Ah, so many great ones, who's yer fave?

AAAAAAAAH! Toughie

Angelus
Lilah
Darla
Illyria
Lindsey
The Beast
Drusilla
Faith
Cyvus
Connor
Jasmine/Cordelia
Daniel
Sahjhan
Justine
Hamilton
Holland
Gavin
Eve
































Lindwood

Illyria was the scariest one.

Connor wins.
Though I liked Lilah and Angelus as well.

Whoo!

Connor kicked ass. But best villain?

Yeah, I have to like the character and not mind what he is doing for him/her to become best villain.

Just being a bad-ass doesn't do shit for me.
Being a bad-ass and making me like it, making me understand it, making me not mind TOO much. Now that makes you a good villain.

Can't I just vote for Wolfram and Heart? You've got to love a creepy evil lawfirm. Art imitating life, really.

Although Eve was the hottest villian. Possibly in the history of TV everness.

ah that's what the company is called !

what was the name of that guy again.. Lindsay?

Yep, it started off with Lindsay in the first episode, then we meet Lilah in 'The Ring', the Holland Manners comes along later, then gets butchered in his own wine cellar, and then some other guys come along, but I haven't rewatched season 3 onwards recently...

Ohhyeah, some of it is coming back to me now.

And then Angel and gang take it over in season 5 after the Senior Partners offer it to him in a hope that he'll turn evil.

Does tht happen?
Man, I never saw the eps/seasons in order lol.

so for some reason.. I have this image of Wesley killing.. someone.. and there's a baby involved.. and... him going all... dark.

That would be Connor in season 4, and Wesley kills a lot of things over the course of the series.

Yeah, but he killed someone.. he shouldn't kill.
Something to do with Lilah too. She was so playing with his mind. Ack. It's all vague.


I should watch Angel again, in the right order this time.

I don't think he ever killed a human that hadn't attacked him in the first place.

Although he did keep Justine tied up in a cupboard for months in a hope to find Angel...

Ah, let me be of help

Season 1:
Angel meets Cordy, and Doyle - guy who has visions
together they kill demons.
Their enemy is an evil law firm named Wolfram & hart
Angel also meets a hot cop named Kate. She eventually loses her dad and blames Angel for it.

Eventually, Doyle ends up sacrificing himself and passes his visions to Cordy.
They meet up with Wesley, who joins the Fang Gang.

After a while. three Lawyers want to destroy Angel.
Lindsey, Lee and Lilah. They hire Faith to kill Angel, but she ends up wanting him to kill her instead.

Buffy comes in town, annoys. And Faith gives herself up and goes into prison.

Lindsey wants to get out and asks Angel for his help.
Their boss, Holland, caught him but kills Lee instead.

Lindsey changes his mind and keeps working for Wolfram & Hart.
Then Angel meets Gunn, he, his sister and crew are vampire killers. Gunn's sister Alonna gets turned by vampires and he has to stake her himself. He befriends Angel.

Then W&H want to destroy Angel and hire this demon named Vocah to get rid of Angel. He starts with his friends, he gives Cordy a bunch of killer visions and blows up Angel's agency... with Wesley being in it.

Eventually, Angel kills Vocah and gets a scroll he needs to save Cordy with. He cuts off Lindsey's hand.

Wesley reads the Shanshu Prophecy. After a big battle, Angel will turn human.

meanwhile, W&H resurrect Angel's sire... Darla.


END SEASON 1

Season 2

Angel, Wes and Cordy are still fighting demons.
They move into this haunted hotel called the Hyperion Hotel.
Gunn joins the Fang Gang.
They meet this green guy named Lorne with a karaoke bar.

W&H are using Darla to get to Angel.
She's been sneaking into his bedroom and giving him a lot of sex dreams.

But Lindsey starts having feelings for Darla, and learns that she is dying of the disease she was dying from when she was human... she was a whore and all.

Lindsey tells Angel, and Angel tries to do everything to save Darla. But she only wants him to turn her into a vampire. Which he doesn't want.

