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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:31 am

Miles65uk wrote:Starship Troopers II


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More crap from direct-to-video madness!
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:32 am

rock&load. wrote:City Lights.


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Charlie Chaplin always makes me smile..One of his best!
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:34 am

gmvail23 wrote:Dragonslayer


:snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:

Surely ahead of its time and anything that has a cool dragon already has good points with me usually (sans Dragon Wars and Dungeons And Dragons excuse of a movie). This is an 80s classic not to be missed.
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:36 am

gmvail23 wrote:Speed


:snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2

Still one of the best examples of pacing in a movie. THis movie nearly does everything perfect. Keanu Reeves is SO HOT in this and Sandra Bullock brought the world to her in this. Beth Grant has an amusing role as does Alan Ruck. My only weak point is Dennis Hoppers over-the-top villain. Good Movie Though!
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:37 am

Miles65uk wrote:Disconecting Henry.


You meant "Deconstructing Henry"

:snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2

Funny with a good cast. One of Allens better latter day efforts. Kirstie Alley really shines!!
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:38 am

I will get to Gretas other two and JDs later on..need to see two of the movies in question.
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Postby MadGuy » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:41 am

well, hurry up cock lover :yes:
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Postby MadGuy » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:36 pm

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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:36 pm

gmvail23 wrote:A Dog's Breakfast


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FINALLY saw this odd, camp little strange movie and I have to confess I liked it.
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:38 pm

gmvail23 wrote:House of D


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Alot of critics jumped all over this one but I thought it was pretty good. Robin Williams has made strange choices this decade..some good, some VERY BAD. I liked this.
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Postby gmvail23 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:39 pm

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gmvail23 wrote:A Dog's Breakfast


:snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2

FINALLY saw this odd, camp little strange movie and I have to confess I liked it.

I only checked it out because of all the Stargate cast members. I did like it enough to buy it, it's cute.
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Postby gmvail23 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:41 pm

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gmvail23 wrote:House of D


:snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:

Alot of critics jumped all over this one but I thought it was pretty good. Robin Williams has made strange choices this decade..some good, some VERY BAD. I liked this.

I hadn't heard any of the critics on it. I was curious about Duchovny writing and directing it. I liked it too. :)
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:45 pm

Hellsing wrote:
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NO SNOOPYS & an ass spanking for JD

How could you have me watch this piece of festering shit from Uwe Boll and not warn me?? I didnt think hed top "Alone In The Dark" but hes on his way.


:rolz:

It's so bad, but compared to most of his films, it wasn't even that bad :P

Okay, new ones Jo-jo.


House of the Dead
Glen or Glenda
The Brotherhood (2001)
The Maker
Disturbing Behavior
The Virgin Suicides
Killing Zoe
X-Files: I Want to Believe



House Of The Dead- NO SNOOPYS!- This is shit at its very worst. One of the worst (if not worst) video game adaptations ever.

Glen or Glenda?- :snoopy: :snoopy:- As bad a director as Ed Wood was, he was still quite entertaining. This was almost good.

The Brotherhood- :snoopy: :snoopy:- VERY CHEESY. Still kinda hot. Brotherhood 2 is much hotter though. Pt. 3 is HORRID!

The Maker- NO SNOOPYS- GAG!!!!

Disturbing Behaviour- :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:- Albeit its many flaws, I think its an entertaining little horror film. Katie Holmes was good here.

The Virgin Suicides- :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:- Beautifully pieced together first film from Sofia Coppola- who should stick to directing. Haunting and gorgeous. Those girls are as memorable as it is possible to remember something from a movie. GREAT A
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Killing Zoe- :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:- Classic indie fun that still coulda been better.

The X Files- I Want To Believe- :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2- Very disappointing on many levels. I did think Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny did their best but this script was quite irritating and not a worthy film to the franchise.
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Postby MadGuy » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:58 pm

Great reviews <3

The Maker that bad? I bought it and have yet to see it. It has Mary Lousie-Parker and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. can't be that bad, can it?
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Postby gmvail23 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:01 pm

noahcrash wrote:The X Files- I Want To Believe- :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2- Very disappointing on many levels. I did think Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny did their best but this script was quite irritating and not a worthy film to the franchise.

