Marcus, this has been an interesting night. And day. (laughs)
Marcus- I bet we had more fun than everyone else and we have no hangover to deal with.
Rach- I never knew just how beautiful this city is at night. And it became morning so suddenly. Almost abruptly. I AM NEVER up this late!
Marcus- Getting tired?
Rach- I'm afraid so. I can barely hold my head up.
Marcus- I'll take you home then.
Rach- So, what's been bothering you all night? I can tell something has been on your mind despite the fun you've had.
Marcus- It's really nothing. Just a fight with one of my roommates.
Rach- I had a feeling.
Marcus- (changing subject) So, are we still on for Rocky Horror Tuesday at Midnight?
Rach- I have always wanted to go to one of those. Which character do you think I should go as?
Marcus- I see you undeniably as Magenta.
Rach- Really? Maybe you just want to see me in a maids outfit? (smiles)
Marcus- I would say yes to both of those.
Rach- And how about you? Who are YOU going as?
Marcus- Riff Raff of course! Who else would Magenta go with?
Rach- Then we can Timewarp all night. (yawns)
Marcus- Yes. I had a wonderful time tonight too. We did a hell of a lot of walking. (smiles)
Rach- Walking tends to make us appreciate the world around us more.
Marcus- I agree.
Rach- So then you are definetly glad we left the party?
Marcus- Hell yeah! We're the luckiest ones, getting out of there while we could.
Rach- (In Magenta voice) You're lucky! I'm lucky! (points at man near them) He's lucky! We're all lucky. HA HA HA!
*Marcus grins happily.

******Lauryn is cooking lunch for Oba and Euegene.
Lauryn- So you guys ready for Halloween?
Oba- SPOOK HOUSE! SPOOK HOUSE!
Lauryn- Yes, Oba, you will see the spook house. (to Eugene) I hope you can watch after him for me, Eugene.
Eugene- Of course I will. I wouldn't let Oba get into trouble. Besides, a haunted house could be fun.
Lauryn- I usually scare too easily but I have encountered some fun ones in my life. (putting the grilled cheeses on plates with Doritos) Have you, Eugene?
Eugene- I guess I've seen some pretty cool ones. One year they had a Krueger House where Freddy came out at you and all of his dream thingies.
Lauryn- (hands them the plates) Oh, he scares the crap outta me.
Eugene- Dreams are never as scary as reality.
Lauryn- (with empathetic look) You know, Eugene, whenever the day comes you feel you can trust me, I hope you'll talk to me about your life. I can see that you have probably seen some things most people would not understand. I was once in that position too and I know how hard it is to talk about. (pats his leg) I just want you to know you have an ear if you need it. Now, enjoy your sandwiches.
Oba- GRILLED PEE PEE SANDWICH! (laughs hysterically)
Lauryn- Oba, that wasn't nice.
Oba- (eats quietly) Uh-Oh.
Lauryn- I really need a nice bath. A relaxing, meditating bath.
*There is a knock at the door. lauryn goes over to answer and it's Mark.
Mark- Hey Lauryn. I was just inviting you to Greta's Halloween party. It's at MIDNIGHT the night before- which is the official start of Halloween. Greta told me to pass the word along.
Lauryn- Does Ryan want to go?
Mark- He said he would come. (winks)
Lauryn- Thanks, Mark. So did you enjoy Ashley's birthday party for Kaitlyn?
Mark- (pauses) Not so much actually. But I will see you at the party, Lauryn. (he leaves)
Eugene- (To Lauryn) Lauryn, can I ask you something personal?
Lauryn- Sure, Eugene. What did I just tell you? Anything you wanna talk about, I promise it will stay between us.
Eugene- (emotionally) Can I call you Mom?
Lauryn- (brightening up) SURE!
*She kisses Oba and Eugene's foreheads

***In Kimmy and Ryan's apartment, they are sitting in opposite chairs. Kimmy looks angry.
Kimmy- I don't know why you want to go to her party. Greta screws up everything she does and that party will surely just be another disaster.
Ryan- It will be better than sitting here and staring at these walls.
Kimmy- I actually have to go help my Mom with her trick-or-treaters on Halloween. You know I'd love to do something just the three of us but I'm afraid you're on your own that night.
Ryan- Did your family invite me this time?
Kimmy- They eventully will. It's not an easy task breaking into those good graces. I am barely in there myself- let alone anyone else.
Ryan- I understand. I wouldn't have wanted to go anyway.
Kimmy- You're so antisocial. I am going to take Harley Quinn with me Halloween night. That will give you a break as well as me- so I dont have to worry when you two are alone. (gets some ice) I know how easily distrated you are.
Ryan- (lost in tv, turns) What?
Kimmy- Exactly.
Ryan- (mustering up the courage) So why have you been leaving so often?
Kimmy- You mean you NOTICED that. Maybe I need a break.
Ryan- What about me? Maybe I could use a break too.
Kimmy- And do what? You don't do anything. Your breaks usually consist of a video game, staring into space or those drawings!
Ryan- There's alot more to me than that.
Kimmy- Oh yeah! SHOW ME THEN! Cause I don't see shit..
Ryan- I'm not worried about what you think. I feel good today and nothing is going to ruin it for me.
Kimmy- (laughing) Well, what's got into you all of the sudden?
Ryan- (takes out his favorite game and puts it in) Nothing. (Ignoring her as she stands there smiling)
Kimmy- I guess this is your Halloween costume. (laughing, walks off)
*Ryan flips her off but she doesn't see.

**JD, Angelito, Natasja and Ashley are having drinks on the couch.
Ashley- I should've left awhile ago. I have got so much to do and I wanted to stop by the gym.
JD- I guess you have to bulk those arms up to help Angelito in the lettuce fields.
Angelito- Here we go again!
Ashley- I am through trading barbs with Jd today. (starts to leave) The best I can say is from what I have seen Angelito has much more to brag about than JD.
JD- What? That he'll catch herpes before me.
Ashley- Well, thanks for the drinks. Sorry we were fucking in your bed. But it looked like it needed some action! (leaves smiling)
Natasja- I want to fuck her.
JD- Too late, Natty. She left carpet cleaning for tobacco growing.
Natasja- I can't wait for this haunted house. So what are we gonna do to scare the shit out of them anyway?
JD- Well I can tell you this damn place is already so fucking creepy, we won't need much.
Angelito- So what is the plan?
JD- I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about our very own Angelito "Chasing Amy"! Aww (pinches cheeks)
Angelito- Fuck you, Juan Valdez. It was just a spontaneous fuck between friends. It won't be going any further than that.
JD- Atleast not until you have your operation. (Natasja laughs)
Angelito- So what was it like when your asshole played Freaky Friday with your face?
JD- It was alot like it must have felt last night for Ashley. Confusing.
Angelito- You're just sickeningly jealous it wasn't you, Sarmientos! Ashley actually has some taste.
JD- And evidently that taste is for Puerto Rican dirt.
Natasja- I still think if I had pursued it, I'd have fucked her first. (pause) But she isn't my type.
JD- She must fuck outside of her family then. (laughs at Natty)
Natty- What I meant was if she finds either of you that hot, she is certainly beneath me.
JD- I bet you wish she was beneath you.
Natasja- Having a Freudian moment, JD?
Angelito- Be careful, Natty. You may injure his small Colombian brain with philosophy.
JD- I have a philosophy. (pause) My philosophy is never fuck Puerto Rican when you can have Colombian.
Angelito- My philosophy is never screw an average Colombian when you can fuck a spectacular Puerto Rican.
JD- ¿Tan quién es el Rican Puertorriqueño desafortunado?
Angelito- ¡Su madre!
JD- Usted sólo quiso oler mi vagina de madres para ver donde vine de entonces usted podría saborear el olor de otra cosa que la lechuga.
Angelito- ¡No yo sólo sabía que la hembra sería bastante muda para joderme!
Natasja- HELLO! Hot bitch in the room. Pay attention. You'd think the two of you were dating.
JD- But I only love you, Natasja.
Natasja- Then you better get used to callouses!
*Angelito laughs.