Eventually, she accepts her fate and Angel promises to be with her until she dies.
But Lindsey brings Dru and gets her to turn Darla into a vampire.
Now, Angel wants to kill her before it's too late. But its too late.

Dru and Darla go crazy together and kill a bunch of lawyers including Holland. Angel lets them.

Angel goes dark, he fires his crew and puts Darla and Dru on fire.

He wants to do everything to destroy Wolfram & Hart while his fired Crew try to make their own agency. But it's not working.

Wesley gets shot and ends up in a wheel chair.
Angel then unsuccessfully attacks W&H. Leaving him more angry, so he sleeps with Darla.
Next day, he gets an Epiphany, instead of going soulless. He tells Darla to get out or he'll kill her.

He goes to save Kate, who tried to commit suicide.
She is thankful and leaves L.A.

Angel then goes back to his old crew.
But Lindsey is pissed off because Darla left and he blames it on Angel.

Lindsey gets a new hand, but it's a killer hand.
He gets promoted at Wolfram & Hart, but he goes crazy and leaves L.A.
Lilah gets the promotion instead.

Eventually, they're working on a case involving Lorne's dimension.
Cordy gets sucked into it, and Angel and his crew (including Lorne) try to rescue her.

In Pylea, Cordy gets poked with hot pokers and is made into a princess.
She has to Cum-shock with a guy named Groosalugg. She thinks he's hot and wants him until she learns that if she has sex with him, she'll lose the visions.

Meanwhile Angel saves this girl named Fred. He turns into this weird-ass monster and doesn't want to go back.
Eventually he changes his mind, and together with the rest of the crew they destroy the evil priests.

Angel and his crew go back to L.A., with Fred and leave Groo to be the Prince of Pylea.

When they enter the hotel, they find Willow. Who's depressed because Buffy died and all.

END SEASON 2

whaha buffy comes in town, annoys.
you cunt.

You're talkin about the... I won't forget / I will always remember / whatever episode?

That's the best Angel episode i've seen (can remember).

Yeah, I think I was really high or I just never saw season 2.
Cos I only remember... .. nothin.

Season 3

Angel's depressed because Buffy died and all.
But then Cordy cheers him up. She's hotter than Buffy anyway.

The new addition to the Fang Gang, Fred, is afraid to leave her bedroom. Eventually she does and ends up in a massacre. Lorne's karaoke bar got destroyed... AGAIN.

Meanwhile Lilah is giving Cordy these killer visions, to get to Angel. They make him free a dude from a hell dimension.
His name is Billy and he likes to touch men... by touching men he gets them to kill women.
Wesley touches Billy's blood and almost ends up killing Fred.

Lilah ends up killing Billy.
Lilah also has a new nemesis, his name is Jin Kwon... ehhh Gavin Park.

Eventually, Darla comes back, and she's like 18 months pregnant. Cordy's feelings got hurt.
There is also a new big bad coming. His name is Daniel Holtz, he's a vampire hunter who lost his family ages ago. In the hands... eh, teeth of Angelus and Darla.
He is brought back into this dimension by a demon called Sahjhan.

Darla can't have the child, so she stakes herself and that's how Connor was born.
Holtz gets tired of Sahjhan pretty soon, and makes his own army. Full of depressed people who lost someone because a vampire. One of them is Justine Cooper. She likes him, he likes to use her.

Meanwhile, Cordy's visions get worse and a demon named Skip gives her a choice between dying and living the life she always wanted.
She choses the second, but she is still missing something and somehow ends up at the Hyperian hotel, where Angel's crazy, she kisses him and her visions are returned to her.
Skip makes her half demon.

Now Cordy can float and shine.
She and Angel make out in a possessed Ballet thing. again. and again.
While Gunn and Fred also make out, which leaves Wesley devastated.

Unfortunately for Angel, Groo comes back from Pylea and Cordy gets all obsessed with him. Angel's feelings get hurt and gives Cordy vacation time with Groo.

