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Season 2 Spoilers

Postby MadGuy » Thu May 28, 2009 10:03 pm

Really sucks that this thread got deleted. :(

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Postby MadGuy » Thu May 28, 2009 10:03 pm

Question: Since you've seen the first four True Blood episodes of season 2, is there anything you can share? --Sanna
Ausiello: They're bloody fangtastic! (Never. Gets. Old.) Seriously, season 2 -- premiering June 14 -- gets off to a thrilling, gory, scary, sexy, disgusting, funny, suspenseful start. Alan Ball would drive a wooden stake through my heart if I spoiled any of the big twists (i.e. my lips are sealed about the fate of a certain flamboyant vampire blood dealer), but here are a few juicy morsels to whet your appetite:

• There are three orgies, all of them powered by Maryann's (Michelle Forbes) aphrodisiac fairy dust.
• Alexander Skarsgard's Nordic vamp has an extremely homoerotic encounter with a character who shall remain nameless. In related news, there are about two dozen gratuitous shirtless shots in the first four episodes, all of them belonging to either Mechad Brooks (Tara's new BF, Eggs) or Ryan Kwanten (Jason).
• Sookie has a very revealing conversation with a new character in episode 4.
• If you're wondering what secret Merlotte's newest waitress (played by Ashley Jones) is harboring, a clue can be found on her skin.
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Postby Dante » Fri May 29, 2009 3:20 am

Eh. Nothing mind-blowing yet.
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Postby MadGuy » Fri May 29, 2009 6:37 am

Did you not read? Orgies!
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Postby Dante » Fri May 29, 2009 6:47 am

I was expecting orgies.
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Postby MadGuy » Fri May 29, 2009 6:51 am

I think that the last one, the new waitress, is a new supernatural creature.
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Postby Dante » Fri May 29, 2009 6:58 am

Wow, you're a genius.

I was thinking witch or Wiccan.
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Postby MadGuy » Fri May 29, 2009 7:03 am

Thanks, that is a wonderful compliment :heart:


I'm thinking werewolf or a queery faerie.
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Postby Dante » Fri May 29, 2009 7:06 am

Witch makes more sense if whatever's on her skin is a tattoo or something.
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Postby MadGuy » Fri May 29, 2009 7:08 am

Maybe she has shiny skin.
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Postby Dante » Fri May 29, 2009 7:11 am

Maybe she's really hairy.
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Postby You Go Glen Coco! » Fri May 29, 2009 7:48 am

Number 7 wrote:Maybe she has shiny skin.


Like a Twilight vampire :P
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Postby Dante » Fri May 29, 2009 8:13 am

Shush.
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Re: Season 2 Spoilers

Postby Heisenberg » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:56 pm

Twilight :|
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Re: Season 2 Spoilers

Postby Dante » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:10 am

Shut you mouttt.
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Re: Season 2 Spoilers

Postby MadGuy » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:00 am

Good thing Sarina ain't reading these threads.

Summaries for next episodes;

Episode 205, "Never Let Me Go":
In Dallas, Sookie connects with one of her own, then joins Bill and Eric for a strategic summit at the lair of the missing vampire, Godric (Allan Hyde), attended by his lieutenants, Stan (Ed Quinn) and Isabel (Valerie Cruz). Meanwhile, Jason shows his mettle at a Light of Day boot camp, and is rewarded for his hard work with a gift from Sarah (Anna Camp). Rebuffed by Tara in her relocation efforts, Maryann decides to cast her spell on the staff of Merlotte's, softening Tara up towards her new “family.” Eric shares a little-known secret about his past with Bill, and Sookie makes a decision that might solve the Godric mystery – or get her killed.