***COMMERCIAL

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:04 am

**France is letting Phi play outside awhile as she enjoys the cold morning. Ben walks outside and brings a chair and sits it in front of his apartment. France's gaze immediately is on him.
France- Good morning, Ben!
Ben- (tips hat) Hello, France.
France- So what are you doing for Halloween? (eating olives)
Ben- Murdering a few people and carrying them out in garbage bags. (looks at her grimly)
France- (starts choking on her olive) HELP!
*Ben goes over toward her and she starts to try and walk away but is choking. Ben comes up, grabs around her waist and brings it out of her throat. In a flash, she sees a bloody knife inside his jacket.
*She comes to, swigs down a glass of water.
France- (clearing throat) Thanks, Ben. I think I need to go inside for awhile. It's getting cold.
Ben- Obviously you know I was kidding.
France- Obviously.
Ben- Happy Early Halloween. Actually, I am going out for Halloween. Midnight Party at the Dez just as Halloween is coming in. I'd thought I'd go as myself and scare some paranoid people.
France- And you are a hysterical guy, Ben. I am just getting cold and am still a little freaked out that I almost choked to death a minute ago. So if you'll excuse me. (notices Phi is gone) DAMMIT PHI!
*She looks around and doesn't see her
Ben- (pointing toward JD's porch) I see her.
France- (sees Phi being fucked by Connor) YOU LITTLE CUNT! I knew it. Phi, come here! (she heads over for the apartment, saying "Come here Phi")
*JD steps outside as she arrives.
France- JD, it seems our cats have gotten to know each other.
JD- Connor is all about the pussy. How about you, France?
France- (sarcastically) As much as I'd love to tell you how much I prefer a snatch, I just want to get my pussy as far away from your dick as humanly possible.
JD- Did you hear that Connor? She called you a dick.
France- I was always taught to call things by their proper name. (grabs Phi) And I wasn't talking to Connor.
JD- OOO! I see Ben out there. Any chance for a love connection?
France- About as much a chance of you not growing old alone.
JD- Ouch! That was brutal. Is this how you are with all men?
France- Again I call things by their proper name and I don't see any man here.
JD- Has it been that long, senorita? (flashes her)
France- (looking down) No. Not very long at all. (walks off with Phi)
*She sees Ben has already went back inside. She sees Tish coming out outside and rushes over to her as Jd goes back in laughing.
France- Tish, I need to talk to you about something.
Tish- I enjoyed last night too.
France- (uncomfortable) Well, thats not what I meant. (quick save) Though that was quite good yes. I was wanting to ask you about your days as a theif.
*Tish gets a smile.

***Amauriel and Tjaman are sitting face to face in chairs, looking as if they have been talking for awhile. Amauriel does not look frightened anymore but he does look out of sorts.
Amauriel- I admit it has taken me awhile to understand. Now I completely understand.
Tjaman- I thought you might.
Tina - (coming from other room) How long is this going to take?
Tjaman- If I had wanted your assistance, Tina, I would've asked for it.
Tina- (shaken) I didn't mean it like that.
Tjaman- I know.
Amauriel- So, what must I do before this takes place?
Tjaman- I need you to make a phone call to your former friends, Amauriel, and let them know someone is coming for your things. Then we can move along.
*Amauriel takes out his cell phone and dials the house. At the apartment, Elm answers the phone.
Elm- Hey! Where the hell are you, Ama?
Amauriel- I was just calling to say something to you.
Elm- Like where you've been and shit?
Amauriel- No! I need to tell you and Grace that I will be leaving today. Someone is coming for my things. I have bigger and better things to do.
Elm- Huh?
Amauriel- I will think of our friendship as an interesting stepping stone. Goodbye, old friend. *Hangs up the phone
Elm- What the fuck?
Grace- What is it?
Elm- (eyes raise) That fucker is trying to pull a prank. He ain't getting me this year.
Grace- I was waiting for that.
Elm- He said someone is coming to get his things and he said goodbye. Just let him have his fun and keep your eyes peeled.
Grace- I am going to Doya's costume party tomorrow. Are you?
Elm- I have other plans.
*Elm still looks a tad uneasy about the phone call.

***Sassy is outside of the hospice, walking to her car. She sees her cousin, Eddie, walking up to the building.
Eddie- (noticing her) Sassy, it's been a long time. Give your cousin a hug!
Sassy- (hugs him) Eddie! I didn't know you'd be blowing in here.
Eddie- Came to see your Dad and to see who showed up.
Sassy- Oh! Well, Eddie, I hate to be the one to tell you but he's already gone.
Eddie- Oh, I'm sorry, Sassy.
Sassy- It's alright, really. It was hours ago.
Eddie- Well that would be me and timing for you. I guess some things never change, huh?
Sassy- You're damn right about that. (lights a cigarette)
Eddie- So, how you holding up, girl?
Sassy- Again, I'll be alright.
Eddie- Where's Arlene?
Sassy- She went out somewhere with Jesse.
Eddie- Those two sparking old plugs are they?
Sassy- As you said, some things never change.
Eddie- (lights a cigarette) So what have you been up to is Los Angeles?
Sassy- I have been doing very good there actually. I'm a mortician. Have my own funeral home, a very faithful crew and even have myself a girlfriend.
Eddie- You can share every detail of that part you wish to. (smiles)
Sassy- Gross! You are a disturbed young man.
Eddie- No- just a straight man. Isn't that disturbed enough?
Sassy- (laughs slightly) I guess. (looking off) You know I thought this was going to be much harder somehow. I was preparing for it mentally the whole trip up. Well, except for the moments I wanted to tear Arlene's hair from her head. Now that I'm here and I have witnessed it, it's been a whole other challenge I didn't expect. I am just tryng to feel something.
Eddie- It was never a secret that you and Arlene never got along with ya daddy.
Sassy- I still thought I'd be able to look past it. But I can't.
Eddie- There are worse things.