Meanwhile Wes is having weird visions and thinks that Angel's gonna end up killing his son.
So he tries to steal the baby, unknowing that they were all FALSE prophecies. Made up by Sahjhan. Because Sahjhan was supposed to be killed by Connor when he grew up.

So Justine cuts Wesley's throat and takes the baby.
Sahjhan opens a huge portal leading to the darkest of the dark worlds. Holtz walks into it... with Angel's son.

Angel's depressed again, and tortures W&H's new boss.. Lindwood.
He makes Lilah help him into turning Sahjhan into a solid thing... because Sahjhan was like a ghost or something.
Sahjhan beats the crap out of everyone, until Justine puts him into an urn.

Then Wesley is found and Angel banishes him from his Gang, after trying to kill him with a pillow.
Eventually, Wes ends up sleeping with the enemy... Lilah.

Cordy and Groo come back, Angel's still depressed.
Groo noticed that Cordy likes Angel better. Groo's depressed.

Eventually, Connor comes out of a portal as a teenager. He calls himself Steven, and he hates Angel.
Connor meets this cute girl who ends up killing herself with an overdoses. Connor's depressed.

Unknowing, Holtz is also back, he's old and stuff.
He acts like he wants Angel to have his kid. But nooo, he's planning his revenge.
He makes Justine kill him, making Connor believe it was Angel.

So Connor is pissed and throws Angel into the Ocean.
Lorne and Groo leave, both feeling completely out of place.
And Cordy gets another visit from Skip. He tells her that she's been chosen to become a higher being. So she descends into the sky.

And then i'm depressed.

END SEASON 3

EyesPaintedBlack wrote:whaha buffy comes in town, annoys.
you cunt.

You're talkin about the... I won't forget / I will always remember / whatever episode?

That's the best Angel episode i've seen (can remember).

No, I was talking about Sanctuary
I didn't even mention that episode

ah this is what I was talking about:

"Meanwhile Wes is having weird visions and thinks that Angel's gonna end up killing his son.
So he tries to steal the baby, unknowing that they were all FALSE prophecies. Made up by Sahjhan. Because Sahjhan was supposed to be killed by Connor when he grew up.

So Justine cuts Wesley's throat and takes the baby.
Sahjhan opens a huge portal leading to the darkest of the dark worlds. Holtz walks into it... with Angel's son."


and must thy be so cruel towards Buffy? lesig.

Sowwy =P

I just hate the beoch.

am I being helpful?

Season 4 might be long... too many things happened <<

I can't believe you do. :'( *cry*

You don't have to.
Or if you want to, keep it global.

Ah, it's good going down memory lane.

Here I go... this might take a while ><

don't deprive us of YOU though

Season 4

So, Angel's at the bottom of the ocean. hallucinating like crazy. He imagines eating Cordy and breaking Connor's throat
Meanwhile Wesley is having sex with Lilah. A Lot of it.
He's keeping Justine inside his closet.
He's using her to find Angel. Which she eventually does, and they take him out of it.
He's doing pretty bad, so Wesley feeds him his own blood. And then gives Justine a choice, between being a slave for the rest of her life or doing something with it.

Fred and Gunn are also trying to find Angel. They're all alone and they think that Connor's helping them. But it's quite the contrary.
Eventually, they learn the truth and Fred gives Connor a couple of electric shocks.
Angel banishes Connor from his house. Awe.

Meanwhile Lindwood and Gavin are teaming up on Lilah.
So she decapitates Lindwood and makes Gavin clean up the head. She's so badass. <3

Now Angel's back, he's looking for old friends. He, Fred and Gunn save Lorne in Las Vegas and they reunite again.
Angel's also trying to find Cordy, he meets this electric chick called Gwen. They kiss, and she makes his heart beat.

Eventually, Cordy is back all of a sudden, but she doesn't remember who she is.
Until Lorne manages to give her back her memory... but not without screwing it up first.

Lorne also reads Cordy, and apparently, something very bad is coming.
Out of Connor's birth place, a huge Devil-looking thing called The Beast hatches out of it.
He beats up the entire Fang Gang and brings down a Rain of Fire.