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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:03 pm

Hellsing wrote:Great reviews <3

The Maker that bad? I bought it and have yet to see it. It has Mary Lousie-Parker and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. can't be that bad, can it?


Ok..I saw the wrong movie. The one I saw didnt have the two of them. Have to re-watch. And I wasted one hour and a half. :rofl:
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:04 pm

gmvail23 wrote:
noahcrash wrote:The X Files- I Want To Believe- :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2- Very disappointing on many levels. I did think Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny did their best but this script was quite irritating and not a worthy film to the franchise.

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Postby MadGuy » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:20 pm

noahcrash wrote:
gmvail23 wrote:
noahcrash wrote:The X Files- I Want To Believe- :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2- Very disappointing on many levels. I did think Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny did their best but this script was quite irritating and not a worthy film to the franchise.

I love you even more right now.


Glad I wasn't the only one.


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Postby MadGuy » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:21 pm

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Hellsing wrote:Great reviews <3

The Maker that bad? I bought it and have yet to see it. It has Mary Lousie-Parker and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. can't be that bad, can it?


Ok..I saw the wrong movie. The one I saw didnt have the two of them. Have to re-watch. And I wasted one hour and a half. :rofl:


Heh, you silly man, you.

which one DID you see then?

I meant:
[web]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119598/[/web]

It looks kinda cheesy, but I'm sure it's better than the one you saw.
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Postby gmvail23 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:38 pm

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noahcrash wrote:
gmvail23 wrote:
noahcrash wrote:The X Files- I Want To Believe- :snoopy: :snoopy: 1/2- Very disappointing on many levels. I did think Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny did their best but this script was quite irritating and not a worthy film to the franchise.

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Glad I wasn't the only one.


Same here.

I think Erik's the only one here who loved it.
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Postby noahcrash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:57 pm

Hellsing wrote:
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Hellsing wrote:Great reviews <3

The Maker that bad? I bought it and have yet to see it. It has Mary Lousie-Parker and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. can't be that bad, can it?


Ok..I saw the wrong movie. The one I saw didnt have the two of them. Have to re-watch. And I wasted one hour and a half. :rofl:


Heh, you silly man, you.

which one DID you see then?

I meant:
[web]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119598/[/web]

It looks kinda cheesy, but I'm sure it's better than the one you saw.


Thats not what I seen. I will have to find that, watch it and re-review. I am silly aint I? :)
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Postby MadGuy » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:14 pm

yeah :P

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New ones:
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Not Another Teen Movie
Date Movie
Epic Movie
Meet The Spartans
Superhero Movie
Disaster Movie
Pineapple Express

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Postby Dante » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:35 pm

That's just cruel and unusual. =(
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Postby MadGuy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:42 pm

There are actually people looking forward to watch 'Disaster Movie'. I feel sad for them :(
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Postby noahcrash » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:19 pm

I wasnt planning on seeing "Disaster Movie" and now Jd forces me to go see it. He deserves punishment.
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Postby noahcrash » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:21 pm

Might I also add (for furhter punishment) I have to see Superhero Movie now. GAG!
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Postby gmvail23 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:22 pm

Punish him a lot and take a video so we can all watch.

We might just give it 5 :snoopy:'s
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Postby rock&load. » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:28 pm

i'll give you some good movies to make up for all of the crapiness JD just spilled;

Network.
All That Jazz.
Touch of Evil.
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Postby MadGuy » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:39 am

noahcrash wrote:Might I also add (for furhter punishment) I have to see Superhero Movie now. GAG!


It wasn't as bad as Teen, Date, Epic or Sparta :P
Disaster movie looks like it's going to be the worst of them all :O


... psst. I kinda like the Scary Movies. punish me.
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Postby MadGuy » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:40 am

rock&load. wrote:i'll give you some good movies to make up for all of the crapiness JD just spilled;


Pineapple Express doesn't seem crappy :dontknow:
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Postby MadGuy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:56 am

adding anotha one;
Airplane!
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