***Auntie and Jesse walk into a local biker bar. Auntie smiles from the familiar surroundings. She walks up to the bar, smile getting bigger. Jesse's smile behind her is even bigger. There is a heavy set woman behind the bar in a Harley jacket. Fly By Night is playing on the jukebox.
Auntie- I'll be goddamned. If it isn't fucking Mabel Calloway.
Mabel- Jesus Christ, it's Satan herself. (cackles)
Auntie- What you been doing, bitch?
Mabel- Minding this goddamn place. What do you think? (laughs, comes around and hugs her)
Auntie- I can't believe you're still running this place. Thought for sure you had already left this place. Deborah James said you had last time I talked to her.
Mabel- Truth is I left for a year. Hit the open road. As a matter of fucking fact, I hit the fifty states, Arlene.
Auntie- You finally did!
Mabel- I fucking did! Met some insane folks along the way. I guess I was searching for myself. (laughs) Still ended up back here.
Auntie- What were you thinking?
Mabel- I'd claim temporary insanity but you'd know I was a lying twat. I've always been insane.
Auntie- That's why I came in here. You kidding me? (laughs) This place is like a sanitarium.
Mabel- I see you and Jesse are already in the same peapod again.
Auntie- Well, what's a gal to do? I see a blockhead like Jesse and I'm Lucy Van Pelt all over again.
Mabel- This place has never been the same since you left.
Auntie- This joint don't look much different either.
Mabel- And you're surprised?
Auntie- Thankfully, I'm not.
Jesse- Can you get us some Firewater, Mabel?
Mabel- Oh shit! You two start on the Firewater and this place gonna clear out.
Auntie- Let em go! We'll just throw the survivors on the bonfire. (laughs)
Mabel- (changing tone) I had wondered if you'd stop in. I heard about your daddy.
Auntie- Yeah.
Mabel- Did you guys ever work things out?
Auntie- No, he was still an old bastard before he kicked.
Mabel- Damn shame! He never appreciated you and Sassy enough.
Auntie- That's for sure. (smiles to self) He always underestimated us too.
Jesse- I'm gonna go find us a song on the jukebox, shortcake.
Auntie- Well, use those quarters wisely, briar patch!
Mabel- Already using the nicknames. Damn, this is like old times.
Patron- Can I get some more beer over here, Mabel, this fucking decade?
Mabel- (sternly) Just keep your fucking sac on! Arlene's here!
Auntie- Mabel, it's nice to see you haven't lost your edge. I used to look up to you, ya know. I always thought you had it together. You were the big sister I needed.
Mabel- That's probably why you so fucked up. (laughs) (looking over at Jesse) You know- that one there has been so lovesick for so long.
Auntie-(looks over at him) Crazy bastard! What did he ever see in me?
Mabel- Beats the hell outta me! (winks)
A Familiar Song comes on the jukebox.
*Auntie gets a big smile. Mabel smiles with her whole face. Jesse turns to look at her and tips his hat.
Mabel- Go get his ass, Arlene! (nudges her)
*Auntie walks out to the dance floor and takes his hand. He dips her. When she comes back up, she kisses him. Cut to Mabel smiling. The patron is asking for her again. "Eat me Davis!" she says, still smiling. Auntie and Jesse dance around the floor. Auntie looks around at the surroundings, feeling wild. She takes his hat and puts it on her. They keep dancing.

*** QB and Wout are watching Anna sleep.
Wout- She's beautiful, isn't she?
QB- She's quite lovely. I'd sure like to know what asshole did this to her.
Wout- (staring at her) Still with all that was done to her, she remains so beautiful. I wish I knew how she manages that.
QB- (touches his shoulder) Hey. You're beautiful too, Wout!
Wout- (looks at QB) Last night was amazing, QB! So unexpected. So romantic. I loved every minute of it.
QB- So did I. If you would've told me this time yesterday I'd be sleeping in the same bed with a gorgeous man last night, I'd have checked your bag for the LSD.
Wout- You have the most beautiful smile.
QB- Flattery will get you everywhere.
Wout- (laughs) So, how long should we let her sleep?
QB- I guess how ever long she needs to. (looks at Wout) I'm getting deathly tired myself. Wanna lay down for a bit?
Wout- Are you kidding? Of course I would.
*They both hear what sounds like footsteps running across the ceiling.
QB- What in the bloody hell was that?
Wout- They come in threes.
QB- Huh?
Wout- Since I moved in, there has been all kinds of odd noises in here. Strangely enough, it doesn't bother me much. Makes it feel less alone in here.
QB- You mean you hear this sort of thing ALL THE TIME?
Wout- Starting to, yes. Still wanna lay down?
QB- Certainly. (looks at the ceiling) Let's lay down for a bit.

***Kaitlyn is outside in the pool with Ayn.

Kaitlyn- What I don't understand is when did I sleep with Miko?
Ayn- I'll tell you as soon as I remember why I slept with Elm.
Kaitlyn- I guess we drank too much.
Ayn- Ya think? I swore I'd fuck every animal in the zoo first when Elm asked me for sex once. (laughs)
Kaitlyn- Hopefully you won't have to honor that bet. (laughs)
Ayn- I guess I could sleep with JD and that'd make up for it.
Kaitlyn- That little shit thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Ayn- He has charm. Thats for sure. But he is so far from my type.
Kaitlyn- He loves himself a little too much for my tastes.
Ayn- I want to just fast forward to tomorrow so we can be partying again, this time with more power over our perceptions.
Kaitlyn- Well, who said we can't party right now? I got some liquor.
Ayn- Well- lead the way!

***Hell and Garrett are talking out in the parking lot. Liv is walking out for a moment, notices them talking. She lurks around the corner to listen.

Garrett- What's bothering you Hell?
Hell- Just alot on my mind tonight.
Garrett- (hugs her) Like what. Talk to me.
Hell- This time of the year is just never easy for me.
Garrett- Why is that?
Hell- (after a long pause) Did you know I had a sister?
Garrett- No I didn't.
Hell- I try not to mention it too often. She killed herself years ago.
Garrett- Fuck, I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
Hell- I've been mad at her for so many years for leaving me alone with Mom. Mom just became unrecognizable after her death. Anything that might have been decent about Mom disintegrated after "her favorite" died. I loved my sister too, you know. She had all the friends someone could want. Everyone loved her! I don't know why she did it. I never have.
Garrett- I don't how anyone could commit suicide.
Hell- Me either! To me, there is nothing more selfish and heartless a person could do. I made her a shirt one time. I got one of those plain tees at a fleamarket and took it home and spray painted it. (laughs) It had all kinds ogf weird ass stuff on it. And then in big letters- For The Best Sister Ever! God, that thing was ugly. She wore it though. (starts to tear up) I just wish I knew what made her do it. We just found her hanging in her room, looking so still and no movement. No color to her anymore. (Helen starts to cry)
*Garrett holds her close and kisses her forehead. Liv smiles from behind the corner.