Cordy and Connor think it's the end of the world. So they fuck.
Angel sees them, and is depressed.
Next day, Connor goes to Lilah, he wants info.
But bad timing, The Beast decides to attack W&H and kill every single lawyer. He breaks Gavin's throat.

Lilah, however, gets lucky and gets Wesley to save her life... for the meantime.
After killing almost every single lawyer, The Beast wants to blot out the sun. And so he does.

Wesley thinks it's a smart idea to ask Angelus a few questions. So they turn Angel into Angelus. Bad move.
Angelus eventually gets out of his cage and tries to kill Lilah. Unsuccessfully because Cordy beat him to it.

Apparently, Cordy is not the Cordy we know.
She makes out with the Beast and all.

With Angel out, Wes needs the best next thing... he helps Faith escape prison.
But she's gone soft. She gets beaten up by The Beast before he gets destroyed by Angelus.
The sun is back.

So Faith uses this Orpheus drug and lets Angelus bite her.
Now they're both out of it.
Faith's dying and has dreams including Angel/us flashbacks.
In that dream, or whatever it was, Angelus and Angel have their own little fight scene.

In the real world, Fred called Willow to re-ensoul Angel.
while Cordevila keeps manipulating Connor.

Angel is re-ensouled and Faith goes with Willow back to Sunnydale.

Cordy reveals her pregnancy, Angel's feelings are hurt.
But while he and his crew find the truth about Cordy.
Gunn helps Gwen to get rid of her powers, and they sleep together. Not like he and Fred were together anymore anyway.

Connor comes running in to save his Cordy and beats the crap out of everyone.
He and Cordy hide, and she tells him that they have to kill an innocent girl to bring their child into the world.
Darla's ghost tries to convince Connor not to, but Cordevila ends up slashing the innocent girl's throat anyway.

In the meantime, Angel pays Skip a visit. Revealing that Skip knew about this all along. He got Cordy exactly where he wanted her to be.
So Wes goes badass and shoots him in the head.

Then Connor touches Cordy's stomach with the innocent girl's blood and she goes into labor.
A hot Ebony-girl rises out of Cordy's stomach.
Everyone who sees her turns into this shiny happy crazy person.

Jasmine's her name. Well... her made-up name. She wants to save the world, but she also likes to eat people.
Fred accidentally comes in touch with Jazzy's blood, making her see Jasmine's true-face.

Fred goes on the run, all alone. But eventually gets caught so she shoots Jasmine with a bullet that goes right through her landing in Angel. So, now Angel also sees Jasmine's true face.

Eventually they turn the entire crew except Connor.
Connor has seen Jasmine's true face from the very beginning.

Angel ends up in another world, with these weird-spider demons who also worshiped Jasmine.
The only way to break her spell is by revealing her true name. Angel cuts the head of the only demon who knows it, and goes back to L.A.

There, Jasmine's name gets exposed and everyone goes crazy.
After a big fight scene, Connor catches Jasmine kissing Angel.
He beats Jasmine's skull open with his hand and goes crazier.

He later tries to blow up a bunch of people, including himself and Cordy's body. Who's still in a Coma.

Meanwhile, Lilah... Dead Lilah makes a deal with Angel.
If Angel and his crew start running Wolfram & Hart. She will give Connor the life he always wanted.

So Connor ends up with a family, unknowing of what he did. And without anyone else besides Angel remembering him.

END SEASON 4

Yikes, that was long.

Season 5 had a lot of filler, so It won't be as long.

I hope i'm helping you make sense of the show, love.

Yeah, season 4 sounds very familiar.

Season 5

Angel's now running Wolfram & Hart.
Harmony's his secretary (YIKES!)
and there is basically nothing going on.

Spike comes back, he's a ghost thing. He annoys me. A lot.
He almost gets sucked into hell, but gets saved by Fred instead.

More of nothing.
Angel meets this cute girl named Nina, she's a werewolf.
and there's also this incredibly annoying Lilah-wannabe in W&H. Her name is Eve, she's his liaison. She's double-playing both Angel and the Senior Partners. She's actually working with Lindsey, and having lots of sex with him.