Episode 206, "Hard-Hearted Hannah":
Accompanied by Isabel's human boyfriend Hugo (Christopher Gartin), Sookie embarks on a dangerous mission to locate Godric. Meanwhile, Bill is shocked when a vampire from his distant, more violent past resurfaces in Dallas. In Bon Temps, Daphne presses Sam to get comfortable in his own skin(s); Hoyt (Jim Parrack) continues his unlikely courtship of Jessica; Andy (Chris Bauer) interrogates Lafayette about his disappearance; and Tara and Eggs (Mehcad Brooks) take a detour while on a road trip. At the Light of Day camp, Jason faces difficult emotional and physical choices.

Episode 207, "Release Me":
Betrayed by Daphne (Ashley Jones), Sam (Sam Trammell) finds himself in an unenviable predicament at the hands of Maryann (Michelle Forbes) and her wild-eyed minions. Imprisoned with Hugo (Christopher Gartin) in the F.O.T.S. church, Sookie (Anna Paquin) uses her telepathic powers to reach out to Bill (Stephen Moyer), whoʼs being detained at the hotel by a stubbornly obsessive Lorena (Mariana Kloveno). After crossing a line with the Newlins, a fearful Jason (Ryan Kwanten) tries to sever his ties with the Fellowship of the Sun, but gets plenty of resistance from Steve (Michael McMillian) and his enforcer Gabe (Greg Collins).

Episode 208, "Timebomb":
Sookieʼs captivity takes an unexpected turn when Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) arrives to do his masterʼs bidding on the eve of the Fellowshipʼs lockdown. In Bon Temps, Sam finds himself in hot water after making a gruesome discovery at Merlotteʼs, and Andy (Chris Bauer) proves no help in coming to his defense. Sent home by Bill, Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) and Hoyt (Jim Parrack) learn that when it comes to sex, every time is the first time. Tara (Rutina Wesley) and Eggs (Mehcad Brooks) devour a mysterious meal prepared by Maryann, with unexpected results. After Jason pays off his debt to the vampires, Godric (Allan Hyde) looks to enlighten his more single-minded followers.

Episode 209, "I Will Rise Up":
A wounded Eric plays Sookie for a sucker, to Bill's dismay, and ends up getting inside her head. Later, Sookie and Jason bond over their recent adventures. Blaming Eggs for Tara's bruises and bizarre behavior, Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) and Lettie Mae (Adina Porter) try to figure out a way to pry their kin from Maryann's clutches. Hoyt defends his relationship with Jessica to Maxine (Dale Raoul), to no avail. Jailed by Bud (William Sanderson) along with a group of Bon Temps revelers, Sam looks for a way to escape and avoid capture by an increasingly obsessed Maryann. In Dallas, Eric and the vampires defend their recent actions to Nan Flanagan (Jessica Tuck), and are shocked when Godric decides to take the fall for their PR disaster.

Episode 210, "New World in My View":
Sookie, Bill and Jason return to a Bon Temps turned upside down by Maryann. Lured to Merlotte's by Arlene (Carrie Preston), Sam and Andy find cold comfort in their refuge from a group of bloodthirsty revelers. Bill discovers that traditional vampire techniques don't work on Maryann; Hoyt and Jessica try to keep a lid on Maxine's madness; and Sookie tries to push through the darkness consuming Tara. With all hell breaking loose, Jason takes the bull by the horns to rescue Sam, at least for the moment.

Episode 211, "Frenzy":
With the crisis in Bon Temps careening out of control, Bill seeks out the advice of Sophie-Anne (Evan Rachel Wood), the Vampire Queen of Louisiana, but must exercise patience before she gives him critical information. Meanwhile, Sookie and Lafayette find that protecting Tara from herself is more difficult than they anticipated; a desperate Sam turns to an unlikely source for assistance; and Jessica tests Hoyt's allegiance to Maxine.
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Re: Season 2 Spoilers

Postby MadGuy » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:01 am

sounds good :yes:
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Re: Season 2 Spoilers

Postby Heisenberg » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:01 pm

Looks like Sam wont be "leaving" for very long.
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