***Hailies is in her room with Mary playing with dolls. A call comes through to her room.
Hailies- Hello!
Lauryn (on other end)- Hi Hailies. How's it going?
Hailies- I'm doing great, Lauryn. Me and Mary are going to have some fun this week. We're having a trick-or-treat in here. All the stations will be made up like houses and we get to go trick or treating. All thirteen floors!
Lauryn- That sounds like fun.
Hailies- It will be.
Lauryn- I'm sorry I didn't get to come over today but I sent you a bag of candy.
Hailies- I am sure I will love it, Lauryn. (laughs)
Lauryn- Well its great to hear you're better. You wanna talk for awhile?
Hailies- Me and Mary were actually having alot of fun with the dolls. I'd like to get back to that if it's OK.
Lauryn- Sure honey. I just wanted to tell you that Oba and Garrett miss you and I miss you and I hope we get you home soon.
Hailies- I love you too. (watching Alex) Say hi to them.
*She hangs up. Lauryn looks distraught.
Mary- (playing a doll named Hailies)- Hi Alex. I have been waiting for you to come and make love to me.
Hailies- (playing a doll named Alex) I love making love to you Hailies. (has the dolls kiss) We are going to be together forever. When we are 18, we are going to run away together and leave them all behind.
Mary- (as Hailies)- I hope so Alex.
Hailies- (as Alex)- It's all going to work out fine.
Hailies- (with other hand bringing doll in as Armaan)- Not if I can help it! I should have Hailies. Not Alex! I have to come here to break the two of you up.
Mary- (as Hailies)- But our love if forever, Armaan. Don't break us up!
Hailies- (as Armaan)- YOU"LL SEE, HAILIES! (makes loud gun shot noises towards Alex) I will destroy ALex until there is nothing left.
Mary- (as Hailies)- Please no! He is all I have.
Hailies- (as Alex as he is dying)- Don't worry my Love. We'll be together again. I will come back as a spirit to guide you. I will help bring you to a friend named Mary. The two of you will become good friends. You will have to pretend to the others you can't see me. Otherwise, we will never be together again. As soon as you and Mary break free, we'll all be home together (pause) And then we can get revenge on those who have wronged us.
Mary- (as Hailies)- That is the most awesome plan I have ever heard, Alex!
Alex- (in corner, looking at Hailies)- It will work too, my darling. Some people may have to die but we WILL be together again.

***Nurse Jessica is walking the halls. She heads over to Billy's room, smiling. She locks the door behind her, bringing a bottle of juice with her.
Nurse Jessica- There! I got you some juice. You need your strength so I can tell you more about the blanks you're missing. (smiles wickedly)
Billy- (who is awake, takes the juice)- Thanks, Jessica. You don't know how much I appreciate this.
Nurse Jessica- It's not every day a coma patient wakes up.

***COMMERCIAL

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:05 am

*** The heading begins "The Night Before Halloween". This Theme begins to play before each scene.

-In multiple places, people are getting ready. This sequence takes awhile with a repeat on the music.

**Greta is getting the party set up before Midnight. Em is getting dressed, heading out the door.

**Kimmy calls Elm. "Are we still on for tonight". Elm says "I suppose so. But this is the last time. Things aren't like they used to be"

**Ryan calls Lauryn. Ryan is whispering "I will be at Greta's party". Lauryn whispers for fun "So will I". When they hand up, Lauryn begins to get dressed.

**Ashley comes out of her room dressed as a goth Cinderella. Marcus is dressed as Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror. Mark is dressed as the Cheshire Cat. Mark and Marcus give a blank stare between each other. Rach shows up at the door as Magenta to meet Marcus. Marcus and Rach both look to have been drinking already.

**Grace is on her way to a costume party.

**France and Tish are preparing for Greta's party. France looks out window and sees Ben leaving with another garbage bag. She puts a special key into her pocket.

**QB tells Wout "She has slept for almost two days now and when she gets up, she barely utters a word. I think it's important one of us stay here". Wout says "You go, QB, seriously. I am not up to partying anyway. I will stay here with Anna. Besides, your costume is better". "One of us has to go to keep up appearances" says QB, "Are you sure you don't want to go. I will gladly stay here". Wout says "I'm positive"!

**Kaitlyn and Ayn are prepping their hair and putting Halloween themed make up on

**Some kids are shown outside trick or treating earlier

**Eugene is in his room alone sharpening his knife. Oba comes in and says "They're leaving now" as Eugene quickly hides his knife.

**Liv is going through Helens things. She checks each drawer frantically. Finally, she sees something that makes her eyes raise frighteningly but amusingly.

**Doya's party kicks up. Shivkala and Natalia are shown there, drinking. We also see Dr. Lee and Kimba mingling. Lin is there! She passes by them and an uncomforable glance from her comes and Kimba smiles.

**Tjaman walks Amauriel into a room where twelve people in robes are gathered around a firepit. Tina is carving something into her flesh. Amauriel smiles, devoid of emotion.

**Armaan is beating the Man In bandages with a whip.

**Em arrives at Doya's party, pulls her aside, goes to her room and does a line of coke.

**Glenn gets a call from the hospital from a different doctor saying Billy woke up just as he is in bed with Shawn. He freaks out, says he has to go and that Billy woke up.