So, yeah, Lindsey's back. He got some cool tats.
He visits Spike, who's made solid by then.
Lindsey claims to be a guy named Doyle who has visions.

After 12 episodes, Cordy finally comes back.
She's looking hotter than ever. And wants her guy, Angel, back on the right path.
They figure out about Eve and Lindsey.
A spell makes Lindsey's tats disappear, which take away his godly powers and make him visible to the Senior partners. They're pissed off and send him to a hell dimension.

Cordy then tells him Angel that she got her guy back on track. And kisses him. When the phone rings, she disappears. Apparently, she never woke up.
*Cry*

After Angel being turned into a puppet.
Wes and Fred make out. They are finally couple-y.
Which upsets Knox, a nerdy guy at W&H who really likes Fred.

Fred gets a sarcophagus-thing send to her lab.
She investigates it, and something gets released into her.
She gets sick, pukes blood.
Angel and Spike try to save her life, they meet a guy named Drogyn. He tells her that if they save her life, it will kill thousands of other people.
So Wesley takes her back to her apartment. Where he reads to her, until she dies. Very sad.
After she dies, her body turns blue... Illyria.
It liquefies Fred's organs and consumed her soul.

Knox was behind it all. Apparently, he worshiped the thing.
Wesley shoots and kills him.
He also tries to kill Illyria, but she's faster than light.
Her old temple was destroyed, so now she has nowhere to go. She asks Wes to help her walk amongst men. He accepts... because she looks like the woman he loved.

Lindsey's still stuck in the hell dimension, but Angel and co. need him. But they can't rescue him without leaving someone behind. Gunn stays in the hell dimension.

Back on W&H, this guy named Hamilton makes Even sign papers. It makes her mortal, and he becomes Angel's new liaison.
Lindsey tells Angel that the war already started, and that they're on the wrong side.

Meanwhile, Illyria goes back for Gunn.
Her time line is breaking apart. Wes makes a machine that takes away her power. Or at least, a lot of it.
She's still strong, but not like she used to be.

Connor also reunites with Angel.
Only, nobody knows that Connor's his son. Not even Connor.
A demon named Cyvus threatens Angel, if he doesn't let Connor kill a demon, he will break Connor's memories.

So Angel trains him. Connor has to kill Sahjhan.
Wesley thinks Angel is holding back something, so he breaks the memory-thingie that restores everyones memory. Connor remembers everything and ends up killing Sahjhan. Prophecy fulfilled.

Still... Angel is acting rather strange. He's working with the enemies and ignoring his crew.
They decide to team up on him, which is when Angel tells them the truth.
He got the visions when he kissed Cordy and was able to see everything that was about to happen.
He got into the secret Black thorn by eating Drogyn.
He makes his gang an offer. To kill every single member of the Black Thorn even if it might kill them.

And so they do.
Illyria kills a bunch of them.
Spike saves a baby.
Lindsey and Lorne kill a bunch of demons, and Lorne shoots and kills Lindsey afterwards. Then he exits.
Gunn kills a load of vampires. but ends up mortally wounded.
and Wes tries to kill Cyvus, but he kills Wesley instead. He dies in 'Fred's hands, she then turns back into Illyria and punches Cyvus' skull into little pieces.

Angel's at W&H, Harmony betrayed him and told his plants to Hamilton.
They fight, and Angel almost gets killed. Until Connor gets there and helps his dad. Angel drinks Hamilton's blood and breaks his neck. He tells Connor to go home.
Eve is also in the building, which is about to break down. He tells her to get out, but she stays.

Later, the gang rejoin in an alley. Angel, Spike, Gunn and Illyria made it. She tells them about Wes. They mourn him.
And then have to face an army of demons.

'Let's go to work' - Angel

THE END.

Jesus, okay, not so short after all.

Ah, I enjoyed writing it all down. Thanks for making me remember Natty.

Sorry for all the spelling mistakes. I didn't even recheck.