**JD, Natasja, Angelito, Hell, Garrett, Oba and Eugene arrive at a towering house, abandoned. A few cows are eating grass. There is no real lighting but the moon.
Angelito- Damn, it's been so long since I've been out here.
Natasja- This place just keeps looking creepier. *Pulls a case of beer out of the back
Hell- (looking around, then looks at Garrett) This place really is abandoned. I thought you were exaggerating.
JD- Do I exaggerate Helen?
Angelito- That's like asking if you look in the mirror, Sarmientos!
JD- Or like asking if you cry looking in the mirror, Angelito, because you are not me.
Oba- SCARE HOUSE! SCARE HOUSE!
 Eugene- (playing along) Yes we're here Oba!
JD- So you guys ready to get scared?
Garrett- Hate to burst your bubble but I don't get scared man.
Natasja- You should be. This place is the most haunted place in this area I have ever seen.
Angelito- Tell them about it, Natasja.
This theme begins to play.
Natasja- Well, Angelito, over sixty years ago this was an orphanage. The most notorious orphanage this side of town. They were known for always taking the best care of their children. Or atleast to scoiety, thats how they were seen. The reality was the two nuns over running the place were quite abusive to the children. Their religious extremities were rumored to be worse than Carrie White's mom could ever dream of being. So, the night before Halloween 1944, the kids decided to play a prank when the nuns retired for the night. They wanted to get together and scare her. One of the boys took a clown doll his mother had made for him and the children colored it up like a demon. Sister Mary Ruth was the one they hated most. Long after she had went into slumber, they went to her room and poured wine from communion all over the clown to give an appearance of blood along with the markings they had put on it. Little did the kids know there was an escape child rapist from the nearby prison where the sisters volunteered their cooking abilities often.
*Hells eyes begin to raise. Eugene looks fixated on this story.
Natasja- (continuing) One of the kids made a loud noise from another room to wake the sisters up on purpose. Sister Mary Ruth didnt know that Sister Mary Lazarene had passed on in her sleep of natural causes. When Sister Mary Ruth woke and saw the clown staring at her stuck to the ceiling, covered in blood, she screamed and begin to pray, trying to wake Sister Mary Lazarene. When she realized she was dead, Sister Mary Ruth knew this was the devil finally coming to repay her for her mistreatment of the kids. As she looked on in terror at the clown, it came loose from the wall. To Sister Mary Ruth, it was something else altogether. At this time, she heard a knock on the door it was presumed. The escape child rapist, Donovan Clipos, was at the door, wanting to feign sickness to get inside. The kids also began to scream to worry her. The combination of these events caused Sister Mary Ruth to have a heart attack then and there, falling down by the bed where the clown lay. Meanwhile, Donovan broke inside the building. As the children screamed to the top of their lungs to scare Sister Mary Ruth, they did not hear him coming inside. Thirteen kids there were in all. He took a spare log from the fire and headed up the stairs where the children were. When they saw someone coming to the door, they were sure it was Sister Mary Ruth with her ruler. But it wasn't her. He beat the first kid across the face with the log. He was a huge man, 6'6 they say. He killed four of the children immediately as the others screamed. He tied the rest of them up one by one and took advantage of them. They were each tied up facing one another. The 9 that were left. Each of them had to watch their friends be raped and tortured by this madman. Some were cut, some were split open from the crotch up, some were beat to death beyond recognition. But he loved to leave a final mark. The most notorious victim was Abigail Markinson. He took her, hung her up from the rafters, and cut his name into her stomach- Clipos! When he was finished, he threw himself into the fire an burnt hisself alive.
Hell- Oh my God! And this happened in here. (pointing to the house)
Natasja- Yes! And every time someone tried to condemn this place and tear it down, something always stopped them before they could. Now noone bothers with it anymore.
Eugene- I want to see inside.
Oba- SCARE HOUSE! SCARE HOUSE!
Garrett- Are you sure you want to, Hell?
Hell- Yes! I want to I think.
JD- All I brought was one flashlight so everyone has to stay behind me. There are alot of loose nails, fallen floors..I don't want anyone to get hurt.
*Everyone follows behind him. As they step inside, Hell clings close to Garrett. The first room has nine holes in the wall, the length of them which could fit a child. They saw some empty beer cans and many loose holes in the wall. There were stains on parts of the floor that could have resembled dried blood in Hell's mind. As they walk into the kitchen, they hear a tapping on the floor upstairs. Natasja looks to get a look of fear on her face.
Natasja- What was that, JD? Maybe we shouldn't be in here.
JD- It's just a haunted house. The ghosts of reality have far less power than all these movies suggest. Wanna go check out where the noise came from?
Angelito- (behind Hell, Garrett, Oba and Eugene) I DO! *winks
JD- Who's coming with me?
Natasja- (acting frightened) Maybe this wasn't a good idea.
*The tapping on the top floor happens again.
JD- Well I am going. I hope someone will come with me.
Eugene- I'm ready. Let's go.
*Some reluctantly, all follow Jd up the stairs. Hell is looking at all her surroundings. As they get to the top of the stairs, the tapping gets louder. JD leads them in the direction of it. Hell looks more frightened with each step. They get to the door the tapping seems to be coming from. JD flings it open. There is what appears to be a girl (really Vik in child drag) hanging from the ceiling. HELL has a flashback of her sister, screams and begins to freak out!! JD flips out at her. Vik jumps down to try and prevent the fear.
Natasja- Are you alright, Hell?

***Greta has a soundtrack playing at her party. This is the soundtrack to horror themes!
Tish- Great party, Greta! I am already high as a kite. There is nothing like getting drunk on Halloween.
Greta- I was hoping I could gather us all up for some scary stories. Anyone up for that?
Ayn- I am heading out to get some more alcohol.
Kaitlyn- Want me to come with you?
Ayn- No. I feel like taking a small drive anyway.
Mark- Are you alright to drive?
Ayn- Oh yeah! I'm perfectly fine. I only had a beer so far. I wanted to go get some more stuff before I get high so we won't be out when I catch up. (laughs)
France- Well, you heard Greta, lets gather around for some stories. (drinking vodka straight)
QB- Storybook time sounds grand!
Kaitlyn- Yes! (starts gathering the chairs around) We should shut off the lights.
*Ayn leaves.
Greta- My idea was for a couple of us to tell stories of how we'd like to see Auntie get hers! (laughs wickedly)
QB- Oh, this game is brilliant already.
Greta- Who wants to get us started?
Mark- (raising hand) I DO! I DO!
Kaitlyn- This should be fun.
Mark- Alright. Let me move to the center of attention. Not that I like that or anything. (smirks innocently and shuts out the lights, moving into the center of the room, all eyes on him)
Tish- It's Mark. I'm terrified already.
Lauryn- Me and Ryan are going to go over to my apartment for awhile. Hope you guys don't mind.
Greta- Feel free, Lauryn. (winks at her and winks at Ryan) You guys have fun.
*Lauryn takes Ryan's hand, who is smiling and high, and leads him out Greta's door.
Mark- Alright. So it all began one night at the bowling alley on Tusset. Auntie was going there to bowl with her team "The Decaying Bitch Squad"! (Kaitlyn laughs) It was their championship night and Auntie had the last bowl. If she got anything other than a strike, they were going to lose. Auntie had all the pressure on her. After all, it was Halloween night and if they had victory, they promised themselves they would go get wasted on the prize money. Auntie really wanted to get wasted to try and forget what a horrible bitch she was for a few minutes. So..
*The dialogue is part of Mark's story.
Random Bitch #1- Come on Auntie, one more strike and you got it, bitch!
Random Bitch #2- Yeah! I mean what other use on earth could we be here for? Especially you Auntie.
Auntie- I was hoping to keep some of the money back if you don't mind. Gotta bad case of the crabs I need to rid.
Random Bitch #1- Get used to it when you're as ugly and whory as all of us are.
Auntie- I got this one, girls.
*Auntie eyes the pins, looks down the path deep and makes her try. She knocks down every pin! The bitches all jump up in excitement. The opposing team "The Superior Faggots" look very distraught at the win- especially Mark, who knew his team could have got it if that closet case, Marcus, hadn't fucked everything up. Marcus just hangs his head in shame.
Marcus- If I had only listened to you every other time too. Now you're married to fresh out of the closet TOM WELLING and I'm all alone! *cries uncontrollably
Random Bitch #1- Hell yes! *spits tobacco out of her mouth
Auntie- Fuck you Crabs! You wont be polluting this bitchs pussy nomore!! (cackles)
*They have a victory hug.
Auntie- Well I guess you cocksuckers learned. (Moons her ass at the opposing team) Well, gals, let's get out of this fudge palace and get loaded!
*The bitches all make their way out to their cars, congratulating each other. Auntie gets in her car, scratching her ass and sniffing it. Mark follows her in the shadows. Auntie turns on her radio to MMMBop, swaying her head gleefully to the music. She pulls out and doesn't notice Mark pulling out behind her.
*As Auntie is driving, she picks her nose and eats a huge booger inside of it, still swaying to the music. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Mark starts to tailgate her.
Auntie- What in tarnation is this shit? Some damn crazy fucker is on my ass and this time it ain't Nick.
*Mark rams her ass end hard.
Auntie- Goddammit! Cocksucking, shiteating faggot car on my motherfucking ass! I'm gonna have to break my foot up in this clitpicking, no good, scumfucking tampon licker!
*He rams her again, causing her head to hit the steering wheel. Auntie pulls the car over, pissed off. Mark pulls in behind her. She gets out with a baseball bat.
Auntie- Alright, motherfucker! Your ass is grass now. I'm gonna skull fuck you, you scat-loving, rusty trombone doing, fugly sack of hippopatumus shit!!
*Mark rams on the gas and topples over a surprised Auntie. When he'd done, he U-turns the car. Auntie is bleeding to death, barely moving. He rams the gas again. Auntie's eyes raise wide in terror. "MMMBop" is still glaring from the radio. He runs over her again to the music. Her guts come flushing out of her mouth as her head is dented into the pavement. Mark stops the car. He gets out in sunglasses and leather pants, walks over to the body, pulls his GARGANTUAN penis out and pisses all over her deformed corpse. He laughs madly. 
*Everyone in the party is laughing their ass off and Mark is laughing so hard he falls off of the chair.
Tish- That was so fucking hilarious! *She touches Frances leg, which a laughing France still notices.
Kaitlyn- Maybe you are sicker than I thought Mark. *Laughs

**At The Dez- Ben is drnking and Ashley is participating in the lap dancing contest.
Dezzie- You should cool it on the drinks, Ben!
Ben- Can you not play bartender to me just one night?
Dezzie- I don't know Ben. Can you NOT come in here one night?
Ben- You know I love you don't you?
Dezzie- Ben, the other night was a mistake.
Ben- Don't you know Old Habits Die Hard!
Dezzie- Some are easier though. (walks off)
*Ben notices some guy getting snippy with Hila.

**Ayn goes into the nearest convenience store. She sees Captain Tracker inside.
Ayn- Captain Tracker, hows life treating you?
Captain Tracker- I am always busy on Halloween Eve. Most of these kids have started to do their pranks at midnight of halloween eve, thinking there wont be as many of us checking on them. I got it covered though. Got men in a few different areas tonight. We're ready for em! How are things at Bundy Complex?
Ayn- Same as ever you know. (she walks over and grabs a case, still talking) It's good you guys got there when you did that night, there could be even more hurt.
Captain Tracker- Thankfully, that's in the past (shrugs to self) Mostly.
Ayn- (puts the case up toward the cashier at the register, purchasing while she talks) I have been getting very used to "mostly" living there.
*Captain Tracker looks like he wants to say more but does not. Ayn leaves the store, turning the corner to her car. A man jumps out at her in the shadows.
Man- (putting a gun to her back) Now lets get in your car and go for a drive up the road. Scream and you die!
*Ayn is terrified.
Man- You will listen to me for the rest of this night..perhaps the rest of your life.

***COMMERCIAL***

noahcrash · by **noahcrash** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:06 am

*Auntie, Sassy, Geraldine and Jesse are gathered for the will with a stand-in attorney through their fathers attorney.

Auntie- Well, we've been waiting. Can we get on with this?
Geraldine- Auntie, show some respect.
Auntie- I've been showing respect for days now.
*Jesse tries not to laugh.
Sassy- We do have lives to get back to.
Geraldine- And I personally cannot wait until you get back to them. Whatever that old fool was thinking was the worst idea he ever had.
Auntie- Watch your tongue, Geraldine. Somebody might slice it off.
*Geraldine looks shocked and horrified.
Attorney- This is the reading of Samuel Jarvis's last will and testament. I hearby bequeath what belongings I have to my daughters, Arlene and Sassy. This estate includes my homes, my personal assets and a skeleton key which will open a trunk in the attic of my home which holds the key to their future. I trust they will use it wisely and forgive me for my trespasses. In regards to the rest of the family, I have always felt like the rest of you were some plastic version of reality I had no ability to relate to. I thank Renee for "taking care of me" but I know she was merely waiting for me to pass. For this, I leave her a rank bedpan of my deepest, darkest shit. All my love, Daddy.
*Geraldine bursts into tears and leaves the room. Auntie cackles like she never has before.
Auntie- So where is this key?
*The Attorney pulls a key from an envelope and hands it to Auntie.
Sassy- How much money did he have?
Attorney- His current bank accounts equal out to roughly 76 million dollars.
Auntie- I knew that son-of-a-bitch was holding.
Attorney- It was also his request for all of his business dealings to be transferred over to Arlene. That process already began yesterday. The trunk should hold the information for you to help you figure out what that is referring to.
*Auntie gets a rare look of fear flush her face.
Jesse- Arlene, are you alright?
Auntie- I don't know, Jesse. I don't know. But me and Sassy got some place to go. Alone.

**Em is at Doya's party talking with Dr. Lee and Kimba.
Kimba- You can barely stand up straight. You should let us take you back to our place for the night.
Lin- (tripping over toward them) DON'T TRUST IT, EM! Trust me you aren't ready for this, darling.
Em- Hey, Kimba.
Kimba- Yes, Em!
Em- (extends middle finger) How many fingers am I holding up? (laughs) I think I may just go fuck myself a jack-o-lantern! (laughs madly)
Lin- It would hurt less.
*Em gets up and stumbles to the door.
Doya- Em, don't you wanna stay and play a little more?
Em- I think I have played all I can tonight, Doya. I wanna go for a walk and I want to be alone.
Kimba- (calling to Doya) Maybe I could come roll with you, Doya. I could use a bump or two.
Doya- Be careful, Em. You know where I am if you change your mind?
*Em continues out the door.
Dr. Lee- (to Kimba) NO MORE FOR YOU, HONEY!

**Greta hands everyone some popcorn as France just finished her story.
Greta- That was entirely too believable wasn't it?
France- You're telling me! Ben is a fucking murderer I am telling you. I am going to find one of his bodies and I promise you'll all be saying "I told you so"!
Kaitlyn- God, I shouldn't be tired this early.
Tish- I loved your story, Kaitlyn. It was so detailed. You should write that stuff down.
Kaitlyn- Just call me Mrs. Dyslexia!
France- I hope Ayn gets her ass back soon.
QB- I probably have to get going after this story.
Greta- Alright. I guess it's my turn. (Everyone pulls focus to Greta) One night, Auntie was settling down after a long day. She had been to every apartment this day. She had intimidated one too many people for one day. She laid down on her bed, ready to settle in to a good book. Suddenly, her phone began ringing. Auntie felt it strange for her home phone to be ringing because she didn't give that out. It was purely for emergencies and emergencies only. So she walked over to it to read her caller ID. It showed up as private so
Auntie- Let the fucker ring. The answering machine can get it.
*After four rings her message of "I'm not here at the moment. If you're calling this number, you better be a close friend. Either way, leave a message"
*The message is silent at first, then this faint breathing is accompanied with it.
Auntie- Oh that's just fucking great. Now I got some fucking stalker.
Greta- After the one minute message of nothing but faint breathing ends, Auntie looks concerned at the abrupt hang up. She tried to wake Nick but he was too busy dreaming of Armaan. She pulls out her phone and dials up..Ahh, who am I kidding? She has no friends.
*After a minute passes and Auntie clicks on the TV to find something to watch, the phone rings again. She starts watching "Star Trek 5" THE WORST OF THE SERIES!
Auntie- (picking up phone) Hello, asshole. Whomever you are you're pissing me off and I will trace this call. Can't you fucking bother someone else? Like an infomercial person. They want to be bothered.
*She hangs the phone up.
*Auntie dismisses it and goes for a shower.
The second message reads "I need you". Auntie looks relieved to hear a syllable and yet quite frightened as it sounds like a baby crying faintly in the background.
*She lays back down, falling between that start of I AM ALMOST AWAKE and DAMN I COULD STILL SLEEP.
Auntie- (nudging Nick in bed) Wake up!
Nick- Illyira, I would love for you to tear my soul out.
Auntie- WAKE UP! Some motherfucker is calling me after midnight ON MY HOME PHONE!! Surely, I am dreaming, Nick. TELL ME I am dreaming and TELL ME you never have given out my number.
Nick- I've never given out your number, Auntie.
Auntie- Well. somebody did.
Nick- It wasn't me, Auntie. Do you have hacker problems?
Auntie- Not with MY firewall I don't.
Nick- I really don't know, Auntie. All I know is don't look at me. I'm tired.
Auntie- It is always fucking something. ADN YOU'RE ALWAYS TIRED! (mocks a frowning face at him)
*Phone rings again. Auntie walks over to it, angry.
Auntie- (picking up) Listen here, you bullshit aritst, I am taking my goddamn phone off of the hook AS SOON AS WE DISCONNECT. I already have someone tracing your sorry ass so you better lay low. (slams the phone down) NICK! Wake up and see what this fucker does next. I need a shower! (off he goes)
Nick- Yeah, babe. *Falls back asleep
*Auntie gets in the shower. As she washes herself, she looks like she is getting angrier and we see (SHOWS GRETA SMILE) she is getting older and Greta is so much more attractive. Auntie thinks she hears a cat purring outside the window above her shower.
Auntie- (screaming) I'm gonna be having some FRIED PUSSY tonight!! (The sound stops) That's what I thought.
*Suddenly, she hears the phone ring again. She looks PISSED! She cuts the shower off and starts to jump out and slips and falls on her big ass.
Auntie- SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! Thanks alot, Little Debbie, for giving me this ASS! (starts to get up) Ow, my assbone! Damn! (pause) Popped my shitsucking hemmorhoid too!
*She gets out, still pouting about her tailbone. Off she goes to the phone, picks it up.
Auntie- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, COCKSUCKER??
*She hears Nick whimpering "help" on the other end. She looks over and he isn't in his bed!
Auntie- Nick, if you are fucking with me, SO HELP ME I will kick your lily white tail back to Chatanooga into your Mommas fat twat!!
*She hears a gunshot on the other end of the phone. She also realizes it was coming from her living room. Auntie looks floored! She grabs her gun and races for the living room. AND BAM! Greta smacks her in the face with a George Foreman Grill. Two of the witches old teeth crack out and fall to the ground. She looks up and everyone is around her. Lauryn switches on the lights, holding a blow torch. Lin brought her John Holmes Limited Edition Dildo with spikes she added to the head. France has a bowie knife saying "Didn't expect this, did you bitch?"
Auntie- PLEASE! I am sorry. Give me a chance to be forgiven. *She sees Nick hanging by the balls from the ceiling fan. SHE SCREAMS! Everyone comes closer, centering in on her and JD starts taking a hacksaw to her face. Lin shoves the dildo so far up that crusty twat, her last words were "Happy Fucking Halloween".

*Everyone cheers, laughing.
Kaitlyn- Now that sounded like fun. (laughs) I can't believe the way she did everyone. (tipsy) Ayn told me all about it.
Tish- All about what?
Greta- MORE ALCOHOL ANYONE?

**Ben is at "The Dez" in an altercation outside with Dezzie. He is stumbling over, fists bloody, drunk beyond usual.
Dezzie- Ben, I said you have to leave!
Ben- You slept with me again. In my book, I thought that meant something.
Dezzie- Ben, you are scaring everyone in the bar. GO HOME!
Ben- This is your last chance, Dezzie.
Dezzie- I have been hoping you would say that for SO LONG BEN!
Ben- You'll be sorry. I am the strange man noone understands but yet my vision is clearer than all of you fucks put together!
Dezzie- LEAVE! Or I will call the police.
Ben- Fine! FUCK YOU! (screams angrily) GO TO HELL AND DIE!
Dezzie- I am calling the cops right now. (heads back inside)
Ben- Go ahead!

***Kimmy and Elm are storming out of a hotel room.
Elm- I am sick of you, Kimmy. Just the sight of you is starting to make my dick crawl up into my stomach.
Kimmy- Well that isn't a long journey asshole!
Elm- Ayn and I are friends. SO be it that we fucked! It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Kimmy- I thought you said you weren't messing with anyone else.
Elm- You are one fucked up cartoon character. You fuck me behind your husbands back with your baby there. You abuse the guy till he can't even say shit for himself anymore. AND THEN YOU GET ONTO ME for fucking one of my best friends when all you've ever been is a fuck to me!
Kimmy- You are the sorriest, dirtiest bastard I have ever let into my body.
Elm- I find that hard to believe. (laughs slyly)
Kimmy- Why? Why, asshole?
Elm- Because those tits have been pulled on more than every cow at the goddamn PET dairy!
*Kimmy smacks him in the face. He smacks her back.
Kimmy- FUCK YOU!
Elm- That's it! I'm gonna go tell your pussy boyfriend everything.
*Elm gets in his car and pulls out sharp. She gets in hers and pulls out behind him, honking her horn.

***Glenn is running to the hopsital room. He opens the door, sees Billy eating jello. He falls to his knees, happy.
Glenn- OH MY GOD, Billy! I can't believe you are awake. I have waited and waited for this day to come. All my prayers have been answered. *He gets up, walks to Billy, sobbing softly.
Billy- (confused) I'm sorry. Are you that Glenn pervert who I was told to stay away from? Cause dude I don't know you and I have already been warned about what you've been doing.
*Nurse Jessica walks in.
Nurse Jessica- Glenn, I have asked you to stay away from this room. I don't want to have to call Security.
Glenn- EXCUSE ME!
Nurse Jessica- Security, we have a situation up here on 6.
Billy- Please just leave and make it easier on yourself.
*Glenn looks horrified.

***CAPTION READS "MIDNIGHT- HALLOWEEN". This Theme starts playing again.
-In Greta's apartment
France- I really got to be going, Greta. I am so tired and I miss Sassy so much. I'm just going to go feed Phi and go to bed. (To Everyone) Goodbye, Everyone!
Mark- It's a shame you're leaving.
Kaitlyn- I think I've had my share too for tonight.

*France leaves. Hurries over to her house and gets a flashlight, pulls out the tools and key and prepares to go to Ben's.

*Marks cell phone rings. He answers it "Hello" and goes outside for better reception.
Kaitlyn- Thanks for this, Greta. I needed to relax and I am sorry if I freaked everyone out. I promise I wont be another Maia. I have got everything under control.

*Mark is outside on the phone.
Mark- OH MY GOD! What happened?
Voice On The Other End- They are both in ICU. St. Michaels.
*Mark's battery goes dead.
Mark- SHIT! Oh my God, Marcus! (runs to the car, storms out and toward the hospital)

*QB walks out toward the apartment, tipsy. He is smiling and is carrying some cake for Wout. He opens up his apartment. When he goes inside, he sees Wout asleep and Anna convulsing on the bed, apparently asleep. He rushes over!
QB- WOUT! Anna, wake up! *He wakes her, she looks him in the eyes and says "IT"S COMING- it's right behind you"

*Wout, awake, taps Qb on the shoulder. He screams!

*Ayn is in the backseat of her car at a quarry. The stranger is raping her and beating her face with a belt. Her hands are tied behind her back and she is screaming. The only noise we hear here besides the music is her screaming.

*Kaitlyn walks back to her apartment slowly. The music gets louder. Her eyes are glassy. She gets to her apartment and sees a blue note under her door. She opens up her apartment, picks up the note. She goes over to the fridge and pulls out a jug of water and starts to down some. She opens the note. Camera pans over to it and it says "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You better watch out!". She almost chokes on the water.

**Ryan and Lauryn are naked in the bed.
Ryan- Lauryn, Tonight was even more unbelievable than last time.
Lauryn- It could always be like this, Ryan. We deserve each other. We are just two lonely souls who have been accepting what life has given us for so long and never asking for more. This is finally our time, Ryan. This is our MORE. *She kisses him.
Ryan- I am going to get us some more wine. *Kisses her back
*He heads off to the kitchen in just underwear. He hears tires screeching into the parking lot. He goes over for the window and sees Elm getting out and Kimmy pulling in without parking, running over to him to stop him from going toward their apartment. Elm raises his hand at Kimmy. Ryan comes running outside.
Ryan- (coming from Lauryns) What the hell is going on here? Don't you lay a hand on her!
Kimmy- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, Ryan? Where are your clothes and why the fuck are you coming from this bitchs house?
Elm- I came to warn your ass of your hobag wife. But you better put that fist down, soft peter, or I will fly kick your ass.
*Ryan, angry at the comment, lunges at him with both fists.
*Lauryn comes outside to see what is going on. Kimmy runs toward her. Lauryn kicks her in the groin. Kimmy gets up and punches Lauryn in the face.
Lauryn- Fuck you, you mean ugly bitch! *She kicks her again.
Kimmy- I'm going to kill you, you little fucking whore!
Lauryn- Bring it on!
*They get each other in a locked position and tumble to the ground, kicking at one another.
**Ryan is beating Elm's face into the ground. Elm is screaming. Wout comes out and pulls Ryan off of a bleeding Elm. Ryan is angrier than we've ever seen him! Greta tries to pull the girls away from each other and gets kicked.

**JD, Natasja, Angelito, Oba, Hell and Garrett are pulling in. Hell still looks distraught.
JD- FUCK! What now? Whay the hell did I let you convince me to let Eugene walk home from the park? Now Lauryn is outside and I'm gonna get fucking yelled at. This sucks ass.
*He pulls in, quickly heads for upstairs. Garrett goes running for Lauryn. Hell goes off to confront JD, following him toward the house. Natasja and Angelito follow anxiously behind.
Hell- JD, we need to talk!
JD- Finally, you say something. How the hell was I supposed to know about your fucked up past?
Hell- (screaming) BECAUSE I told you one night when we were laying together.
JD- Sorry to burst your bubble Helen but I said alot of things trying to fuck you and I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT! Don't pretend you didn't. *Opens his door WHAT THE FUCK?
*Liv is hanging from the chandelier, wearing Hell's sisters shirt. Helen sees it and freezes up, terrified. JD looks completely dumbfounded.
Liv- (jumping from the contraption) BOO! (Laughs hysterically)
*Hell faints to the ground.

**France is still looking around inside, hoping that noone outside wanders why she isn't coming out to help. She makes her way into Ben's bedroom, finding candles, some books and a closet door half open with what looks like blood on the doorknob.

**Armaan comes outside, lurking and looking around.

Kimmy- That's it Ryan! I will find a way and me and your daughter will be leaving you VERY SOON!
Ryan- (overcome with emotion) I CAN"T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU ANOTHER MINUTE! You are the ugliest person on the face of the earth as far as I am concerned. I can't watch you pick your teeth again. I can't watch you do laundry with your sagging breasts laughing at me anymore. I HATE YOU! I hate anything and everything about you! (screaming to the top of his lungs) GO AWAY! PLEASE!! GO AWAY YOU FILTHY WHORE! (he starts to sob and falls) Fuck You.
Kimmy- (more than shocked) You may just get your wish, Pussy!!
**Greta hears her phone ringing. She goes back to the house and picks it up, still overwhelmed with the commotion.
Bradin- (on other end) You just fucked up, bitch! Hurting Adam like that. You better keep your doors locked, gutter slut! *He disconnects.
Greta- (thinking back on her story) That little shit!

***MEANWHILE Em is walking alone toward the park, still very drunk.
Em- Hello God! Why have you forsaken me again? Why have you let me get here again? I hate myself like this so much. And yet- here you go. Laughing at my weaknesses again. Well you know what I am starting to think. I am starting to think you aren't real at all.
**Eugene notices her from the swingsets and gets his hammer out.
Em- You weren't there when my mom got cancer. You weren't there when my boyfriend sold all my shit for drugs. You weren't there when I watched my friend overdose. AND YOU SURE AS FUCK HAVENT BEEN HERE SINCE MY LATEST MESS! This one I'll be stuck in forever, goddammit!! GIVE ME A SIGN!! You better give me a sign before I forget about you completely.
**Eugene comes up behind her and whacks her in the head with a hammer.

**Tjaman and Tina are having champagne.
Tjaman- We just witnessed a rebirth tonight, Tina.
Tina- It's so exciting.
**The men in robes raise Amauriel up from a tub of blood, baptized!

**In Bens apartment
France- Surely theres something in this damn closet.
**France peers into the closet and sees something that looks like it's moving inside. She moves the clothes and the deer heads and SCREAMS! Just then, she hears the door open and BEN IS HOME!
Ben- Knock. Knock. Who's there??
**What looks like a mannequin falls over on France and she screams!!

***CREDITS ROLL.
Main Theme From Halloween plays!!
by Joey Scarberry

MadGuy · by **MadGuy** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:57 am

A great episode that started slow but got tensed and intriguing real fast. One of the best Halloween episodes i've seen... or read.

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